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Get me outta here! Outnumbered Two to One. Not The Best Odds. Pretty Good For Four Kids. Pretty Good For Four Kids. Fifteen years ago when my husband and I were just two young parents perplexed and bewildered by a single mewling infant, we used to joke that theoretically we were still in good shape as long as the children didn’t outnumber us, the adults (by default). Sometimes if I can find the time or inclination, I blog. Other times I fall face down on my mattress with my shoes still on. You are commen...
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I SEE CRAZY PEOPLE
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From the category archives:. I SEE CRAZY PEOPLE. Is Worth Exactly Nothing…. July 14, 2010. Let’s just beat a dead horse here…. A long time ago, in a land far away, Mel Gibson was very, very famous. And I had more money than I had common sense. My how times have changed. For both of us. However, I am left of a reminder of both of our glorious pasts in the form of an autographed “Braveheart” poster. “Braveheart” was my FAVORITE. MOVIE. EVER. I loved it so much, my husband surprised me with this gift:.
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The Stiletto Mom — Notes from a bitch on heels. — Page 2
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Who Says I’m Not Romantic? February 14, 2011. I mean really, where is the gratitude? Happy Valentines Day Y’all! February 10, 2011. Tomorrow will be my 17th wedding anniversary! We lived together “in sin” as my mother would have said for almost three years before so what I’m really trying to say here is that seventeen is the new twenty around the House of Stiletto. 8221; that goes on. And then there is always the “How did you make it this far? How the hell did we make it this far? My Mom used to tell me,.
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At Least He Knows What He Got Himself Into Now
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At Least He Knows What He Got Himself Into Now. March 14, 2010. Oh my Where have I been for a week? Well, my new boss came into town last week. I was very focused on getting ready for his visit. Back to back client meetings set up? Check Presentation materials adequately prepared? Check Crushed up goldfish crackers and empty juice boxes removed from car? Check Diva attitude checked at the door? Yeah, well about that…. Yep, sure did. However, I’m never satisfied with staying at the same difficulty l...
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Putting The Fun Back In Funerals
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Putting The Fun Back In Funerals. September 30, 2008. Yesterday I was out all day at a funeral. It was for an 83 year old uncle who I adored. Sad, yes but he had a great life, built a construction empire and died without pain. I’ll miss him. I won’t however, miss his daughter. Play Hard To Get:. First, being the only child, you should definitely not fly into town when your mother calls to tell you your father diedwait at least three days to put forth the effort. Practice Being Fashionably Late:. So every...
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Hostage
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June 21, 2011. Kyle is a bonsai tree. Most bonsai trees don’t have names. Also, it’s very rare for a bonsai tree to be held hostage but this is my family we are talking about and bizarre is the new normal this summer. For an entire 22 minutes! And then I heard the blood curdling scream coming from my son…. 8220;She’s got Kyle! And she’s locked herself in your bedroom! And what not, too much watering could actually drown him. At which point the entire thing would escalate an intentional tree murder an...
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I SEE CRAZY PEOPLE. IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME. My Hoppin' Social Life. MY ROCKIN' FRIENDS. THE JOYS OF TRAVEL. June 10, 2011 at 1:31 pm. Husky almanac you secure. Comments on this entry are closed. At Least He Knows What He Got Himself Into. Mother Of The Year. Putting The Fun Back In Funerals. The Time I Met Tom Cruise…Also Known As Why Wine Tastings Aren't Your Friend At 22. A Girl And Her Life. A Lawyer Mom’s Musings. A Letter To Xander. Adventures Of The Griggs Boys. Ann Again…And Again.
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IT’S NOT EASY BEING ME
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From the category archives:. IT’S NOT EASY BEING ME. The One In Which I Make You Feel Better As A Parent. July 6, 2010. It seems that while I was on my little blogcation, my blog decided to break itself. Or go on strike. I firmly believe the latter is true. Since coming back, I’ve been unable to upload a single picture and a blog post without nice colorful pictures? Just the right size. We call it orange, he calls it a shade of “blech”.). Bathing is optional. Days can go by without these children mee...
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Eyes Wide Shut
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July 5, 2011. Just when I thought I had nothing to blog about the universe has once again thrown me a fun little curve ball to share with y’all. A few days ago, I managed to get my eyes glued shut. No, really…Totally. Glued. Shut. How did I find myself in such a predicament you ask? It all comes down to one simple character flaw. Let’s back track a bit shall we? So we know I’m vain…in all honesty, I don’t think that was every in question was it? 8220;But Stiletto, what do you mean? I settled in and promp...
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Stressed Out Koi Fish? Try Spa Music.
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Stressed Out Koi Fish? August 7, 2009. My next door neighbor recently built a koi pond in their side yard. I like koi fish. A great deal in fact. Better than most fish, which I only enjoy sauteed with a lovely lemon and caper sauce. However, these fish are pissing me off. For reasons unknown to me, my neighbors have decided to play an endless loop of LOUD SPA MUSIC. In their yard which is filtering into ours. I don’t know why. Perhaps it is to calm the koi? To create an environment? There is no one here ...
