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GRAVELLY NEWS: March 2006
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Sunday, March 26, 2006. Happy Birthday and a Wedding Shower. After examining Jon's wife, the doctor took Jon aside and said,"I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither, Doc," said Jon,"but she's a great cook and really good with the kids.". 2 Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the stuffing out of them until they turn into something accectable. The Adventist will meet only 5 more Saturdays in the church at Plainview. Since this property has ...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: July 2006
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Monday, July 31, 2006. Get Your Own Dirt. Gravelly News by Glenna Goodson. God is sitting in Heaven when a scisntist says to Him",Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.In other words, we can now do what yu did in the "beginning." Oh, is that so? Some ofthe things they really enjoyed was going to the beach, to the zoo, eating at the crabshack on beach. The boys and adults all had a great time. Anyone who knew Tommy Glen King, who died rece ntl...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. One bad day in Ar. was better than 100 good days in Ca. Gravelly news by Glenna Goodson. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said,"I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm gong crazy! Just put yourself into my hands for one year," said the shrink."Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do yu charge? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you? Ain't nobody under there now! Louci...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006. COME GET ME PLEASE! Gravelly news byG lenna Goodson. JULIE I am sending you articles for May 24th and May 31st, since I will be gone to OKC for a couple of weeks. I have divided them. Thanks. A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."Well," said the mother,"so how was the honeymoon? Oh, Mama" she replied,"the honeymoon was wonderful! I meanall these awful 4 letter words! WHAT four letter words? CBS Sunday ...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. Is He Kin To You? Gravelly News by Glenna Goodson. Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, and hands shaking. "Hey, what's the matter? Said Jack,"I'm a tail gunner on a beer truck in Pine Bluff.". Friday, I took my car to a mechanic in EWaldron where I had gone before. Loucinda Buford had the pleasure of keeping her 6 year old grandson, Michael, this past week-end. Saturday, I stopped to see Michael and we all d...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: January 2006
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Monday, January 23, 2006. Gravelly news by Glenna Goodson. A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "how much do ou weigh? She asks. "115" the lady replies. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks,"Your height? 5 foot 8," she says.The nurse checksand she is only 5 ft. 5. The nurse then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it is high! Aspart ofthe service,Greg Howard played the...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: February 2006
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Monday, February 27, 2006. Gravelly news by Glenna Goodson. A Sunday School teacher asked her class of 5 year olds,"What was Jesus' mother's name? One child answered "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was? A little kid said "Verge". Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that? The kid said," Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n" Mary.". 2) Three year old Reese was praying: "Our Father, Who does art in Heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.". I hope ev...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: October 2006
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Monday, October 30, 2006. So good to see a host of friends. Gravelly News by Glenna Goodson. Two Aggie friends happened to meet each other on the street one day. One guy had a sack of chickens. His friend asks,"If I guess how many chickens in that sack will you give me one? The Aggie friend said,"if you guess how many chickens I have, I'll give you BOTH of them! I want to apologize, big time, for called Miss Jessie BUFORD, Jessie Lofland. Maybe I was thinking of. I can hardly wait for that day! A couple ...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: August 2006
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. I never complained or griped. Gravelly news, by Glenna Goodson. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,"I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take my license away and then today you expect me to show it to yu! Now folks, Johnny and I don't really fight- we just yell at each other! I was looking at my sister's humming birds and her birds are twice as big as mine are! I loo...
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GRAVELLY NEWS: September 2006
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Sunday, September 17, 2006. Watch the senior citizens dance. Gravelly news by Glenna Goodson. Edith Turner and her sister, Hazel Russell, decided to trim the limbs of one of their trees. These ladies are in their 80's but Hazel was on a ladder, that Edith was holding, trimmng with gusto! One day I was fixing my hummng birds new sugar water. I had no sugar, so I used Splenda.That's just as sweet, right? Those birds would not drink that water! DrinkNow I tell you, those birds are smart. Ithe Rambler's Band...