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The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Professor Madeley's Thursday Brain Squeezer
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Thursday, 15 March 2012. Professor Madeley's Thursday Brain Squeezer. Location: Biltine, Chad. 15 March 2012 at 12:58. I meant to type 44%. 15 March 2012 at 12:59. 15 March 2012 at 13:10. Zebra: wrong but I really liked the Pi angle. 15 March 2012 at 13:14. 100% Those walnuts are priceless. 15 March 2012 at 18:14. Lola, your logic would be flawless had you considered the influence of the sealion. 15 March 2012 at 18:49. Of course, Id forgotten about the sealion. Its 99%. 16 March 2012 at 08:19. The richa...
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The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Save Me The Hairy One, Norman!
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Tuesday, 13 March 2012. Save Me The Hairy One, Norman! Long time no see! I looked up and saw the postman’s face peering through the hedge. I just waved and hurried back into the house, conscious that my Mediterranean tan might look a tad decadent on a dreary North London morning in the middle of March. 8216;The only reason you liked it there was the fact that you could talk to those herders for hours and they’d never tell you to shut up.’. 8216;What can I say? 8216;They also didn’t understand a wor...
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The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Tit Update
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Monday, 26 March 2012. What a beautiful day! Okay, Judy has just told me to stop making vulgar comments regarding tits, which I hadn’t noticed I was making until she pointed it out. Right, Judy says she won’t warn me again. I’ll leave this tit update here before anybody else criticises me. The last thing I need at the beginning of a new week is a pair of knockers…. Oh, that's torn it. Judy is reaching for her mutton mallet. I better post this and get out of here. Breast. Jokes. Ever. Follow me on Twitter.
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The Richard Madeley Appreciation Society: Uncle Dick on the Radio
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Friday, 30 November 2012. Uncle Dick on the Radio. Uncle Dick here with your mid-afternoon media update. I’ll be on Radio 4 tomorrow morning. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Richard's dislikes are many and include squirrels, tap dancers, turnips, rosy cheeked farmers, hostage situations, El Greco, Bulgaria, Tony Robinson, ear wax, the word ‘humungous’, Tetley tea bags, North Korea, Eric Clapton, suffragettes, mimosa, beard trimmers, duck tape, manilla envelopes, and 60s pop sensation Lulu. Is There M...
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The Spine: February 2014
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Monday, February 24, 2014. Posted by The Spine. Saturday, February 22, 2014. Android Programming: Day 3… Bright Colours. Yesterday morning I was pretty delighted by my progress and intended to make my humble app a little more functional. This morning I'm just exhausted. Yesterday was crazy ambitious even by my standards of blindly leaping into things without quite knowing what I'm doing. The problem began when I tried to implement at file open dialog box. Whoa, I hear you cry and I agree! I write this as...
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The Rants of Red Fred: Winter of Discontent
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Monday, November 01, 2010. Have given up with the coaxing of the garden, there is no more so I guess we are about to enter our Winter of Discontent. There is no more in the Councils' money box. Up and down the country, councils look for ways of saving money they haven’t got. If the Government believes these bods can save millions in the year, they are dreaming. But that don’t stop the morons threatening us all with cuts that will be ineffective, and worse, harm us all. Good one, don’t you think? Red Fred...
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The Rants of Red Fred: Yes Dear, No Dear
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Thursday, January 06, 2011. Yes Dear, No Dear. Now that the festive hols are over and the Christmas tree gets shoved back in the loft, blokes all over the country heave a sigh of relief and hurry off to places like B&Q, or any DIY they can find. You see them pacing the store, brows furrowed in deep thought as they consider the merits of anodised bolts or plated screws, so happy to be free of domestic woes, the turkey that crisped a tad too much or the unwanted gifts from family. Just watch Madame as she ...
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The Rants of Red Fred: Get Ahead Get a Torch
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011. Get Ahead Get a Torch. A word of advice to all you folks out there; go, get yourself a torch because we are entering The Age of Darkness. For real. Where I live, we will be in darkness as the council has decided to turn all the road lights off. 8216;except the essential ones at junctions and roundabouts’. So we can all creep up the road in the dark can’t we? One local lady complained about the lack of lighting down her street, and guess what? NO, that’s what the rest of ...
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The Rants of Red Fred: 01/01/2013 - 02/01/2013
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Sunday, January 20, 2013. Britain is Closed (for the duration). I’m sitting here in snow bound Britain in the sure and certain knowledge that northern Europe (and the Yanks) are wondering what all the fuss is about. British airports close, the roads close, most of our schools close, and cars drift into ditches. Where they stay for the duration. Let’s face it, this country has closed shop, we’ll get back to ya ‘all. Scotland is excused, they do snow all the time, poor sods. They are well prepared. Red Fre...
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The Rants of Red Fred: Run for the Hills
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Monday, March 01, 2010. Run for the Hills. Run for the hills, if you live in the UK right now. We are heading for several months of pre -election garbage and I don’t intend to be giving much space to any of the political mouthings in the future. It promises to be a dispirited and lack lustre campaign on either side of the political fence, with a weary electorate who have seen the last 3 years plagued by economic doom, and the sight of empty spaces in the High Street. No, he just wants the top job. Bury y...
