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The Goozex Report: September 2009
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September 30, 2009. This past Wednesday, Konami set loose Zombie Apocalypse for both the Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network, which infected consoles everywhere. Heavily inspired by retro favorites like Smash TV and Robotron 2084, this roughly 300 MB post-apocalyptic world arrives nearly two decades later. Does it become a contemporary successor or a mindless clone or…could it possibly be both? This is one big strategy of a game, believe it or not. You must think on the tip of your toes as zombi...
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Daddy Does My Hair: The Kitchen
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010. A little while ago, I was asked a very reasonable question via Twitter:. What is it that you do in that kitchen night after night to make it so messy? Wait Maybe I don't want to know…. Innocent enough, but it got me thinking: why the hell. The kitchen so hard to keep clean? Tonight, I decided to investigate. Here's the list, again, keeping in mind that we are a household of two adults and one small child. In no particular order, tonight's dirty dishes include:. Although we are...
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The Goozex Report: November 2009
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November 30, 2009. Brink demo video now available. We've covered Brink before on The Goozex Report. First, in this preview of Brink from the show floor of PAX 2009. Then, in an interview with Splash Damage Creative Director, Richard Ham. Well, if you still haven't heard of it, Brink is a first-person shooter from Splash Damage. Now, thanks to this video from G4TV.com, everyone can see what we saw at shows like E3 and PAX. Links to this post. November 25, 2009. A Day of Thanks. In a non-gaming sense, I am...
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The Goozex Report: December 2009
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December 31, 2009. The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks Review. The Legend of Zelda series has always had a special place in my heart. It began with the Legend of Zelda on the NES. I even remember the thrill and excitement when I opened a package containing Zelda II: The Adventures of Link for Christmas back in 1988, despite it looking and playing differently from the original game. I'll be honest and upfront here: I was disappointed with Spirit Tracks. I recognize that Spirit Tracks is a good game, and I ...
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The Goozex Report: Madd Moxxi is Maddening
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January 30, 2010. Madd Moxxi is Maddening. For me, the most glaring issue with Madd Moxxi's Underdome Riot is the fact that you do not gain experience from combat. You know those sweet sweet numbers that pop up when you defeat an enemy? This should be a pick up and play game mode, and it doesn't seem like a whole lot of attention was given to that idea. The Goozex Report has moved! We are currently publishing at GoozerNation. Write for The Goozex Report. Are you an experienced writer? If so, and you're i...
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The Goozex Report: May 2009
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May 26, 2009. Says: After the release of UFC 2009 Undisputed for XBOX 360 and Playstation 3 on May 19th (sorry Wii owners), fans finally have a game that eliminates the sour taste from the previously released UFC games. I was shocked at the amazing realism while playing the game. Over 80 real MMA fighters are featured in the game, including Forrest Griffin, Anderson Silva, Quentin “Rampage” Jackson, and Georges St. Pierre. One of coolest features in the game is the ability to place logos from sponsors on...
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The Goozex Report: December 2008
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December 31, 2008. Review of Call of Duty World at War. Burning the brush, trees, and the enemies is a great way to pass the time and to keep gamers interested. It has to be the most useful and underused weapon in the game. There were a few things I did not like. Europe WWII theme is overused. It has been used so many times in FPS games, how about something new and original? Sign up for Goozex now. And receive 100 points and a trade credit. Links to this post. The Most Disappointing Games of 2008. An ama...
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The Goozex Report: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle | First Impressions
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January 29, 2010. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle First Impressions. As I was playing through the first couple of hours, the similarities between this game and Crank 2 seemed to run almost in tandem, to the point that the creators behind both products HAD to have appreciated and drawn influences from the others work. Jeane is a fat cat. Your goal when interacting with her is to help her lose weight in a series of mini games: play, jump, stretch, massage, and feed. The animation of the cat an...While...
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The Goozex Report: January 2009
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January 27, 2009. The Goozex Report on Twitter. You might have noticed a slow down in new posts. There are a few reasons for this. For starters, I'm a full-time Senior Editor and Dad and that eats up a lot of my time. Also, Andrew Weymes, our most frequent contributor, has started his own new venture:. Http:/ www.thenightlygamer.com/. The rest of the Contributors have dissappeared into the great expanse of the never ending InterTubes. Links to this post. January 21, 2009. Revisit Classic Co-op Games.
