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The Flannel Punchline: September 2009
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Saturday, September 12, 2009. And So It Begins. Blogging is like teen sex. Everyone wants to do it. Everyone wants their friends to know they're doing it. Everyone thinks they're really good at it. Afterward, they're surprised it didn't turn out better. Apparently the publisher thinks I'm neither funny nor in Cincinnati. He never wrote me back after telling me he desperately needed writers. It bummed me out. So I joined the awkward teen sex crowd of bloggers. Posted by Life After 7. And So It Begins.
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The Flannel Punchline: December 2009
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009. Thanks for stopping by! Now that I'm back in my home state, I'm going to spend the holidays bothering the Hell out of my family instead of writing blog posts. We'll be back up to full speed the first week of the new year. In the meantime, why don't you check out thecincinnatiman.com. Where I've started writing? Here's my first post. See you in 2010! Posted by Life After 7. Thursday, December 17, 2009. Doctors Warn of Wassailing Dangers. Dare to spend this night wassailing?
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The Flannel Punchline: October 2009
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009. Let’s Roll: Local Zombies Get Fleet of Segways. You may want to beat the rush and board up your windows in advance. Area zombies will have both speed and style on their side this Halloween when they take to the streets aboard brand new Segways. But that’s all about to change. 8221; said zombie spokesman formerly known as Kent Withburn. Local Segway salesman Roger McGillicuddy sealed the deal with the zombies. Once he realized he was dealing with the living dead, ethics went o...
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The Flannel Punchline: Airlines Raise Fees to Cover Cost of Losing Your Bags
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Monday, January 18, 2010. Airlines Raise Fees to Cover Cost of Losing Your Bags. The trend started with Delta and Continental, and now other airlines are following suit: upping baggage fees to cover the rising cost of misplacing and manhandling your belongings. Someone has to pay for this unholy mess. Oh, it's YOU! For its part, Delta says it’s not looking to ding passengers for more cash, but merely keep up with its own costs. 8220;We have to pay those salaries. We have to buy that gas for the lugga...
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The Flannel Punchline: Winter Vacation
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009. Thanks for stopping by! Now that I'm back in my home state, I'm going to spend the holidays bothering the Hell out of my family instead of writing blog posts. We'll be back up to full speed the first week of the new year. In the meantime, why don't you check out thecincinnatiman.com. Where I've started writing? Here's my first post. See you in 2010! Posted by Life After 7. Doctors Warn of Wassailing Dangers. Boy Gets Rejection Letter from Santa Claus.
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The Flannel Punchline: U.N. Blasts Heidi Montag Album as “Crime Against Humanity”
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Monday, January 25, 2010. UN Blasts Heidi Montag Album as “Crime Against Humanity”. This is how many major cities I will destroy. With my doomsday device of an album! The United Nations is taking bold steps against Heidi Montag, charging the uber-ditz star of The Hills. With crimes against humanity. The charges stem from Montag’s sensationally awful debut album Superficial. Montag was asked for comment, but her publicist cut her off when she began talking about The Hague under the mistaken belief that it...
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The Flannel Punchline: Fox News Anchor to bin Laden: Follow Tiger to Jesus
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Monday, January 11, 2010. Fox News Anchor to bin Laden: Follow Tiger to Jesus. Fox News Anchor Brit Hume. Is urging another scandal-plagued public figure to “turn to the Christian faith;” none other than Osama bin Laden. Fox News Anchor Brit Hume. Appearing this evening on the Fox News Channel. Hume boldly predicted that the world’s most wanted terrorist could find forgiveness, “make a total recovery and be a great example to the world” by converting to Christianity. Dog that received a jury summons.
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The Flannel Punchline: January 2010
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Monday, January 25, 2010. UN Blasts Heidi Montag Album as “Crime Against Humanity”. This is how many major cities I will destroy. With my doomsday device of an album! The United Nations is taking bold steps against Heidi Montag, charging the uber-ditz star of The Hills. With crimes against humanity. The charges stem from Montag’s sensationally awful debut album Superficial. Montag was asked for comment, but her publicist cut her off when she began talking about The Hague under the mistaken belief that it...
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The Flannel Punchline: November 2009
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Friday, November 20, 2009. Cleveland Browns Are “Saving It”. They’re not inept. They’re simply protecting their virginity. Looking to turn a vomit-inducing mark against the team into a positive, momentary Cleveland Browns starting quarterback Brady Quinn announced today that he and his teammates are saving their ability to score a touchdown for “the one.” The vow is modeled after chaste teenagers, many of whom are actually virgins because no one would hazard intercourse with them. Browns head coach Eric ...
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The Flannel Punchline: Doctors Warn of Wassailing Dangers
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Thursday, December 17, 2009. Doctors Warn of Wassailing Dangers. Dare to spend this night wassailing? It may very well be your last, say experts. These people are as good as dead. A new study links the time-honored practice of visiting homes and serenading its occupants with Christmas carols to an extraordinarily high risk of sudden death. 8220;If we can zero in on the cause, it could be the biggest medical breakthrough since we broke the genetic code for lords a-leaping.”. Posted by Life After 7.
