thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: September 2006
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html
Friday, September 29, 2006. Now that T.O. has denied his suicide attempt, we Philadelphia sports fans can turn back to hating all the other stuff that bugs us. Hugs and Handjobs,. Posted by :-) at Friday, September 29, 2006. Links to this post. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. TO('s Ego) Attempts 'Suicide'. Ok, I'm biased when it comes to this individual, as I am a Philadelphia Eagles fan. This fact affects me in two ways: not only do I hate the man in question, but I. Sorry, bud. No sympathy here. TO resp...
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: July 2006
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html
Monday, July 31, 2006. Honeymoon in Europe - Part I. So, I got married on the 1st of July (hold for applause), and you know what? I married out of my range. I got a hot wife! Hold for applause). So, I rule, and you can suck it. (hold for thrown knives, garbage, bullets, etc.). We flew out of Philadelphia direct to Barcelona, Spain. This is an eight hour flight leaving @ 5:25pm EST, and with the time difference we would arrive bright eyed and bushy tailed @ 7:45 in the morning. I used to do that all the t...
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: November 2006
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html
Wednesday, November 22, 2006. Check out our videos page here. Enjoy our Christmas themed videos:. You Shaved Your P*ssy Like a Christmas Tree For Me. Posted by :-) at Wednesday, November 22, 2006. Links to this post. Monday, November 20, 2006. Some time ago I wrote this poem. It's getting to be that time of year again when it's relevant. Engulf me in your warm embrace,. You syrupy elixir of unconsciousness. Lift me up so my lips touch your lips,. And my tongue can lick your numbing oblivion. Ahh, NyQuil,.
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: August 2006
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2006_08_01_archive.html
Thursday, August 31, 2006. How Cool Are You? Posted by :-) at Thursday, August 31, 2006. Links to this post. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Get it right, jocko. So, since we've become a group (God, I hate the word "Troupe", but that's another rant), everyone and their blessed mother is calling us an "improv" group. It's almost 5 years on, but we still get thought of as an "improv" team by so many outside the warm comforting bath of the sketch community. What fun is that? He replied. Oy. Ya can't win, sez I.
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: January 2007
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html
Wednesday, January 31, 2007. Known to battle relentlessly with his nemesis, DJ Jedi Jeff. Hey Darth, for having the entire Imperial army at your beck and call, your lighting crew sucks. Hugs and Handjobs,. Labels: Why the Imperial army lost the war. Posted by :-) at Wednesday, January 31, 2007. Links to this post. Tuesday, January 30, 2007. The Dichotomy of Oldness. Release of steam. Calm restored.). Release of gas. Whoops, too calm! That’s right, I said it: they’re decrepit old liars. Witness the line a...
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: December 2006
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_archive.html
Friday, December 22, 2006. Posted by :-) at Friday, December 22, 2006. Links to this post. Thursday, December 21, 2006. I Don’t Take Things Too Personally. I was walking back from the post office today when I passed a street musician singing Here Comes the Sun. Now, I don’t know if he was making a comment about the cruel game gravity is playing with my body or if he was just singing with a really affect accent, but when I walked passed him I swear he sang, Little darling, I see the ass is slowly melting.
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: October 2006
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html
Monday, October 23, 2006. 1 To time, as with a stopwatch:. 2 To register or record with a mechanical device:. Clocked the winds at 60 miles per hour. Then, I found this definition on UrbanDictionary.com:. 1 Act of knocking someone the fuck out:. Hey biatch, you got clocked! Which I found very amusing. And closer to the connotation I was looking for. I would like to add another definition to this list:. 1 Losing because of time, or lack thereof, as depicted by a device used to tell time. About theatrics, ...
thewaitstaff.blogspot.com
The Waitstaff: February 2007
http://thewaitstaff.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html
Monday, February 12, 2007. Caution: Be Careful When Mis-dialing! So I'm checking my voicemail message on my cell phone as we now have a no-cell phone policy at my office and I wish I would've saved this message but I was laughing so hard I deleted it. Let me first state that the woman was calling from a restricted line so there is no way I can call her back. So the message goes:. Some strange, ANGRY woman is cell phone stalking me because her husband mis-dialed! Send me an email. Links to this post.