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Thursday, December 01, 2005. SWEET NOTHINGS FOR SOMETHINGS" is some very quick-lit for you to enjoy while you're tying your shoes, brushing your teeth or simply taking a deep breathe. A simple jolt of lit for any occasion. Inspiration for today's story comes from the talented Wylie Fisher. SWEET NOTHINGS FOR SOMETHINGS. The flight through the friendly skies was less than amiable as Mark and Susan bickered back and forth over the whole point of the trip. Posted by kevin spenst at 8:50 PM. ESL instructor w...
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Sunday, December 04, 2005. GROTESQUERIES OF THE GODS" is a divinely special short-short story that explores the lighter side of the abject cruelties of this dung-heap of an existence. Yes, that's mostly my hangover talking.). Inspiration today comes from the very talented Camilla Engman. Whose paintings, illustrations and calendars for Christmas are all intelligent bursts of color and joy. Oh, and on a literary note check out this Globe and Mail article. Yes my hangover is slowly disintegrating during th...
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Saturday, March 19, 2005. Enjoy that crap while you can, heaven's gonna get pretty goddamn boring. My grandfather complained in spittles and shouts of the complaints of others. Usually this vehemence centered around movies. You’re never happy with movies are you? You complain about the directing or the acting or the story or the boom dipping into the goddamn frame. So what! They spend millions on that garbage for you but you’re still not happy! It’s a hell of a lot longer than the Titanic, I’ll tell ya.
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Monday, November 28, 2005. WHEN GUTS GROW ON TREES" is an enormously special short-short story based on this sketch which was made by 10 000 people who all hated each others guts. No, I don't know how these people felt about each other but it is a fact that thousands of people collaborated on this doodle under the auspices of Peter Edmunds whose Swarm Sketch. Is billed as a Collective sketching of the collective consciousness. Something a little different from our regular fare at fast fictions. Seated in...
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005. WRITING THE CREMATED REMAINS OF BOOKS" is an enormously special short-short story based on this image by the very talented Vonster. An illustrator, designer and self-described die-hard doodler. What more could our eyes want? And after you chuckle your way through this fast fiction, if you find yourself with a hankering for a classic short story check out Classic Reader. WRITING THE CREMATED REMAINS OF BOOKS. He hopes this weed will salvage his future. What's in this weed?
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. CONSPIRATORIAL CARBONATION" once again ups the ante of how incredibly fucking special one eansy-weansy short-short story can be! Aiding me in this never ending endeavor is the very talented Rik Catlow. A New Jersey purveyor of urban pop art who creates art on found objects such as discarded beverage cans. Graffitied garbage has never looked so good. Canadian culture note: We call cola "pop", which makes a nice little pun within Rik Catlow's. Because people will do anything f...
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Saturday, December 03, 2005. THE PROPHET PEELS BACK ANOTHER LAYER OF TRUTH WHILE GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE" is an almost impossibly special short-short story based on a great little work by Nicholas di Genova. Check his shit out before it checks you into the hospital. Yes, his work is good and has the power to hospitalize if you stumble across it unawares. THE PROPHET PEELS BACK ANOTHER LAYER OF TRUTH WHILE GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE. Would you like any fries with that? Proving once again it's who you know.
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Monday, December 05, 2005. THE BIRD-MEN KILLERS" is such a special short-short story that it might very well just fly right out of this screen, perch itself on a stray strand of your hair and spend the next hour or two repeating the last word of everything you say in a tiny mocking tone. But when it leaves you'll miss its cute feathery charms. Inspiration for today's work comes from the very talented Andy Kehoe. And on a literary note, check out bookninja's. You said we'd strike terror into the hearts of...
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Saturday, March 26, 2005. A Buddha with the arrogance of Brando. Pu-Yi Lee, famed sculptor for the emperor, stood in front of a silent slab of marble, balancing his weight from one foot to the other. That fucking Won-Kar. He's a lazy son of a bitch who doesn't deserve an eyelash of the praise that's heaped upon him. The Emperor will have my head over this.". Pu-Yi shifted his weight to his other foot. Pu-Yi moved his weight back. Pu-Yi inquired with as much politeness as he could muster. Buddhism came to...
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Saturday, April 02, 2005. She opened her mouth to the size of a small black hole which was immediately filled with a spoonful of pablum. She watched the yellow goo swirl around in her daughter's mouth like yellow clothes spinning around and around in a dryer. Without knowing why she thought of how the Canadians were responsible for the invention of pablum and the space arm. She let this thought drift out from the orbit of her mind. Posted by kevin spenst at 10:52 AM. Friday, April 01, 2005. Fratique de P...
