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Gouger Library Supplies: November 2008
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Friday, November 28, 2008. Many library workers are tired of living a lie. These troubled people have written to us at Gouger Library Supplies to unburden themselves. We listen to your needs. We care. Then we exploit. All day, every day, circulation workers perpetuate a cycle of deceit and it sickens them. If your staff is tired of performing this meaningless charade a couple of thousand times a day, invest in Gouger's newest product. Give in and give up with our swell Due As You Will Date Stamper. Uh oh...
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Gouger Library Supplies: March 2009
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Monday, March 02, 2009. If u cn rd ts u cn bcome a hi pd librn. A degree in the Library Sciences used to be a costly prize. Two or more long years of extra toil in the academic gulag. Your graduation gift is often unemployment and an additional student loan to contend with. Sure, the campus is pretty and the professors are acerebral. But wouldn't it be better to learn Real Librarianship from Real Librarians from the comfort of your own home? ICUP 501 - Photocopiers - Paper Jams and Toner Replacement.
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Gouger Library Supplies: Here's the Story of Lovely Library...
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Saturday, August 08, 2009. Here's the Story of Lovely Library. Gouger can't put your library on network TV. Only Hollywood or the police can do that. But you can have the next best thing with our amazing new Library Laugh-Back Track. This compact and easy-to-use device will supply your already TV-like existence with the snickers, guffaws, and dacrygelosis. That have always been so noticeably lacking. Celebrate and enjoy the unique zaniness that is the library. Purchase our Library Laugh-Back Track. Pratt...
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Gouger Library Supplies: It's OK To Laugh. Really.
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Friday, April 10, 2009. It's OK To Laugh. Really. Pink slips are looming in many a library. Municipal budgets are even more horrid than usual, and you know what that means. Bye-bye 'Brarian. Here at Gouger Library Supplies we share your pain. Without our customers we're up Cat Box Creek without a litter scoop. So we've produced a proactive product to prepare professional people for a possible personal panic. Get yourself one of our stylish Librarian's Sign of the Times. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Gouger Library Supplies: A Steel of a Deel
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Monday, February 09, 2009. A Steel of a Deel. That Danielle Steal. Here at Gouger Library Supplies we admire her hearty work ethic and her ability to produce at least one bestseller a week. We also admire her vast stockpiles of gold and the squadron of flying monkeys that guard it. We've seen them and they are. That pact she made with Lucifer at the crossroads in Mississippi has paid off in spades. Nobody. That's who. Our buyers have unearthed not just one,. But an entire series. 5995 per set of 7 volumes.
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Gouger Library Supplies: August 2009
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Saturday, August 08, 2009. Here's the Story of Lovely Library. Gouger can't put your library on network TV. Only Hollywood or the police can do that. But you can have the next best thing with our amazing new Library Laugh-Back Track. This compact and easy-to-use device will supply your already TV-like existence with the snickers, guffaws, and dacrygelosis. That have always been so noticeably lacking. Celebrate and enjoy the unique zaniness that is the library. Purchase our Library Laugh-Back Track. Pratt...
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Gouger Library Supplies: January 2009
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Sunday, January 18, 2009. Stick Out Your Can Here Comes the Garbage Man. Stop embarrassing yourself in front of others! Every time you try to toss a balled up scrap of paper into the wastebasket or recycling bin you miss by a freakin' mile. "Hey! You might say, "I'm a librarian, not Larry Freakin' Bird! I know I'm a pathetic shot! Get off my back! So very defensive. Gouger Library Supplies knows this is a sore spot for its many uncoordinated and nearsighted customers. Please specify desired color :.
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Gouger Library Supplies: September 2008
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008. You're the Devil in Disguise. Oh Yes You Are. Sometimes a librarian needs to do some work in the stacks without interruption. But this is always easier said than done. Folks see you and need your help. You gladly help them, but your original project never gets done. Weeding, shelving, shifting. These tasks will always take a back burner whenever there is a patron in need. But they can't ask you if they can't see you. Go into the 400s and be a Comma Chameleon today! Gouger L...
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Gouger Library Supplies: Stick Out Your Can Here Comes the Garbage Man
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Sunday, January 18, 2009. Stick Out Your Can Here Comes the Garbage Man. Stop embarrassing yourself in front of others! Every time you try to toss a balled up scrap of paper into the wastebasket or recycling bin you miss by a freakin' mile. "Hey! You might say, "I'm a librarian, not Larry Freakin' Bird! I know I'm a pathetic shot! Get off my back! So very defensive. Gouger Library Supplies knows this is a sore spot for its many uncoordinated and nearsighted customers. Please specify desired color :.
