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Phantoms Fables: oh me oh my
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Wednesday, 17 December 2008. Oh me oh my. I heard a story the other day about someone who brought a dress because he boyfriend was going to propose to her, the woman in the shop let the customer know that someone had brought the dress earlier the previous day but had returned it later on, with the labels intact also wishing the lady well and to."let me know how you get on". The shop owner got in contact with the person who had brought the dress in the first place.and she had to own up! It was an experien...
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Phantoms Fables: January 2009
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Monday, 5 January 2009. Hope you all had a excellent festive time off. I fully endulged and it felt like the first proper holiday i have had for about 3 years! No work, no stress, no worries. This year was the first one without any family, last year they all came over here to me. But this year was a proper Australia Christmas, met on the beach at 10am for a Christmas Day surf arranged by Matt Damon himself (well the S.A one) Rodney! I like to think they are deathstars exploding in the background.
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Phantoms Fables: November 2008
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Monday, 10 November 2008. So I heard this tale about a person house sitting a friends dog the other day and it made me laugh. A couple go away to Dubai for a holiday and leave their quite old German Shepard dog at home and ask their friend if she can go round once a day and look after it for the week. So on the 3rd day she goes round and finds the dog laying DEAD on the kitchen floor. Not wanting to look like a lady with a dog killing fetish.she thinks on her feet and says "oh its DJ- ing. So i had about...
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Phantoms Fables: November 2010
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Tuesday, 9 November 2010. A few of us went karting. Out at fully sick Eastern Creek the other week. After sweating our ass's off for about 2 hours. im. More of a lower back, feet and forehead sweater, just for the record. We then went to the Cricketers Arms for a beer afterwards, it was a lovely little pub reminded me of the sort of pub from the motherland / Oxfordshire. 800 x 2 $22.50 = . . . . about 20 seconds later I blurt out. Gravy is $4.50". It better be liquid gold". Of before i leave). A family a...
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Phantoms Fables: January 2008
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Thursday, 31 January 2008. Tea Bag Trays. Why do people have a porcelain tray in there kitchen to put used tea bags on? Walk over to the bin you lazy idiot, why would you even buy one or these…or if you were given one as a present surely you would say. “thanks iv been waiting for a piece of junk like this to show of my used tea bags in the kitchen for years”. This is almost as bad as the RETARDS who put tea bags in the sink, who does that? Leaving the insides of toilet rolls in the toilet? 1 Surely you w...
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Phantoms Fables: Time's are a changing
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Sunday, 7 December 2008. Time's are a changing. So as you can see from the last post, i got drunk at a work do and brought something from the silent auction again, last year it was the signed Aryton. During the last few weeks iv moved house, we've moved 1 suburb out of Manly now, so its a bit cheaper to live and I shouldn't be going out as much as it's not as easy to "pop out for 1 beer (who ever has 1 beer)". Cricket bat then that wouldn't be so great. D-fens (aka Mr Wainwright Snr. Subscribe to: Post C...
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what's french for cliché?: December 2006
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What's french for cliché? Thursday, December 28, 2006. He drove the fastest milk-cart in the west. The other night, I dreamt that I was playing the part of Benny Hill in a Benny Hill sketch. Bikinis, sexy parties, innuendo and repressed sexual fantasies. Tuesday, December 12, 2006. I need some new underwear. More particularly, I'm trying to find a pair of superhero pants for myself. (Spiderman, hulk, fantastic four, but definately NOT superman because he's a twat). Can I find them however? As if that's n...
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Post gargle blaster events: September 2007
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Post gargle blaster events. Monday, 24 September 2007. How are things your end? I really hope you're ok. Thats right. I'm genuinely concerned for you; the reader. After all happiness is an important, if oft argued over concept. And thats the kind of service I provide. I'm at least 37% more sincere than the news reader who wishes you a good evening. So whats this crazy, zany play on words title about? So far so good! I start a proper job in a few days. This is dominating my thoughts. I will be in ...Ha I'...
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Post gargle blaster events: March 2007
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Post gargle blaster events. Friday, 30 March 2007. Pub Crawl Massacre: Part Seven. Bunny sat on the toilet. She remebered the claim "Fast acting relief" from the box. Due to the finite capacity of her Louis Vuitton bag she'd only taken the blister pack. Could you take these in conjunction with alcohol? She couldn't remeber. Unfortunately she was already drunk and this presented her with little recourse. Where have you two been? She asked, beginning to feel better and wanting more drink. She heard a boast...
