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Vicinity of Obscenity: Men, Woman and Orgasms
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I took the fear, I made it strong, I built a bridge to walk upon. Sunday, December 14, 2008. Men, Woman and Orgasms. You probably thought there was something wrong with you, or that you were doing something wrong. You’ve learnt to fake it like a professional and now you’re lying in the wet spot trying to imagine what it would be like to actually experience the ultimate high. You have never told him and you have never told your girlfriends, because ultimately you think you’re dysfunctional. A little while...
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Vicinity of Obscenity: Battles of dogs and power
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I took the fear, I made it strong, I built a bridge to walk upon. Wednesday, December 03, 2008. Battles of dogs and power. Be kind for surely, everybody you meet is fighting a great battle. I have been given a lot of crackpot advice in my life, and I have gotten on perfectly well by ignoring most of it. People are always willing to give advice. Walk up to anybody in the office right now present them with a problem and hear them go. My reaction to this is always the same. You might think it an exaggeration.
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Vicinity of Obscenity: why men and woman dont work
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I took the fear, I made it strong, I built a bridge to walk upon. Thursday, December 04, 2008. Why men and woman dont work. I want you to look out of your window just for a moment and marvel at wonders of nature. Pay attention to how every part of our world performs all its functions like clockwork as it should each day. There are no flaws in the engineering no glitches in the production line. Now sit back down, because I’m about to ruin it for you. What was I saying……? Just like child birth, heterosexua...
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Vicinity of Obscenity: Vanilla (Part 2)
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I took the fear, I made it strong, I built a bridge to walk upon. Thursday, December 11, 2008. Ahead in the street. She was wearing white I recognized the fall of fringe across her left eye and her confident gaint. Parts of me wanted to touch her, wanted to dip into the soul of a woman so untouchable yet so painfully honest but parts of me feared that what I may find would tarnish the dazzling reality I had built for her. No I would not touch her. I chose rather to walk in her shadows. As I looked up she...
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Vicinity of Obscenity: November 2008
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I took the fear, I made it strong, I built a bridge to walk upon. Friday, November 28, 2008. You know who you are! I dont want to talk about it! 1 I have been single since April. 2 I am fine with it too, it was hard at first because I really didn’t like being alone but now I’m used to it and appreciate the chance to do as I please with my time. 3 I wish people would stop asking why I’m single like it’s a disease or like a pretty girl has to have a man for self validation. 14 worse than that is the fact t...
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Elise: November 2008
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Thursday, 20 November 2008. I really do mean it. I know I've said this before, but this time I really do mean it. I'm back. The last two months have been sheer hell. New Guy and CEO worked hard together to get rid of me. You know something, I don't go down without a fight. Melinda sorted through all of the "evidence" that I'd gathered and helped me make sense of it all. She then told me to file a grievance for Bullying and Harassment under the Act of Sex Discrimination. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The ll...
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Elise: July 2011
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Monday, 18 July 2011. Moving to a new pad. I'm moving to wordpress! I felt a little left behind on blogger so I decided to move. You can find me at http:/ elisecrets.wordpress.com/. Hope to see you there. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Moving to a new pad. A girl, a boy and me. The adventures of Miss M. I'd like to thank those that were kind enought to present me with blogger awards. Wonderful Woman of the Web Award. You are a Good Writer. The llamalicious blogger award.
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Elise: June 2009
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Wednesday, 10 June 2009. Sometimes when the phone rings I feel a little apprehensive. Aimee has been known to stalk us once in a while, and when she's crying I can't help but try and help her. Yesterday afternoon I was right to feel nervous. Oi Elise, como você é? It was Solicitor's grandmother. She doesn't speak English and I don't speak Portugese. I could attempt to get by in Spanish. Hola, estoy bien. Cómo es usted? Um What the fuck? Um, hang on one second. Un momento.". That would take too long.
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Elise: April 2010
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Friday, 30 April 2010. Relax, Rant and Relax. I have a day off! I mean a real day off. I'm not working, I'm not organising meetings, or weddings, or going through finances. I feel like a diva! It's such a beautiful day outside, but I have no plan to leave this house. I'm sipping pimms and lemonade (yes I know its before 12, but so what? Wearing my short-shorts and a tacky top with. What are you staring at. Written in tiny tiny letters across my chest, and watching. But then there's Clegg. sigh! I love wh...
