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Belated Halloween Chat | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/belated-halloween-chat
November 4, 2009. This session was provided by Steve Etheridge, a regular contributor.). Not yet :[ do you? Yeah, I’m going as deaf. I haven’t decided. My daughter’s going as Elmer Fudd. Should be pretty cute. We’re shaving her head this weekend so there’ll be a little peach fuzz by the 31st. Awe that’s cute. Last year she went as the Tin Man. She’s five now. But we dipped her in this amorphous tin alloy. It wasn’t corrosive or anything. Doesnt sound too great. Ummmmm that’s not right. Has been around fo...
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Omegle Artist III | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/omegle-artist-iii
October 14, 2009. Community, identity, stability. Are the three pillars of our sacred friendship! Now to cry forth our stirring friendship yelp. I am an Alpha. YIP YIP YIP YEEEAAHAHHEEEIIIIPPPPPPP! YIP YIP YIP YEEEAAAHHAAHHHIIIIIIIPPPPPP! YIP YIP YIP YEEEAASWSHHHHH! And, finally, to affirm that yelp with a short ritual of fraternity:. Pulls ear twice, touches nose, washes hands in a silver basin, kisses a calico portrait of Lucretia Mott. Glad that’s done with! Now, how have you been, old friend? It look...
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Adventures in Inappropriate Marketing | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/adventures-in-inappropriate-marketing
Adventures in Inappropriate Marketing. October 8, 2009. Hi there, I’m a 20 years old man coming from France. Hello I’m Gus Brache, a marketing consultant. Can I ask you a few questions? My client is looking to speak with a few late-teens, early twenty-somethings. Do you fit in that age range? Oh, I note that you’re from France. Told you my age before :p. It’s been a long night. So, my client is a major soft drink company. I was wondering if I could bounce a new flavor / idea off of you. Have you read it?
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1Z H4R0LD BL00M G10NG 70 R173 A BK 0N 7H1Z CH47 LOLZ? | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/1z-h4r0ld-bl00m-g10ng-70-r173-a-bk-0n-7h1z-ch47-lolz
1Z H4R0LD BL00M G10NG 70 R173 A BK 0N 7H1Z CH47 LOLZ? October 7, 2009. Do you live in the Ukraine? No i live in USSR. Oh, even better. Do you know Pushkin? No but i can fly. Pushkin died in a duel. I want to die in a duel. Dying of old age is for chumps. Gurgling blood. Death throws. I died like a champion…. I iz in ur funeral. Stealin all ur tearz. Comes back as a ghost. FUCK ITS KING HAMLET. Looks under the skirts of all his attractive cousins. ERM — HAMLET. HARKON TO MY VOICE. P01Z0N3D N 7H3 34R.
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The Omegle Artist II | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/the-omegle-artist-ii
The Omegle Artist II. October 13, 2009. Do you want to see some amazing art I can do with slashes and dashes? 8212;— / / / / / / / ——-. 8212;—-/ / / / ——–/ /. 8212;——————————————————–. It’s a German. With a stern expression. Thats enough to make me drop my panties right now. Ah, I see you have a very sophisticated taste in art. Anyone who can appreciate my amazing Omegle art deserves to be lauded. You are truly cultured. Some day my Omegle art will hang on the walls of the Louvre! MARK MY WORDS, MADAM.
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Looks Like a Panda, Right? | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/looks-like-a-panda-right
Looks Like a Panda, Right? October 12, 2009. Don’t write anything, I’m going to make awesome art using dashes and slashes. I’m going to start again. 8212;————–. 8212;————. 8212;——-. My friend showed me how to do it, but he’s not here. I’m a failure. Its the effort that counts. I feel awful about myself. At least thats wat i think. I’m sorry for wasting your time. I don’t even know what to say now. I come from a broken home. Well call it even if u can reccomend me any awesome hawt smexy girsl. Fill in you...
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Non-Adventure Thursday: 5 Secs of Anonymouse Fame | The Omegle Sessions
https://omeglesessions.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/non-adventure-thursday-5-secs-of-anonymouse-fame
Non-Adventure Thursday: 5 Secs of Anonymouse Fame. October 15, 2009. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cozumel Pangloss, famous artist. I’m guessing that you’ve heard of me. Well, I do amazing things with slashes and dashes. I make terrific pieces of art on your screen. Do you want a sample of my prowess? Ascii arts, i really appreciate that. You’re well versed. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy this free display of my genius. Thanks a lot kind gentleman. I’ll begin immediately. Thank you, sir! And t...