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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: May 2007

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Thursday, May 10, 2007. REVIEW: BARE BEHIND BARS. Get this Italian-made WIP flick and fast-forward through all the standard fights, showers, lesbionics and body cavity inspections that litter the boring first hour. Trust me, it's all "eeew". You won't like it. Once the ladies escape and run loose in town, this one gets good. In the final 20 minutes or so, there's not one but two of the most memorable dick-severing sequences in memory! Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 7:10 PM. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 7:09 PM.

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: January 2007

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007. While Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady's Oscar-nominated documentary JESUS CAMP. Mercifully short and devoid of Michael Moore-type dramatics, JESUS CAMP. Is less about religious weirdos (see George Ratliff's 2001 doc HELL HOUSE. And more about the roots of supremacy. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 4:18 PM. REVIEW: TERROR TOONS 2. In my 2002 write-up on the first TERROR TOONS. No one is making movies like this. I don't think any sane filmmaker would even think this stuff up, let alone...

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: December 2006

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006. REVIEW: BULLETS and MASCARA. Give a young guy and his buddies a camcorder and some fake blood and chances are pretty good you'll end up with the kind of shitty cookie-cutter comedy/horror flick writers like me have seen dozens of times (and yes, I'm guilty of making one as well). If somehow despite the complete lack of lighting, incompetent camera work and garbled audio you do manage to be able to make out anything. Girls are smarter. It's fucking scientific fact. As a pair ...

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: May 2006

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Monday, May 22, 2006. Back in march, i set about the task of re-making one of our old VHS-C short films, "CANNIBAL SISTERS", for inclusion in this fall's release of "FACES OF SCHLOCK 3", which will end the series. the idea was to finally shoot on a 3-chip camera (i'm not counting our 2003 abortion "ANGEL SPIT") so it would have that pro look and sound that the other films in the SCHLOCK anthology do. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 2:40 PM. Athens, Georgia, United States. View my complete profile.

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: August 2005

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005. I'm so glad i'm a filmmaker in this town and not a musician. i went over to vision video and gave them a dvd of a movie i made, and the guy was all too happy to put it on the shelves to rent. he looked at it like he was 10 years old and it was a new g.i. joe action figure. maybe it was a put-on, but i doubt it. Go in the record store and see if they're smiling. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 8:36 PM. Monday, August 22, 2005. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 9:19 AM. View my complete profile.

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: November 2006

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Monday, November 06, 2006. REVIEW: WE DON'T DIE. THE ROBIN HARRIS STORY. I was in 6th grade when HOUSE PARTY. Came out. I remember you didn't have shit to talk about Monday morning if you hadn't gone to see it, and luckily I had. So what was everyone raving about? Robin Harris as Kid's bug-eyed father, spouting now-classic lines like, "test tube baby". And "I'm from a town called fresh off a cops' ass, yall making me homesick! And MO' BETTER BLUES. WE DON'T DIE, WE MULTIPLY: THE ROBIN HARRIS STORY. Isn't...

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: September 2005

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005. How did i, a lifelong fan of horror movies and comic books, grow up in atlanta without ever attending dragon*con, "america's largest, multi-media, popular arts convention"? What was it like working with -? No woman in a tense, scary moment is going to just stop and take her top off. if [nudity] is in there for no reason, today's audiences pick up on that. in my new movie, no women die. i'm tired of seeing hot chicks get killed. let the dudes get killed! Once the panel ended...

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: March 2007

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Friday, March 30, 2007. The Passing" is an all-around top-notch production with appropriately moody music, fluid camera movement and professional lighting. Definitely one of the best-looking movies to come my way in a good while. You can watch it for free by going to 100dimension.com. Right now. And while you're at it, check out Black Ink Films Myspace Page. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 5:38 PM. Athens, Georgia, United States. View my complete profile. FACES OF SCHLOCK (Boobs and Blood Edition).

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gOnZoRiFFiC DIY Cinema: April 2007

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Thursday, April 19, 2007. Ultra-prolific sleaze merchant Jess Franco has made films for decades under 30 or 40 different names, I've seen several of them, and I can't say that I'm a huge fan. His stuff is a bit too slow-moving and arty for my MTV-ized sensibilities, but one thing I can say for sure: his choice to cast Lina Romay in so many of his films was genius. Because Lina Romay is beautiful. Posted by gOnZoRiFFiC at 2:19 PM. REVIEW: THRILLER - A CRUEL PICTURE. Lindberg revealed in a recent interview...