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Funny Jokes and Stories: Mental Patient at a Baseball Game
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Funny Jokes and Stories. Mental Patient at a Baseball Game. An institution for the mentally ill arranged for its patients to attend a baseball game. The director spent days training the patients to obey his commands, so there wouldn't be any trouble. The day of the game was bright and sunny and the group arrived just before the first pitch. When it was time for the National Anthem, the director yelled, "Up, nuts! And the patients applauded just like normal fans. Two Guys Playing Golf. Golf in his Sleep.
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Funny Jokes and Stories: Ticket to SuperBowl
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Funny Jokes and Stories. A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realises the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field. The man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it? Golf in his Sleep.
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Funny Jokes and Stories: Gotcha
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Funny Jokes and Stories. Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than l, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas'.". The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100. Two Guys Playing Golf. Three Rabbis Playing Golf. Website Creat...
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Funny Jokes and Stories: Golf in his Sleep
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Funny Jokes and Stories. Golf in his Sleep. A guy and his wife are sound asleep in bed when all of a sudden the husband cracks his wife right in the head. Wife responds "what the hell are you doing? Husband says "I'm playing a really tough par 5 and I just crushed my drive! Wife "knock it off and go back to sleep.". Minutes later. crack. right in her head! Husband. "I just drilled my three wood and I'm on the green! Wife "I mean it! Knock it off and go back to sleep! Two Guys Playing Golf. Yen The *yen* ...
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Funny Jokes and Stories: Two Guys Playing Golf
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Funny Jokes and Stories. Two Guys Playing Golf. Two guys were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The first guy finds his ball in a patch of buttercups. He grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. He hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process he hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Shaken, the guy calls out to his buddy. "Hey, where's your ball? It's over here in the pussy willows.". DON'T HIT THE BALL! Two Guys Playing Golf.
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Funny Jokes and Stories: Three Rabbis Playing Golf
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Funny Jokes and Stories. Three Rabbis Playing Golf. Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf. An Irish catholic, named Mulhaney, wanted to play golf and this was the only threesome in which he could play. So he joins the rabbis and plays 18 holes. At the end of the game his score is 104. The rabbis shot 69, 70 and 71. He asks them, "How come you all play such good golf? The lead rabbi said, "When you live a religious life, join and attend temple, you are rewarded.". Golfer ...
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Funny Jokes and Stories: 07/11/12
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Funny Jokes and Stories. Two Guys Playing Golf. Two guys were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The first guy finds his ball in a patch of buttercups. He grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. He hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process he hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Shaken, the guy calls out to his buddy. "Hey, where's your ball? It's over here in the pussy willows.". DON'T HIT THE BALL! The man says no. Now, very...
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Funny Jokes and Stories: Golf Fanatic
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Funny Jokes and Stories. John and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have done for 24 years straight. Yes, you might say these guys were fanatics about their golfing. Later that day, John returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair. His wife is concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game. No, no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! So why are you so beat? Well, George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole," he said. Google Ads...
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Funny Jokes and Stories: The Big Tree
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Funny Jokes and Stories. With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall.". Two Guys Playing Golf. Three Rabbis Playing Golf. Scotsman at a Baseball Game. Mental Patient at a Baseball Game. Golfer in a Competitive Match. Golfer and the Leprechaun.
