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The Fail Rail: February 2013
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Sunday, 17 February 2013. Http:/ www.riverisland.com/women/shorts/smart-shorts/Yellow-fluro-boucle-smart-city-shorts-635171. Well, these are fun, fun, fun, aren't they? River Island, the merry pranksters that they are, want you to feel like it's Sports Day 1975 all over again, coming last behind the dull girl with bristly knees and a faint but persistent odour of kippers. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Fail Rail: Diamond queaser
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Wednesday, 24 October 2012. Matthew Williamson wants you to wrap up tight this winter, so why not slip into a knit of the kind of transcendent ugliness that makes even the jet stream swerve north? Heartless bastards wear this kind of thing on a country walk and make deer plunge into the path of oncoming traffic. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A blog from Blackpool. Go on, treat Yourself.
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The Fail Rail: Things that go clump in the night
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Wednesday, 24 October 2012. Things that go clump in the night. And those boots will make your mum think the ghosts of the entire Household Cavalry are in the house. This is from House of Holland, and costs £225, which is more than the entire budget of all four Paranormal Activity films. That should have you leaping out of your seat and grabbing the arm of the stranger sitting next to you. A blog from Blackpool.
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The Fail Rail: January 2012
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Thursday, 19 January 2012. If I bang this on the side, will the picture come into focus? River Island, £20. Thanks to my colleague, Debs, who suggested this particular set needed retuning if we were to watch anything but Welsh television. Wednesday, 18 January 2012. Well, this is a riot of colour, isn't it? River Island, £32. Wednesday, 11 January 2012. Herd like a gaucho. Saucy little Amish number. Lancaster&...
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The Fail Rail: December 2011
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Saturday, 31 December 2011. Tiny lifeless mammal now available at your favourite online store. Further consideration suggests that this is a charm which can be clipped to a belt or bag, although Christ knows exactly what it's supposed to be warding off. The bad luck's already arrived, I'm afraid. 163;5 in the sale. Happy New - Gah! Asos, £70. Tuesday, 13 December 2011. Is it any wonder this lady looks tired?
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The Fail Rail: Dive! Dive! Dive!
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Sunday, 14 October 2012. Neoprene Oversized Boyfriend Coat, Topshop, £115. Quite apart from the obvious gag about oversized boyfriends, there are a number of things wrong with this coat. Of course there are, missy, otherwise it wouldn't be making an appearance in the Hall of Shame, now, would it? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A blog from Blackpool. Kylie cosmetics mini matte lipstick collection.
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The Fail Rail: September 2011
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Wednesday, 28 September 2011. Two sullen tubes of malevolence. Some more skinny pants in a charmless print: oh, how my cup runneth over. Goodness, the cut! That unforgiving structure will emphasise even the briefest patch of cellulite, and make your knees look like a giraffe's. 163;45: all you'll get is some tight cords and six months of unrelenting gloom. 163;30, River Island. Tuesday, 27 September 2011.
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The Fail Rail: November 2011
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Wednesday, 30 November 2011. Unexpected item in bagging area. Anything which makes one look this triangular is deeply unfair on the pear-shaped. And if your mum's migraines are phototropic, she can be felled by the merest flash of this blouse from under your coat. Presumably designed by Isosceles O'Humbug for River Island. £28. Thursday, 24 November 2011. Ah yes, the venerable tartan of the Battenbergs. I wrot...
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The Fail Rail: October 2012
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Wednesday, 24 October 2012. Matthew Williamson wants you to wrap up tight this winter, so why not slip into a knit of the kind of transcendent ugliness that makes even the jet stream swerve north? Heartless bastards wear this kind of thing on a country walk and make deer plunge into the path of oncoming traffic. Things that go clump in the night. This is from House of Holland, and costs £225, which is mor...
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The Fail Rail: Schlock horror
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These items have slipped into the shallow end of the fashion gene pool while noone was looking. Saturday, 20 April 2013. River Island, £150. I imagine these are every bit as comfortable as the gibbet from which they were removed. You know, we don't display the bodies of executed miscreants at crossroads often enough these days. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A blog from Blackpool. Kylie cosmetics mini matte lipstick collection. Go on, treat Yourself. The Heel In The Gutter. View my complete profile.
