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TedBlog: Some People Have to Learn the Hard Way
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Sunday, May 24, 2015. Some People Have to Learn the Hard Way. 8220;What does ‘fasololo’ mean in Spanish. 8221; he asked. Now, let me be honest for a moment, I don’t remember the exact words in gibberish that he wanted translated from Spanish to English—or the translations I provided him—but that shit isn’t important. I was laying down some classic, dad-level bullshit. 8217; That means ‘table’ in Spanish.”. Don’t ever say that again! That’s a really bad word.”. That’s a rea...
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TedBlog: A Few Thoughts on the Anniversary of Moving into my Home (Also the Anniversary of the Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, Which is Unrelated and not Mentioned)
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Friday, July 31, 2015. A Few Thoughts on the Anniversary of Moving into my Home (Also the Anniversary of the Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, Which is Unrelated and not Mentioned). So, here’s a flashback for your Friday. A year ago, right now, I was at my old apartment in Portland, Maine, getting the last of my stuff from TedPlace and bringing it to TedHouse, my home in Hallowell. Now, I’m not a huge fan of regret. I like to process through the reason things happen and move forward.
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TedBlog: Ted and Über Ted
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Friday, April 17, 2015. Ted and Über Ted. I know what you’re thinking. What’s the difference? Well, quite a bit, actually, or not so much, depending on which point in my life we’re talking about. Hell, it can depend on my mood at any given time of day. Anyway, back to the question of the day. What the fuck is this “Über Ted” bullshit I’m talking about? I’m getting to that, so back off, and let me tell the story. The Face of "mental problems.". 8221; right in front of the YMCA...
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TedBlog: October 2012
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Saturday, October 6, 2012. My Trips to New Jersey: A Series of Tedventures. So, New Jersey, why the Hell would Ted want to go there, anyway? Indeed, why would anyone? Well, Mr. or Ms. Superior, my Dad lives there. Well, here. I’m typing this in New Jersey at my Dad’s place. I drove down to visit him over a long weekend. I’m seriously considering flying next time because it was a pain in the ass to get here. It always is, for me. He lives in Ocean County. In the northbound lanes ...
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TedBlog: April 2011
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Saturday, April 9, 2011. I’m Ted, and as you can see, this is. I’m sure you don’t care about it. You don’t seem to be type of person who’s interested in, you know, people. Perhaps, though, that’s too broad a judgment for me to make. I don’t really know you, what you look like, where you live, or anything about you at all. Well, I do know your old cell phone number—it’s mine now—and I know that you apparently don’t know how to give out your new one. 8220;Hello.”. One Christmas...
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TedBlog: January 2012
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Saturday, January 7, 2012. Holy Shit: The First in What Could Be a Very Long Series of Embarrassing Moments from My Life When I Somehow Managed to Avoid Attention, But They’re Just Too Damn Funny Not to Share. Ah, the first date, a time of magical possibilities and, as well, a time perilous with the ever-watchful eye of judgment looking for a reason to say, “no, this person is a dipshit.”. You get to his or her house, preferably before you leave your own. It’s great fun. He aske...
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TedBlog: I Live by a Certain Code
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Saturday, May 9, 2015. I Live by a Certain Code. Well, that seems a bit more dramatic than what I’m going for here. I don’t want to come across like one of those crazy Guantanamo Bay marines from A Few Good Men. I just believe in returning favors and that sometimes for someone to get me to do something, I may have to get him to agree to reciprocate in advance. Anyway, during my last drill weekend in uniform, in May 2013, before I became a member of. 8221; he asked. I told him th...
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TedBlog: March 2012
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Saturday, March 3, 2012. Livin’ the Dream. 8220;Dreams are more real than reality itself, they're closer to the self,” and I must say that he’s full of shit, based on the ones I can. Remember. However, some dreams worked their way into my memory as, well, memories. So maybe he’s not that far off the mark. You know, I wasn’t sure how I was going to use that quote, but it seems to fit, so far. I do remember a nightmare from my early childhood in Defiance, Ohio. WE CAN TRUST DONALD.
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TedBlog: Pajama Girl
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Sunday, April 26, 2015. I would love to put some of this into an on-line dating profile—along with assurances that I have a great ass—but I don’t want to seem like I’m just looking for a woman to use her just to help me get up early. I’d also want to have sex with her, and I don’t want to come on that strong. 8220;Can you please give me a ride over by Franklin Tower? 8221; she asked. Why, yes I could give her this ride! 8220;Uh, sure,” I said, unlocking the door. 8221; she said.
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TedBlog: July 2015
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I'm Ted. This is my blog. Friday, July 31, 2015. A Few Thoughts on the Anniversary of Moving into my Home (Also the Anniversary of the Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, Which is Unrelated and not Mentioned). So, here’s a flashback for your Friday. A year ago, right now, I was at my old apartment in Portland, Maine, getting the last of my stuff from TedPlace and bringing it to TedHouse, my home in Hallowell. Now, I’m not a huge fan of regret. I like to process through the reason things happen and move forward.