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The Missing LiNK: February 2009
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Thursday, February 26, 2009. A very special guest star in joins the cast! Three words that make me laugh considering this week's topic). Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Wheel of Reviews: Advertising. It doesn't have to be a billboard in the heart of Time Square or a commercial during the Super Bowl. Sometimes a great idea can be a light switch cover sent to doctors. 2 Eggs with a Generous Side Order of Jesus. Click to enlarge and read). Friday, February 20, 2009. Making your "O Face.". My favorite example ...
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The Missing LiNK: January 2009
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Saturday, January 31, 2009. A true classic. Nothing more to say. 240 Worth of Pudding. Watch more funny videos. Friday, January 30, 2009. My Super Bowl boxes. So I got some of my numbers for this year's Big Game. Steelers 7, Cardinals 3. Steelers 3, Cardinals 2. Steelers 9, Cardinals pi. Fuck you, Archimedes! You got your Wheel in my Shenanigans! So, what happens when you mix one recurring blog column that no one reads with another recurring blog column that no one reads? And now the latest ads in the cu...
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The Missing LiNK: Masterdouche Theater
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Monday, September 14, 2009. And lo, there shall be a place where only the pinnacles of doucheism will be able to come and hone their craft, and it shall be called. Tonight's feature: "D-Bags at K-Mart". OPEN on a seemingly innocuous checkout counter at a local K-Mart. On line is SERENA WILLIAMS with a canister of Planter's Cheese Balls. CHECKOUT GIRL: That'll be $4.99. The checkout girl proceeds to consult her Manager. MANAGER: Sir, that's completely unacceptable behavior. KANYE: Yo, it's all cool and wh...
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The Missing LiNK: June 2009
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009. Hmm, this is a hard one. So, I think I've found a fundamental flaw in all of this. Cialis is recommended for guys with erectile dysfunction, but what if none of these guys has ED and is simply having trouble pitching wood because, well, THEY'RE OUTSIDE IN THE EVENING IN THE MOUNTAINS IN A FUCKING BATHTUB! Have these people never seen Seinfeld? NOTE: Coxafloppin not a real "dead head med" but should be. Tuesday, June 16, 2009. OP: Are you kidding? I've been stuck 50 yards away fr...
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The Missing LiNK: July 2009
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Putting the "dumb" in "dumbfounded.". I know there are a million blogs and Internet postings dedicated to people who spell shit wrong, but when you see a wondrous sight like this on the lamppost immediately outside the door to your own building, it MUST be posted. I found this truly dumbfounding. Just, well.wow. I tried to translate, but I'd need Indiana Jones and top secret decryption software to make a dent. Here's what I think. Nic, nacs = knickknacks. Labels: A Clockwork Orange.
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The Missing LiNK: May 2009
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Just another Saturday in Long Beach. The huge, over-exposed ass cheeks in Brazil. The roller skating weight-lifters wearing spandex in LA. The freaks (both professional and in the general population) wandering Coney Island. For whatever reason, public beaches and boardwalks have always been places where the oddest swatches of humanity congregate. It all started, as many beach excursions do, with our friend, Metal Detector Guy. That's right. Nothing screams please notice me any ...
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The Missing LiNK: Putting the "dumb" in "dumbfounded."
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Putting the "dumb" in "dumbfounded.". I know there are a million blogs and Internet postings dedicated to people who spell shit wrong, but when you see a wondrous sight like this on the lamppost immediately outside the door to your own building, it MUST be posted. I found this truly dumbfounding. Just, well.wow. I tried to translate, but I'd need Indiana Jones and top secret decryption software to make a dent. Here's what I think. Nic, nacs = knickknacks. Labels: A Clockwork Orange.
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The Missing LiNK: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Tale of the Tape: The Gym vs. Drinking. To settle the issue, I called upon The Missing LiNK Tale of the Tape. So, the gym won by a surprisingly narrow margin. Which I guess means I'll be back at it tomorrow. Unless, of course, someone wants to grab a beer. Anyone? Tale of the tape. What you won't see here. Last month I wrote a quick piece about words and phrases you won't see in my blog. Today I'm adding a few to the list. A no-go on the yo-yo, yo! Enchiladas give me the winds.
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The Missing LiNK: Organized Crime at Their Nastiest
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009. Organized Crime at Their Nastiest. First, let me start by once again apologizing for the lengthy time between posts. I didn't post a single thing in the month of August, and for that I am ashamed. But I promise to pick up the pace, starting right now. This morning as I walked to work, the cover of today's New York Post caught my eye. You can see why. Maybe it's a good thing The Sopranos when off the air when- . Gratuitous use of slightly naughty words to get attention.
