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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: To Yer Posts, Sailors!
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Saturday, December 19, 2009. To Yer Posts, Sailors! It be that time again! Time for ye to pick yer best elitist bastardry and get aboard! We be sailin' Christmas weekend, if time an' tides be on our sides. Get yer links in to me no later than end o' day December 26th. We be sailin' out from Last Hussar's Barracks. And ye don't want to be late when ye're dealin' wi' a captain named Last Hussar, now, do ye? If ye've never sailed before, here's how it be done:. That be it. Simple enough, innit? You don̵...
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XX: The HMS Elitist Bastard Sails Again
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Friday, January 8, 2010. Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XX: The HMS Elitist Bastard Sails Again. Time an' tide may wait for no man, but it be forced to wait for holidays, relatives, an' other impediments to smooth sailing. But Captain Last Hussar has brought the ship safely out o' harbor. An' a rousing trip it be. An' this time, we're legal,. As well as fashionably late. Enjoy yer trip, me hearties, and then be ye ready for yer voyage wi' Captain Cujo. We sail again in three weeks! What do you do that ...
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: February 2010
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Thursday, February 25, 2010. Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XXI: Underway at Last! COTEB XXI has left the docks over at Slobber and Spittle. Labels: carnival of the elitist bastards. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You can help raise the level of our public discourse from the subgutter of stupidity in which it currently resides. All you have to do is celebrate your own intelligence. Why do you suppose our cultures celebrate jocks, but not genius? Avoid Survivor in favor of Nova? Are you a wine snob? We'll ...
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: September 2009
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Sunday, September 27, 2009. Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XVII: Off to the Academic Archipelago. We be off to the Academic Archipelago, sailing from home port at the cantina - but not before a nice sing-song! 160;Enjoy the voyage, me hearties. Labels: carnival of the elitist bastards. Friday, September 25, 2009. Out o' the Taverns and Git on the Ship, Ye Scurvy Dogs! Ye've got until Saturday night t' git yer links in to elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com. Besides, the grog on the HMS Elitist Bastard.
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: November 2009
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009. Our Captain Be Missing in Action. As ye know, our Captain Stephanie just went through surgery. I haven't heard if she be up for helmin' the ship, so we be awaiting word. Raise a tankard to her health, me hearties! No later than Friday the 4th. Ye've got extra time, so I expect yer very best elitist bastardry! Monday, November 2, 2009. Sailing into November with a kick-ass crew. Did ye think we'd never get away from the dock? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Write about what del...
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: October 2009
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Saturday, October 31, 2009. Ye Have Until Midnight, Mateys. Captain George be keepin' the gangplank down 'till Midnight tonight. Ye still have time to get aboard wi' yer treasures! 160; And there be plenty o' berths left, so finish yer drink, grab yer loot, and board ship! 160; Send yer best elitist bastardry to elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com. Or ye'll be wishin' ye had! Friday, October 23, 2009. Finish Yer Drink and Load the Ship! We leave port on Halloween - ye don't want to be left behind! There s...
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: July 2009
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Sunday, July 26, 2009. Carnival of the Elitist Bastards XV: Storm the Beaches! COTEB XV be up at the Coffee-Stained Writer. Captain NP threw us a beach party worthy o' the name o' Elitist Bastard! So rather than hopping from port to port, we'll be hopping from lounger to lounger, towel to towel, taking in the relaxed, rum-drunk rhetoric of our crew, giving them a bit of a break before they take back to the choppy waters that will be sure to meet them next month. Aye, I feel refreshed already! All ye have...
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: Time to Be Fillin' the Hold
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Thursday, January 28, 2010. Time to Be Fillin' the Hold. Captain Cujo be worried, me hearties: the hold be nearly empty, and the crew be nowhere in sight. We have an unhappy captain:. At the risk of being a martinet, I'm not satisfied. We sail this weekend regardless, because I doubt I'll be able to do much next weekend, and if we keep pushing cruises back we'll eventually be so far back in time that we meet ourselves, or something like that. Captain Cujo be lookin' for ye. So, as Admiral Hunter says.
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: January 2010
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Thursday, January 28, 2010. Time to Be Fillin' the Hold. Captain Cujo be worried, me hearties: the hold be nearly empty, and the crew be nowhere in sight. We have an unhappy captain:. At the risk of being a martinet, I'm not satisfied. We sail this weekend regardless, because I doubt I'll be able to do much next weekend, and if we keep pushing cruises back we'll eventually be so far back in time that we meet ourselves, or something like that. Captain Cujo be lookin' for ye. So, as Admiral Hunter says.
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Carnival of the Elitist Bastards: December 2009
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Saturday, December 19, 2009. To Yer Posts, Sailors! It be that time again! Time for ye to pick yer best elitist bastardry and get aboard! We be sailin' Christmas weekend, if time an' tides be on our sides. Get yer links in to me no later than end o' day December 26th. We be sailin' out from Last Hussar's Barracks. And ye don't want to be late when ye're dealin' wi' a captain named Last Hussar, now, do ye? If ye've never sailed before, here's how it be done:. That be it. Simple enough, innit? 1 Pick a blo...