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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit: September 2007
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit. Monday, 10 September 2007. They've got the hacks and jodhpurs. We've got the riding crops. Odd to think that stretchy horse pants are about to re-enter the heady atmosphere of high fashion, but - viewed as part of the broad move towards sporty, high-tech kit - they do make a kind of sense. We know it, you know it. Even MC Hammer couldn't pull it off - and his weren't even beige. We have got no taste whatsoever but we do we know jodhpurs are a mistake. That's bad. I must say ...
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit: October 2007
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit. Wednesday, 10 October 2007. Spitting in the eye of the beholder. Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Hate you because you're beautiful? It's your only saving grace! We hate you because you're simpering, dunderheaded, simplistic, patronising, trivial, superficial, irritating, offensive, overpaid, insipid, braindead, iniquitous, spoiled, halfwitted, meaningless and just plain stupid. We can think of about 762 reasons to hate you, and being beautiful doesn't make the list.
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit: August 2007
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit. Tuesday, 7 August 2007. OWM writer goes shopping shock:. These days, shopping for an erotic dvd and a pair of fluffy handcuffs is just like browsing at Dolce and Gabbana, says Mimi Spencer". It's called porn you plummy-gobbed twazzock. We spoke to D and G and they said next time can you mention them 5 times instead of 3, oh and that they hope you like the dress. Buy porn and sex toys - yep, we've all been there. Corsets and lingerie? Hell, that's a quiet Saturday night.
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit: Thanks Tyra
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Observer Woman Makes Me Spit. Sunday, 15 April 2007. We like Tyra Banks. Here at OWMMS. She's sassy, sexy (if not really our type) and most importantly she stood up to the bullies. We looked forward to reading this interview, and truth be told we quite enjoyed it. And then we reached the final column, where we were treated to the midlife crisis of the author. What is the name of the man who wrote this shit? Monday, April 16, 2007. 10 quid says he aint no looker himself. Monday, April 16, 2007. I always f...