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THE CURMUDGEON: November 2014
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Feeling no different than I did in my early twenties but am now invisible to young shop salespeople. Cookies Warning: Google collects all sorts of information about you including whether your grandmother wore army boots. If you don't want Google to know this then leave now without reading this post on this blog and don't respond unless you are secure in the history of your extended family's footwear predilections. Sunday, 30 November 2014. Do you remember this song, made famous by Marty Balin in 1981?
THE CURMUDGEON: VIRTUAL MADNESS
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Feeling no different than I did in my early twenties but am now invisible to young shop salespeople. Cookies Warning: Google collects all sorts of information about you including whether your grandmother wore army boots. If you don't want Google to know this then leave now without reading this post on this blog and don't respond unless you are secure in the history of your extended family's footwear predilections. Friday, 10 July 2015. I'm already getting sick of the move to 'virtual' service centres.
THE CURMUDGEON: FRIENDSHIP
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Feeling no different than I did in my early twenties but am now invisible to young shop salespeople. Cookies Warning: Google collects all sorts of information about you including whether your grandmother wore army boots. If you don't want Google to know this then leave now without reading this post on this blog and don't respond unless you are secure in the history of your extended family's footwear predilections. Wednesday, 15 July 2015. Ring ring ring ring . RICHARD: . and he marched them down again.
THE CURMUDGEON: April 2015
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Feeling no different than I did in my early twenties but am now invisible to young shop salespeople. Cookies Warning: Google collects all sorts of information about you including whether your grandmother wore army boots. If you don't want Google to know this then leave now without reading this post on this blog and don't respond unless you are secure in the history of your extended family's footwear predilections. Thursday, 30 April 2015. TIME'S WINGED CHARIOT . So I'm getting old. Saturday, 25 April 2015.
THE CURMUDGEON: January 2015
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Feeling no different than I did in my early twenties but am now invisible to young shop salespeople. Cookies Warning: Google collects all sorts of information about you including whether your grandmother wore army boots. If you don't want Google to know this then leave now without reading this post on this blog and don't respond unless you are secure in the history of your extended family's footwear predilections. Friday, 30 January 2015. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM. Monday, 26 January 2015.
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Angry Jesus: God The Father to retire.
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Don't mess with me! Monday, November 24, 2014. God The Father to retire. This is how God The Father looked a few thousand years ago. In those days he could scare the shit. Out of most people. Please note that the grey hair is proof that God does age. This is how he looks today. Sort of explains the dropping numbers of. It's time for Dad to retire. I'll be taking over. There shouldn't be any problems, just worship me instead of Dad. Hey, but that's not really your business, silly little creations. Sorry B...
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Angry Jesus: April 2014
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Don't mess with me! Monday, April 28, 2014. I've been back for ages, and I'm bloody angry. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I tell it like it is. View my complete profile. Second (one of my flock). The Curmudgeon (I'll bloody save him yet! The Wine Guy (a guy after my own heart). The Parable of St Polycrap. Polycrap was a disciple of St John the Baptist. The Marcionites, a fairly okay bunch of guys who were just slight fanatics, confronted Pol. The parable of the good crow. Weve paid off our mortgage!
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Angry Jesus: December 2012
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Don't mess with me! Wednesday, December 19, 2012. The first Christmas day - what really happened. Well, there was this guy called Joseph who was a sun hat salesman. Joseph fancied this lady, called Mary, who people think is my mother. Not true though because obviously my mother is Mrs God, Dad's wife. Mum, Mrs God, is sometimes referred to as The Holy Spirit, or The Holy Ghost. He didn't like that, so He says,. The next bloody thing I'm in Mary's womb. When I open my eyes, I'm in a bloody farm house!
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Angry Jesus: November 2012
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Don't mess with me! Wednesday, November 7, 2012. Okay, who wrote The Bible? Well, it wasn't me. Remember that I was dead at the time. Well, I had resurrected, but I was sort of dead again after that, albeit spending time in Heaven. Here is a picture of me after I resurrected. Yep, that's how I looked - after having been dead. Okay, okay, it's an artist's impression! Anyway, back to The Bible, I'm really not sure who wrote the bloody thing, but it is a bit of a yawn. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Angry Jesus: The Parable of St Polycrap.
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Don't mess with me! Wednesday, February 23, 2011. The Parable of St Polycrap. Polycrap was a disciple of St John the Baptist. The Marcionites, a fairly okay bunch of guys who were just slight fanatics, confronted Polycarap and demanded respect by saying,. Recognise us, Polycrap.". I recognise you, yes, I recognise the son of Satan.". Obviously the Marcionites felt a little upset. I mean, who wouldn't be by such rudeness. Polycrap was evidently desperate not to make friends. The crows flew away. Polycrap ...
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Angry Jesus: Here is Richard (of RBB)'s Saturday Post.
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Don't mess with me! Saturday, June 11, 2011. Here is Richard (of RBB)'s Saturday Post. Sold to the couple with two double basses! We've paid off our mortgage! Okay, we still owe a bit at the moment on other things and most of our appliances have broken down, but we've paid off our house! Okay, it may not be a mansion and it may be in Nuova Lazio, but we own it! Bob Cranshaw will be on bass. I'm off to get a tyre shortly. Enjoy your Saturday. June 11, 2011 at 11:39 AM. I thought you had a spare tyre?
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Angry Jesus: September 2012
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Don't mess with me! Wednesday, September 19, 2012. Well, actually it was me, not dad. I found this drunk guy. He'd had enough to drink, so I took what was left of his bottle of red wine. Not a bad drop really. Sunday, September 16, 2012. Proof of God's existence. People often ask why God just doesn't come out and say,. Here I am.". This is basically because God is a bit embarrassed by some of you. Well, quite a lot of you actually. There are many of you who don't measure up to His likeness. The snake ass...
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Angry Jesus: The parable of the good crow.
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Don't mess with me! Saturday, October 2, 2010. The parable of the good crow. The farmer thanked the mysterious crow and asked him why he had helped. The mysterious crow removed his crow head and the farmer could see that he was in fact his most loyal servant dressed up. He'd missed the servants' picnic to help his master. The farmer rewarded him with a little bird seed he'd once been given. October 2, 2010 at 2:01 PM. Both crows and servants. October 3, 2010 at 7:54 AM. October 3, 2010 at 8:36 AM. Polycr...
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Angry Jesus: God is everywhere!
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Don't mess with me! Sunday, November 30, 2014. As part of The Holy Trinity I am everywhere too. You see, there are three of us that make up God - The Father, The Son* and Mum (aka The Holy Spirit). I've got to admit that I'm sick of seeing people go to the toilet. Especially old people. Being everywhere is not all it is cracked up to be. You'd be surprised what I have to watch; but let's not go there right now. I'm just popping over to read Richard's Bass Bag. November 30, 2014 at 7:02 PM. Seraphim are s...
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Angry Jesus: It's my birthday soon.
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Don't mess with me! Sunday, December 21, 2014. It's my birthday soon. I'll be 2014 this year. I'm one of those people who have a birthday that falls on Christmas Day. I wonder what Dad will give me this year? Some years he's a bit of a prankster. One year he gave me a book. One year he gave me a necklace. It was just like mum's and he made us both wear them and have our pictures taken. We both gave him the finger. Dad doesn't have a birthday because he always has been and always will be. Okay, we still o...
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The inane rantings of a social misfit…. If you have no sense of humour, leave now. Stop reading. Go on, sod off. The contents of this page are not intended to be taken seriously so if you have no sense of humour you are likely to be offended. If that is the case, nothing will happen. Except you will be angry – but don’t worry, I’ll get over it. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. You may use these. Bored / Irritable waiting staff. People who...
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Feeling no different than I did in my early twenties but am now invisible to young shop salespeople. Tuesday, 28 July 2015. CATCH 22 UK STYLE. Have you ever been caught in a loop where common sense and logic seems to have 'flown out the window'? Joseph Heller captured it brilliantly in his novel Catch 22. I've been experiencing something similar here in UK. Good old UK. Well, old anyway. It already makes me glad to be a New Zealander and to be returning to NZ in January. So, what's brought this on? The l...
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The Grumpy Old Man. Grumpy Old Man's SharePoint Blog. Tips, tricks and tidbits on SharePoint that I come across. Silly DVWP, Grouping is for Kids. So I am working on a web part to aggregate some document libraries. I have created the Linked Sources record in SharePoint Designer 2010 and then grouped the document by the agg:source. Now the agg:source values have replaced the spaces in the library names with underscores. No problem. I update the Sort and Group with the following expression:. Staring aimles...
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Matt's rants about the world. May 8, 2012. Hey ladies, when you sit down on the train please remove your handbag from your shoulder first. The bruises on my arm are ridiculous. Call me for f* k’s sake. October 24, 2011. Why is that when things go wrong, companies can’t manage to call you? Over the last year, I’ve had credit card mail returned, mobile phone company turn off roaming and the tax office send me to a debt collector. Why can’t they pick up the phone and call? May 11, 2011. April 29, 2011.
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