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Bullschmitz: November 2006
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Rome Is So Crowded It Took Me 3 Days To Pee On It. Preparing to go to Rome-. Nearly as much as you would think, and 2) I was just annoyed by two very different ethnicities in very short succession. Plus I already hate whitey. Where am I to fit in? I thought they ate grass and the weakest of their young) and we went to Les Miserables (in English, "the nino." .Remember when SNL was funny? After a brisk morning molestation from the security crew, we were off!
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Bullschmitz: May 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Pictured are the front and side of my left calf. I'll explain. I've tried everything, and the best part of life IS the ability to reference every Gob quote from 'Arrested Development! And take off that bow tie! You look like an asshole! Anyhoo, last week I went with my strikingly gorgeous girlfriend Jamie to her hometown of Spencer, Iowa, and during this time I tried two (2! Thing 1: I fired a gun! Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry. Monday, May 21, 2007.
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Bullschmitz: October 2006
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Four Quotes and a Discussion Point. Here's the world's greatest airbrushed painting, as promised. In case you forgot and are too lazy to scroll down (how are you even alive? It was found in a bar called the Grasshopper in Amsterdam. On with the rest of the post! 1 "The President cares about the poor- he made a lot of them." - Steven Colbert. Also, Hampton met Pauly Shore. How awesome is that? Not Really. Just Pictures. I found in an absolutely delicious Chi...
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Bullschmitz: October 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Monday, October 29, 2007. Why I Hate LIfe. Some things will never change. Zelda games will always be good, and Radiohead albums will always be overrated. My brother will always immerse himself in grandiose jackassery, and my girlfriend will always butcher the bejesus out of song lyrics. Examples:. By adding some U2-esque "yeah yeah yeah! S to the end of it. Anyone who has been watching South Park knows what I'm talking about. Oh, and as for the first two- the new Zelda, "The Phantom Ho...
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Bullschmitz: August 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Thursday, August 16, 2007. A Very Short Blog and an Apology (Alternate Title: "My Gaze is an Incredible Laxative"). First, the apology- Sorry I haven't been back here for so long. Not that I expect anyone gives a rat's ass. During the semester, which begins on Monday (say it with me-. Next, the very short blog. He may be retarded. If you give him a paper towel, he'll entertain himself for forty minutes. He likes to stare me in the eyes when he poops. I got a new car! An excerpt from an...
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Bullschmitz: MAGIC!! (Not the Card Game)
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Not the Card Game). As you may or may not know, I have possibly the most helpful brother in the entire world. For instance, I recently changed my phone number. My sweet, gentle brother took time out of his day to tell me that it was “the single gayest phone number” he had ever seen. Thanks, brother! You see, I might be dying. I have weird leprosy spots of dying skin littered over my (manly? Why don’t I see a doctor, you ask? But fret not, my dear four readers!
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The Shiny Forehead: The Calm Amidst the Storm
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Sunday, December 12, 2010. The Calm Amidst the Storm. In truth, I can’t wait either. Kelsey and I have tried. Had I told you about that blogosphere? Sometimes life has these little moments that just happen, and I wonder, “How did I get here? How did I come to share mince meat pies with a British mechanic and a Brazilian electrician? Last night, Kelsey’s boss hosted a Christmas party. Before Kelsey and I left our house for the Christmas party, we got ready. We asked each other if this sweate...People star...
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The Shiny Forehead: Here I Am, There I Am Too
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Monday, January 3, 2011. Here I Am, There I Am Too. As a former professional wrestling fan, that lost blog I wrote was my Wrestlemania. For those unfamiliar, Wrestlemania is the culmination of a year's worth of professional wrestling storylines all coming together for one heckuva show. It's the Super Bowl of wrestling. Why couldn't I just call the last blog I wrote the Super Bowl of my blogs? I don't like to brag (lies! Start (join) a new (old) blog with my wife! January 4, 2011 at 10:58 AM. Simple templ...
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The Shiny Forehead: Googling Myself: What is Jay Schmitz Up To Today?
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010. Googling Myself: What is Jay Schmitz Up To Today? I am not a celebrity. Obviously I should be. We all know that. I'm not though. In the past, whenever I'd Google myself I wouldn't even be anywhere on Google.and Google is really big. It was sad really. Why wasn't anyone talking about me? I'm happy to report I'm now the fourth Jay Schmitz listed on Google. Thank you Twitter! But who are these other Jay Schmitzes? And how do you pluralize my last name? View my complete profile.
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The Shiny Forehead: December 2010
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Sunday, December 12, 2010. The Calm Amidst the Storm. In truth, I can’t wait either. Kelsey and I have tried. Had I told you about that blogosphere? Tuesday, December 7, 2010. RETRO BLOG: A Trip Through Reiman Gardens. Monday, December 6, 2010. Happy non-denominational gathering periods to you and your loved ones. Friday, December 3, 2010. A Simple Suggestion To Make This World a Better Place. Thursday, December 2, 2010. Qatar is a Country I Just Heard About Today. Says the sports media. Im happy to repo...