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Crystalis, the lovable warlock: October 2006
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock. Taking over the internet, one soul shard at a time. October 23, 2006. A couple of jerkwads have pulled me aside recently and in no uncertain terms made it known to me that they were not pleased about the lack of updates. Every time that happens I kind of want to pull out my big ol' cauldron and boil me up a pot of Jerkwad Stew. In fact. Recipe for Jerkwad Stew. 1 jerkwad, freshly skinned. 3 tablespoons butter, margarine, or murloc lard. 1 flask of big mojo. 4 cloves, minced.
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All Critique, No Creation: January 2008
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All Critique, No Creation. A site dedicated to a rethink of that old adage "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." I can't do, and I can't teach, but I can tell you what it means to do well or to teach poorly, so I may as well try that. Wednesday, January 9, 2008. From the Outbox: "RE: A Virtual History Lesson or Just a Shoot-'em'up? It's a fairly quick read, and I figured it would at least change the top post here. Update: Thought I'd stroke my own ego by posting this: Click here. Garro: I really d...
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock: Eleven easy ideas on how to be as lovable as I am.
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock. Taking over the internet, one soul shard at a time. March 31, 2007. Eleven easy ideas on how to be as lovable as I am. The most frequent question I get asked is, "Crys, would you please take the lid off this cauldron? It's getting pretty hard to breathe in here." But a close second would be "Crys, how can I be as lovable as you are? So here are a few easy things you can do to make yourself lovable. I hope you find them immensely helpful. 1) Be a gnome. 2) Get a lovable pet.
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock: April 2007
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock. Taking over the internet, one soul shard at a time. April 17, 2007. The etymology of "belf". In exchange for picking the topic of his. Blog post yesterday, I've allowed that grumpiest of paladins. To select mine today in what looks to be a rather interesting series of reader suggested entries. So, let us speak today on "belfs.". The thing ran a few issues until it was revealed the whole thing was run by a gnomish entrepreneur. That's just something I heard somewhere. I don...
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All Critique, No Creation: From the Outbox: "RE: A Virtual History Lesson or Just a Shoot-'em'up?"
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All Critique, No Creation. A site dedicated to a rethink of that old adage "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." I can't do, and I can't teach, but I can tell you what it means to do well or to teach poorly, so I may as well try that. Wednesday, January 9, 2008. From the Outbox: "RE: A Virtual History Lesson or Just a Shoot-'em'up? It's a fairly quick read, and I figured it would at least change the top post here. Update: Thought I'd stroke my own ego by posting this: Click here. Garro: I really d...
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All Critique, No Creation: On Conservatism
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All Critique, No Creation. A site dedicated to a rethink of that old adage "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." I can't do, and I can't teach, but I can tell you what it means to do well or to teach poorly, so I may as well try that. Wednesday, September 10, 2008. First, for my parents, how dare you. You? Ve said, and I don? D not be surprised if you retreated from them. It would be fitting. Well, there is no accounting for taste, so I will not criticize your choice of news media. Nor, do I t...
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock: Hunters are such saps.
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock. Taking over the internet, one soul shard at a time. February 22, 2006. Hunters are such saps. Let me let you guys in on a secret. Hunters? Yeah They're just saps who flunked out of warlock school. I don't mean that literally of course. There isn't really a warlock school. I'm just saying, if there was one, the people who couldn't cut it would become hunters. Oh, she must just be hungry. Wait a minute while I feed her.". See that cute orange bar? Can you believe it! They se...
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock: January 2007
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock. Taking over the internet, one soul shard at a time. January 24, 2007. Don't forget to /spit. I'm doling out a fair amount of genocide on some terrorfiends the other day (which, by the way, are about as terrifying as your average litter box) when I come across some nobody tauren. He's mindlessly slaving away, no doubt for some nondescript quest or another, so I do what any self-respecting Alliance member would do: I moo at him, and move on. I sit down and start making mysel...
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock: February 2006
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Crystalis, the lovable warlock. Taking over the internet, one soul shard at a time. February 22, 2006. Hunters are such saps. Let me let you guys in on a secret. Hunters? Yeah They're just saps who flunked out of warlock school. I don't mean that literally of course. There isn't really a warlock school. I'm just saying, if there was one, the people who couldn't cut it would become hunters. Oh, she must just be hungry. Wait a minute while I feed her.". See that cute orange bar? Can you believe it! They se...