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I Make This Stuff Up: March 2011

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Saturday, 5 March 2011. A wheelwright makes wheels, and a shipwright makes ships. So obviously a person who creates ceremonies would be a ritewright. And the best person to create a ceremony for producing literature would be the right write ritewright. Sheila, Canary Islands. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). La Palma, the jewel of the Canary Islands. Star Island: The window on the universe. Getting it Write: The sane(ish) blog.

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I Make This Stuff Up: A lovely review

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Saturday, 27 August 2011. The Escape Velocity Anthology. Got a great review on Amazon. And I particularly liked what she said about my story. Scream Quietly" by Sheila Crosby was one of my favorite stories. Told by way of letters from the perspective of a young woman in 1849 England. This story depicts the intricacies of alien contact and space/ time travel. It's a wonderfully heartwarming tale with a great twist at the end. Sheila, Canary Islands.

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I Make This Stuff Up: August 2011

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Saturday, 27 August 2011. The Escape Velocity Anthology. Got a great review on Amazon. And I particularly liked what she said about my story. Scream Quietly" by Sheila Crosby was one of my favorite stories. Told by way of letters from the perspective of a young woman in 1849 England. This story depicts the intricacies of alien contact and space/ time travel. It's a wonderfully heartwarming tale with a great twist at the end. Sheila, Canary Islands.

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I Make This Stuff Up: Paw Prints in the Sand

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Thursday, 16 June 2011. Paw Prints in the Sand. I'm going to get rich," announced my boyfriend. "I'm going to learn wordpress, and start a webpage about dogs on the beach. It's the perfect subject.". He stared at me, and then spoke very slowly. "Freedom. No responsibilites. Playing with your dog on the beach is the very opposite of nine-to-five in a suit and tie.". Anywhere in the world.". Sheila, Canary Islands. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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I Make This Stuff Up: A new web site

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Saturday, 6 August 2011. A new web site. I haven't been making much stuff up lately. I've been writing non-fiction instead. Want to learn about amateur astronomy on La Palma? Well, at last, my new website is open for business. Star Island. Is designed to be a window on the universe, and a show case for astrotourism on La Palma. In future, I hope to sell advertising on the site, but for now, it's just for people to enjoy. The Cat's Eye nebula.

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I Make This Stuff Up: June 2009

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Wednesday, 24 June 2009. I never get time for writing," moaned Sheila. "I spend all my time picking up after you. My life is so boring! Huh," said Gareth. "Swap your problems for mine. I can't see them going away, ever. Sometimes I wish I was dead.". That can be arranged," said Sheila. "All your problems are inside your head. So all I have to do is remove your head, right? And she picked up a large, kitchen knife. Luckily, Gareth managed to run away.

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I Make This Stuff Up: Sales!

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Monday, 1 August 2011. My story, "A Face Worse than Death" is out in the anthology Probing Uranus from the Library of Science Fiction and Fantasy. As you might guess from the cover, it's humourous SF. And another of my stories, "Muddy Holes" will be in "People's Friend Fiction Special No. 49 " on sale July 14, 2011. As you might guess, that's a gentle, mainstream story about archaeology in the Orkney Islands. Sheila, Canary Islands. A new web site.

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I Make This Stuff Up: July 2009

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Thursday, 23 July 2009. He yelled at the top of his lungs. "You must be joking! Janet took an involuntary step backwards. He grabbed her sleeve. "Come here. I want to show you something.". And he dragged her along the side of the house to the back garden. He yelled, pointing at the bonfire, which belched choking smoke. "I do all this work - the weeding and the raking and the planting - and all you can do is complain.". Mr Docherty I - ". Gareth Docherty...

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I Make This Stuff Up: May 2009

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Thursday, 21 May 2009. Reasons to be Maungy, Part 3. For those who haven't come across the word before, "maungy" is West Yorkshire dialect for depressed and bad tempered. After a rather bad day, I started writing my own lyrics to Ian Dury's " Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 3. Dirty, greasy dishes,. Rooms that smell of fishes,. Never get my wishes. Floors in need of mopping,. Food in need of shopping,. A lifestyle that keeps dropping. My jokes aren't funny,.

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I Make This Stuff Up: August 2009

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I Make This Stuff Up. A pack of lies, just for fun. Friday, 28 August 2009. Cecil scratched his armpits and trouser snake while the van was stopped at the traffic lights. He farted as the light turned green, put the van into gear, and drove off. He was sweating again. At the next traffic light he opened the window: cool air in, stink out. The petunias on the roundabout wilted. At the next red light he absent-mindedly popped one of the spots on his chin, then burped. Sheila, Canary Islands. La Palma, the ...