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Thursday, September 27, 2007. A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,she asked," Is my time up? God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.". Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have aface-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, **** job, liposuction, and atummy tuck. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I hadanother 40 years? After a...

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007. One Liners That Make You Smile - Part One. 1 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2 I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5 Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6 You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Thank you for v...

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006. A boss was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back! Posted by itguy @ 12:50 PM. Monday, November 13, 2006. Posted by itguy @ 8:40 AM. Wednesday, November 08, 2006.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007. Things You Would Like To Say Out Loud At Work. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. Do I look like a people person? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Is never good for you? How do I set a laser printer to stun? I can see your point, but I still think you're nuts. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a darn. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007. Do YOU Know Your State Motto? Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

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Monday, September 24, 2007. One Liners That Make You Smile - Part Two. 15 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16 Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17 Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. 19 I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that? 20 A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Posted by itguy @ 6:34 AM. Alabama: Heck Yes, .

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哈哈笑，笑哈哈!: September 2007

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Thursday, September 27, 2007. 有一次月考监考时，他发现有一位学生低着头翻书找答案他气急败坏，指着作弊的学生大吼你、你、你、你、你、你竟敢作弊，给我站起来话一说完，立刻有六个学生站了起来。 Posted by itguy @ 1:13 PM. Wednesday, September 26, 2007. 有两个外国人到家乐福去购物，结帐时，店员问 Can you speak Chinese. 店员说 Can.you.speak.Chinese. Posted by itguy @ 2:08 PM. Tuesday, September 25, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 12:53 PM. Monday, September 24, 2007. 女你每一样东西都比不上任何人男对，尤其是女朋友. 女你喜欢我天使的脸孔，还是魔鬼的身材男我我喜欢你的幽默感。神灯立刻变出一个美女，然后不屑的说都快饿死了还贪图美色可悲说完就消失了。 Posted by itguy @ 9:42 AM. Thursday, September 20, 2007.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007. 比对北说夫妻何必闹离婚呢巾对币说戴上博士帽就身价百倍了. Posted by itguy @ 3:27 PM. Friday, April 20, 2007. 3、浪漫多情型佛曰，上辈子的五百次回眸换来了今生的擦肩而过，今天在茫茫人海中，你把你温柔的小手放在了我的兜里我真想对你说，缘分啊如果老天再给我一次机会，我真的想对你说三个字，还我钱。 Posted by itguy @ 3:37 PM. Tuesday, April 17, 2007. 集体空竹俏花旦 CCTV 2007 Chinese New Year Celebration: Acrobatics. Posted by itguy @ 9:06 AM. Friday, April 13, 2007. 1 一位转贴的纪念哥哥张国荣的文章，里面提到有一位曾经说过这样一句话 " 思念的距离是大陆到香港，绝望的距离是人间到天堂" ，. 6 有一个人发贴问 ,我有 500w,你们说我们宝马好还是奔驰好? 11 有个帖子是说如果让你和你的偶像一起呆一天，你想和他 /她做什么.

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哈哈笑，笑哈哈!: March 2007

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007. 张先生大骂太小看我人民公安了，你以为那短信我不懂倒过来读就是十点半我帮你脱胸罩. Posted by itguy @ 4:47 PM. Tuesday, March 27, 2007. 3、考试的时候有人抄答案，本来是 x ，结果第一个人抄成了1 1，第二个人又等了一步，最后得1 还有一个答案是b/q，第一个抄成6/q，下面是6/9，最后一位还给化简了，成了2/3. 男 What time is it now 女 It's nine。男 Let's go to bed。女 We go to bed at nine。 8、我们高中化学老师问男同学氨气遇到火会不会爆炸他怯答会，老师大喝一声那你还敢在厕所抽烟. Posted by itguy @ 4:16 PM. Friday, March 23, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 3:26 PM. Thursday, March 22, 2007. 那个人也不示弱，说你没看见我的车牌吗 44944 试试就试试。 Posted by itguy @ 4:01 PM.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007. 電影裡,律師唇槍舌劍好不厲害,其實,翻開美國各級法院的正式紀錄,不難找到一些律師可笑的問話. 問你不知道那是什麼,也不知道它的樣子,不過你能描述一下嗎. 問強森先生,請告訴我,你的第一次婚姻是什麼原因結束的. Posted by itguy @ 2:42 PM. Tuesday, January 30, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 9:05 AM. Friday, January 26, 2007. 崔永元各位观众，大家好，现在您收看的是中央电视台过时栏目胡话胡说，我是节目主持人小崔，今天呢，有幸为大家请来了成名已久的两位老人蓝天大叔和白云大妈。赵本山挺像给我整两颗板牙我还去PK宋祖德呢胡说谁不会。宋丹丹下一步我准备去红楼梦剧组演个角色。 Posted by itguy @ 1:20 PM. Thursday, January 25, 2007. 你怎么跑出来了我说，无聊出来抽烟，MM你是哪班的怎么也跑出来了。一次文学考试中有这样一道题名词解释莎翁莎士比亚的尊称有个同学，他是这样作答...

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Monday, July 30, 2007. 士兵因为你的愚蠢和无能导致这次战斗一败涂地，你简直是一头猪指挥官这是一封密码电报，快把它译出来。 Posted by itguy @ 2:10 PM. Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 10:32 AM. Tuesday, July 24, 2007. 女士我的小狗病了，你能给我推荐一个好兽医吗男士对不起，女士，我们这儿所有的医生都是人，没有会看病的动物。爸爸大声吼道胡说八道，那有这回事，是谁家的孩子儿子认真地回答就是河马的孩子啊。 Posted by itguy @ 3:08 PM. Friday, July 20, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 3:16 PM. Tuesday, July 17, 2007. 9名不副实无论车上多挤，乘客们到了办公室后，别人问怎么来的，都说坐公交来的，可有几个是真正坐着的呢. Posted by itguy @ 2:18 PM. Monday, July 09, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 1:56 PM.

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哈哈笑，笑哈哈!: October 2006

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Thursday, October 12, 2006. 警察說這位太太，小孩沒帶安全帽也就算了，你怎麼自已也不戴這樣不對吧媽媽小孩這麼小根本就買不到安全帽啦警察那不過，你自已應該要戴啊媽媽我戴幹嘛萬一小孩子出了什麼事，我也不想活了. 小陳你的手有沒有事小浩沒事。小陳你的腳有沒有事小浩沒事。小陳那你有沒有辦法自己爬上來小浩媽的我看是沒辦法。請問張主任在嗎很抱歉他已經不在人事了朋友說什麼這是什麼時候的事前天我才剛剛跟他通過電話的，怎麼就不在人世了呢. 我的借你一日上課，老師又再那兒唬人了老師在我人生的字典裡，沒有 " 失敗 " 這兩個字。好個回答國小二年丙班上自然課，老師問誰知道為什麼人死後身體會冷冰冰的全班都沒人回答。老師都沒人知道嗎這時，教室後面有人說心靜自然涼. 很不幸被女孩的母親接到，問明來意後女友的母親很不悅地問你姓啥男孩說我姓魏。母親又問魏什麼這時男方緊張的回答我也不知道為什麼我爸也姓魏。插隊一位婦人匆匆走進肉店，毫不客氣地喊道喂老闆，給我一百元給狗吃的牛肉。 21776;僧&#6...

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哈哈笑，笑哈哈!: August 2007

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007. 7"什么叫乐观派的人 " 这个就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨 ". 10我一朋友在联通实习,一天,一老头走近来,劈头盖脸就来句"给我办张移动卡,好吧? Posted by itguy @ 3:23 PM. Tuesday, August 21, 2007. 老师 "一只盒子有几条边学生 "两条边里边和外边。老师 "你的题为抢救亲人的作文怎么连一个標点符號也没有学生 "那么急的事怎么能停顿呢. 老师 "世界上什么东西最大学生 " 眼皮。老师 "为什么学生 "只要把眼一闭，全世界都被遮住了。老师 "人的哪一颗牙齿出现得最晚学生 "假牙! 教师 "声音和光，哪个速度快学生 "声音。教师 "你根据什么说声音的速度比光快呢学生 "这太简单了每当我打开电视机，总是先听见声音，后看到画面。故事讲完之后，她问坐在前排的汤比 "您能告诉我，在获得上帝宽恕前，我们应该干什么汤比神情严肃地站起来，说 "我们首先应该犯罪. 一个新生去学校报到老师 "家长姓名 "学生 "李大猛。 30005;影&#38498...

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. 坏短信说我们分手吧晕过了一会儿，女友又发来一条短信对不起，发错了。 Posted by itguy @ 4:08 PM. Tuesday, February 27, 2007. Posted by itguy @ 4:41 PM. Friday, February 23, 2007. 老師接著又問如果加上李清照、慈禧呢三毛急了他、他們都是中國人。 Posted by itguy @ 3:38 PM. Tuesday, February 20, 2007. 答二七十年前的今天，马克思怀揣 * *宣言入中国境内传播。答三七十年前的今天，中国人民志愿军雄纠纠、气昂昂跨过鸭绿江善哉先辈们办完大事也不懂得输入电脑建个备忘录什么的。语文试题清水出芙蓉，下半句是什么答一碧血洗银枪。语文试题奇文共欣赏，后半句是什么答好酒同品尝。语文试题天若有情天亦老，下一句是答人不风流枉少年此乃新新人类的心里话。语文试题不畏浮云遮望眼，后一句是答飞来峰上有晴天。赵本山小样儿吧，穿马夹我就不认识你...

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