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Squeeze My Feathers: evening.
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Someone described me the other week as a slightly more obnoxious, significantly less successful, mildly less funnier version of Larry David. And not more than 3 days ago, a different someone said I sounded like an annoying version of Jerry Seinfeld. And my mum said Ian Thorpe reminds her of me. What's up. This shit is real. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Wile Young Under-Whimsy. Dancer in the Dark. Gen Y Marketing Podcast. I Like to Sneeze. Love Me You're Famours. Makes a Pencil Grow.
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Squeeze My Feathers: December 2010
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Trust Watch. Wednesday. Though I do love a lady in a head scarf. I'm thinking more Grace Kelly head scarf than Higab. As for berets. Well you better be damn cute. Trust Watch. Tuesday. I have always been of the opinion that if you have something of exquisite beauty, you don't hide it, or cover it up purely to protect it from being damaged. This is the reason I have never worn sunglasses to hide my eyes. Ridiculous and having an even more ridiculous name,. Again, I feel like I am the only one that sees th...
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Squeeze My Feathers: June 2009
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I have noticed some crazy things going on in the world recently. The election and subsequent protest in Iran, the death of Michael Jackson and the Ute-gate political non-scandal. I can only put this down to one thing; it’s been months since the last edition of Trust Watch. Look, I don’t, as a general rule, trust small things. Insects, genitals, people – when they are small they are not to be trusted. Vegetables are no different! The main culprit –. Where the fuck was this vegetable 10 years ago? There wa...
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Love Me You're Famous: Karate Kid in Haikus
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008. Karate Kid in Haikus. Submission from Ed and Nat. A boy has no dad. Desire and dreams aplenty. No friends to protect. Sensei pulls the strings. Cheerleader and curly hair,. A fancy dress dance. A shower costume hides him. Old man fights Cobra's. A truce is now sought. Cobra Sensei, no mercy. Dan now left in peace. For your self-defense only. Household chores for Dan. Wisdom in Miyagis ways. Wax on and wax off. Day of truth arrives. A stolen black belt is sought. Montage of the wins.
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Love Me You're Famous: Karate Kid II: Journey To Okinawa
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008. Karate Kid II: Journey To Okinawa. The much awaited submission from Mel. All is now right with the world. Just a kid, weren’t you? You seemed so much older back then as I gazed up at the big screen, squirming on the cracked vinyl seats at Forest Hill (yet to bloom into a strangely lame Chase) cinema. I thought your main problem was your inability to recognise your own latent talents. It was your. I’ve gotta say, I liked you best in Karate Kid II. I would have leapt across that ...
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Gruen Transfer: December 2009
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The Gruen Transfer is a blog where I examine the world of marketing, how to affect it, how it affects the world, and how I one day plan to take it over (The world, not marketing.) If you have anything particular you'd like talked about gimme a buzz. Saturday, December 26, 2009. 9568; Mistakes make money ╣. One simple ad has generated huge press simply because it stated support for a non-existant console. This is only doubled when the blogs post again saying 'It was a mistake'. Tuesday, December 22, 2009.
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Squeeze My Feathers: July 2009
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Almost two years ago I had the pleasure of helping organise my High School 10-year reunion. Granted there was probably only one other person less likely to organise the reunion, a guy who published a hit list of girls in our year he wished would die, I took on the task with enthusiasm and a mild sense of satisfactory irony. But that is irrelevant to the story. Sometimes, I guess, it’s best not to know who the people are that are doing the jobs that could potentially save our lives. I re-read this post br...
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Love Me You're Famous: Goodbye Winnie Cooper
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008. I am not sure exactly what prompted me to write you or exactly what the purpose of this letter is. I don’t think it’s so much of a love letter as it is a confessional. Or maybe a goodbye? I have thought about you a lot over the years. I am sure I am not alone in this. The characters and events throughout our childhood and teen years never really seem to leave our thoughts. It’s funny because we all like to say how the drama of childhood is, now in hindsight, insignificant. Why h...
