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SwarthBore: More free time well spent.
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Annie get your pun. Thursday, May 26, 2005. More free time well spent. So you wake up with a bandage around your face.and your tongue is missing! He has an electric hand! You're up shit creek now! There are lightning bolts coming out of your eyes! This could only happen in the. Posted by Annie at 6:50 PM. Boston, Massachusetts, United States. Chasing down those Phd wishes and academia dreams. View my complete profile. Break me a fucking give. Fox, I finally forgive you for Christina Applegate.
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SwarthBore: The mirror has two faces and so does this cat.
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Annie get your pun. Monday, June 20, 2005. The mirror has two faces and so does this cat. Cartman dances with the mariachi band. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. Thanks to Dylan I'm no longer going to continually have nightmares where I just get attacked by normal kittens. Now I'm going to be dreaming about getting attacked by creepy two-faced cats. Still no job. But you knew that already, didn't you? Begins was awesome by the way. Katie (excuse me, Kate) Holmes didn't even ruin it. Amazing. That pictu...
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SwarthBore: If only Jermaine could think of a new blog title for me...
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Annie get your pun. Wednesday, June 15, 2005. If only Jermaine could think of a new blog title for me. I couldn't find a G-Rated picture of LaToya. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. Excerpt from an article on the Michael Jackson trial in this month's Vanity Fair:. Posted by Annie at 9:08 AM. Possible titles for yer highnesses blog:. 1 "Hold. Please. While I Connect You". 2 "My major was in janitor! 3 "Careers are overrated". I don't even knonan! Said exactly like that timeless "POKER! I just cant let go.
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SwarthBore: Where modern dance, robots and the humor of an 11 year old boy finally meet.
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Annie get your pun. Thursday, June 16, 2005. Where modern dance, robots and the humor of an 11 year old boy finally meet. Not entirely different from some stuff I've seen Martha Graham do. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. So I've been watching more tv. Also I've been applying to a couple jobs that I probably have no hope of getting. Please MFA, Boston. And as I said I've been watching more tv. This morning on "Attack of the Show". Which is, yes, on G4, the video game cable network (shame. SHAME! Both x...
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SwarthBore: I just can't let go...
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Annie get your pun. Monday, June 13, 2005. I just can't let go. Yet another poorly timed hangover. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. Of Swarthbore. I'm having one hell of a time coming up with a new blog title. I blame Disney World - either the Florida heat or the sheer amount of "enchantment". or maybe a combination of the two killed whatever brain cells survived these past 4 years of liberal arts hedonism. There's a picture from my graduation. I'm not in it. Make my dreams come true. More free time we...
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SwarthBore: Got some problems with my name.
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Annie get your pun. Tuesday, June 21, 2005. Got some problems with my name. Like me, only hotter. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. Right now my brother and my mother are outside painting a fence and I am definitely not helping. I am a terrible, horrible person. Anyway. I was shoe shopping today at Zappos. When I came across what may actually be the ugliest pair of shoes I have ever seen in my life. They're by this brand "Annie" which, I mean, it's almost just worth looking through their arsenal. Well, ...
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SwarthBore: Fox, I finally forgive you for Christina Applegate.
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Annie get your pun. Friday, May 20, 2005. Fox, I finally forgive you for Christina Applegate. Everybody dance like there's ass in your pants! Originally uploaded by swarthbore. Arrested Development is not cancelled. To celebrate I suggest reading this absolutely amazing thing David Cross wrote for Pitchfork. To give you an idea of what is in store:. Hi, I was a somewhat surprised that Pitchforkmedia.com would ask me to participate in this. Here's why:. Or is David Cross just a giant fucking asshole?
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SwarthBore: Turns out I'm incredibly afraid of snakes.
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Annie get your pun. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Turns out I'm incredibly afraid of snakes. Unfortunately the snake in my basement wasn't adorable. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. Since no one else in the family wanted to deal with the situation (including my 30 year old brother) we actually decided to call my 93 year old grandfather who, I should mention, we grew up referring to as "the man.". For instance, he customarily takes care of large wasp nests by hitting them with a baseball bat. After my grand...
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SwarthBore: "Break me a fucking give"
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Annie get your pun. Thursday, May 26, 2005. Break me a fucking give". Originally uploaded by swarthbore. So it's been a while since my last update - sorry about that. Things have been pretty crazy around here. Amongst other things, I lost more money than I should have playing roulette in Atlantic City, thrilled myself retarded at Six Flags, and went on a booze crooze that proved to me once and for all that no amount of liquor can make Camden NJ seem "scenic.". Quick note about Six Flags: Kingda Ka. Deepe...
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SwarthBore: March 2005
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Annie get your pun. Tuesday, March 29, 2005. Ego boost of the day. Originally uploaded by swarthbore. You are smarter than Cameron Diaz. In a recent New York Times interview. Meant to promote her new MTV show "Trippin'" Cameron Diaz puts on her activist hat. The obvious contempt that the writer of said article has for her is, well, fucking great if you ask me. She squealed. "Hello, hello, pimples.". I really highly recommend reading the entire thing. It's wonderful. Posted by Annie at 2:19 PM. So these p...