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Phlogiston: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. Down to the Wire. She asked. "Tall or grande? His hands began to shake uncontrollably. Posted by Keeley at 10:59 PM. Saturday, April 29, 2006. How a Viking Bill Becomes a Law. 1 Legislation is Introduced. Any jarl or thane can suggest a piece of legislation. However, he must first hunt the great white stag, for only if he is in possession of the great white stag's antlers, may he propose a bill. He who has proposed the bill then spends three days and nights consulting with ravens,...
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Phlogiston: December 2006
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Monday, December 11, 2006. Moving and Shaking (Shaking Not Recommended). Well, I just finished the big move to Queens and as part of my continuining efforts in list-based humor, I bring you some helpful packing and moving tips that I learned during my experience. Remember to pack your fragile items in a cushiony material to avoid breakage. While not the cheapest material, shredded havarti cheese is. Do not ask homeless people if they have any cardboard boxes they can spare, it's just rude.
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Phlogiston: October 2006
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Thursday, October 26, 2006. Six-Word Stories Intrigue This Author. Recently printed a feature. Wherein writers from all sorts of genres took a stab at writing entire stories in six words. I thought I'd give it a try too. The medicine brought freedom from death. End of the world postponed indefinitely. Ahab: "Fuck that whale! Falling from the stars, I laughed. Their love moved mountains. Thousands died. Mario's world destroyed by reset button. Posted by Keeley at 7:46 PM. Tuesday, October 24, 2006. Here a...
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Take Your Top Off, Coco!: June 2006
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Take Your Top Off, Coco! You want to be a star, don't ya! Monday, June 12, 2006. I have been drawing my ass off for this art fair coming up in a couple weeks. It's been good. I've produced a lot of stuff and I feel like I'm improving, etc. But, all other aspects of my life have suffered in the wake of my mad dash for success. The best option: I go out and get all 4 books and have read a bit of all of them before sleeping that night. Are any of you reading anything good? Posted by kpolly at 9:38 AM. After...
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Take Your Top Off, Coco!: February 2006
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Take Your Top Off, Coco! You want to be a star, don't ya! Monday, February 20, 2006. My current roomate is moving out today. I will miss her. I'm getting a new one next weekend. So, I guess what this means is that I will be naked for nearly a week straight. Not really. I don't have the appreciation of my personal naked freedom that most do. My website is going well. I've sold three drawings in the first two weeks or so. Maybe three. That's all for now. Seacrest Out! Posted by kpolly at 7:25 AM. I have to...
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Phlogiston: May 2007
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Thursday, May 31, 2007. Perhaps, like me, you enjoy video games. Perhaps, like me, you keep abreast of the latest in video game news. Perhaps, like me, you found the announcement of a Dirty Dancing video game. To be simultaneously hilarious, confusing, and completely true. And, perhaps, like me, you'd rather play this game:. Posted by Keeley at 1:18 PM. Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Remembering Memories of Memorial Day. Sadly, I don't have a scanner, so I'm going to have to describe these pictures to you. May 2...
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Phlogiston: January 2007
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Monday, January 15, 2007. Posted by Keeley at 4:28 PM. Tuesday, January 09, 2007. Credit Card Company Mistakenly Issues Credit Card to Credit Card. The vice-president man continued, "Without a doubt, we'll be suing Mrs. Baumer for conspiracy to defraud this company." He then ate a puppy. Posted by Keeley at 4:32 PM. View my complete profile. Why IMDB is so awesome. Top Ten Signs That You Might Be Very Lazy. Read All About It. You Can Really Taste the Kale.
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Phlogiston: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006. New Dance Commander-in-Chief of Phunkistan. Djboogi, Phunkistan (AP). He shouted, which drew loud whistles from the crowd. He then went on to detail the plan for his new regime. "I wanna make it last forever," he stated confidently. Posted by Keeley at 11:26 PM. Tuesday, May 30, 2006. What's Coming Up This Week or The Phuture of Phlogiston. Humor in Uniform (Crimean War edition). Writers Write; Artists Art"- an inspirational speech. My delicious recipe for catfish gumbo. All day&...
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Take Your Top Off, Coco!: November 2005
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Take Your Top Off, Coco! You want to be a star, don't ya! Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Seriously, all I've been doing is reading and watching movies. It's sad. Oh. Occasionally, I squeeze in a nap. And, then, it's off to sell my plasma. But, I digress. I'm on a reading binge now, and what i start doing in situations like this is I start thinking about what the next book will be before I'm done with my current book. That's not good. But, I've narrowed it down to these:. War of the Worlds". I could read t...
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Take Your Top Off, Coco!: October 2005
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Take Your Top Off, Coco! You want to be a star, don't ya! Monday, October 31, 2005. Do You Believe in Crazy? Do you believe. that when you sleepin' at night, your soul travels. and god works on your soul while you sleep? No response. " Do you believe that? He continued by asking how do we feel after a night of sleep? Further explaining, "after a day of trials and tribulations." Both Linda and I explained that it varies. Our answers gave Dwight a triumphant expression. "You know why that is? At the comput...
