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MJ's Muslim Humour: What we do in taraweeh
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Just a place to keep all my Muslim Humour stuff. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. What we do in taraweeh. Posted by M Junaid. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Get in touch - concerningmj@gmail.com or follow me on twitter @concerningmj. View my complete profile. MJ Khan. Powered by Blogger.
MJ's Muslim Humour: 03/09
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Just a place to keep all my Muslim Humour stuff. Monday, March 9, 2009. The Way I Are (MJ Style). This post is inspired by the following Hadith. May Allah be pleased with him, reported:. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: A woman may be married for four reasons: for her property, her status, her beauty and her religion; so try to get one who is religious, may your hand be besmeared with dust (may you enjoy welfare). Sahih Muslim. Adapted from The Way I Are by Timbaland. I ain't got no beard.
MJ's Muslim Humour: If Hashim Amla Played Soccer
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Just a place to keep all my Muslim Humour stuff. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. If Hashim Amla Played Soccer. If Hashim played soccer he would never dive. If Hashim played soccer all matches on Thursday night will be moved. If Hashim played soccer, they'd be sprinkling rose water over the players when they stand for the national anthem. If Hashim played soccer and he scored like Maradona, the commentators would call it the the "hand of Hazrath". But Hashim wouldn't take the goal. If Hashim Amla played soccer,...
MJ's Muslim Humour: 06/09
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Just a place to keep all my Muslim Humour stuff. Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Last year I did a parody blog and re imagined what Yusuf Islams songs would sound like after he converted to Islam. Today I'l do the same with Bob Marleys stuff. If it does sound a bit weird its because I have kept the original tune. So basically you should sing this like a Rasta. Ya Man, it all be Aiiry. Bukhari Sharief, Hadith masta:. There was a Bukhari Sharief in the heart of Arabia,. Coming from Bukhara, brought to Medinah,.
MJ's Muslim Humour: Read the Majlis much?
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Just a place to keep all my Muslim Humour stuff. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. Read the Majlis much? Posted by M Junaid. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Get in touch - concerningmj@gmail.com or follow me on twitter @concerningmj. View my complete profile. MJ Khan. Powered by Blogger.
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Concerning MJ: August 2007
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Monday, August 27, 2007. The Task : Take any three. Video Game characters, and form the ultimate group. Limitations: Characters have to be video game characters. First, then part of some other media type - so Lara Croft is allowed, but Spawn isn't. Snake from MGS 3. Kratos from God of War. King Bowser from Super Mario 64. Ken from Street Fighter 2. Lara from Tomb Raider Legend. Dante from Devil May Cry 3. Posted by M Junaid. 9 defiled my thoughts.
Concerning MJ: Clash of Civilisations
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. What if the clash of civilizations was an internal struggle? What if peace simply stopped at making peace with oneself? Might be easier to cope with despondency, to rationalize hate. Hate from those you've never met, and those that share your beliefs. There's a problem when we frame beheadings as barbaric, but have no problem with drone attacks. Both are detestable. Both are worthy of contempt, ou. Posted by M Junaid.
Concerning MJ: June 2007
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Wednesday, June 20, 2007. Mj doesn't eat much chocolate. I used to like Bar One before, but my all time favourite has to be Tempo. Flake is also good - but its a bit of a feminine chocolate I think (yes, mj is assigning gender roles to his confectioneries). Bar One, TV Bar, Crunchie, New Look. Milky Bar, Flake, Dairy Milk, Inside Story. Posted by M Junaid. 12 defiled my thoughts. Links to this post. Thursday, June 14, 2007. On that coolie weed.
Concerning MJ: July 2007
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Tuesday, July 31, 2007. The Harry Potter brand is currently being milked for all its worth, and while I see the value of Berties All Flavoured Jelly Beans, I shake my head dismally at the hopeless cash-ins that seem to pollute our retail outlets – I mean, what’s next – Snapes Suduko? GTA – Hogwarts. Posted by M Junaid. 12 defiled my thoughts. Links to this post. Friday, July 27, 2007. Posted by M Junaid. 6 defiled my thoughts. Links to this post.
Concerning MJ: December 2006
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Thursday, December 28, 2006. Before I start- its really sweet of Mak to share such kind words about me on his blog. So obviously i'm gonna link it for maximum exposure :P - i'm pathetic like that :). Whose tasbeeh is missing a few beads? Whose brain forgot to renew its Halaal certificate? Whose musallah compass isn’t facing Meccah? Whose mother forgot to feed them almonds this morning? Whose Zam Zam well of knowledge has dried up? Later that night...
Concerning MJ: January 2007
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Thursday, January 18, 2007. I love popcorn. i think its a fabulous creation- i cant really imagine going to the cinema without a huge box of popcorn. Also, i cant think of many other things that could replace popcorn as the quintessential movie snack- i tried carrot sticks- not so great, and i'm. Not a lover of nuts( my dad loves pecan nuts, almonds etc - i like macadamien. The best place for it- it should be kept as a starter. Popcorn, and i aske...
Concerning MJ: My first Google Hangout
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Tuesday, November 11, 2014. My first Google Hangout. Anyway, The Daily Vox. Were kind enough to conduct a Google Hangout with me a few weeks ago on the chicky lamba story, but with a focus on how social media has changed the way we consume news, video content and memes. Here's the clip. Enjoy. Let me know what you think. Posted by M Junaid. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Let's chat on Twitter. Follow me on Twitter.
Concerning MJ: November 2006
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Thursday, November 09, 2006. Boy was I shocked the first time I hit the water. I felt like a frog being thrown into A pot. But once you go heated, cold water just doesn't cut it. The one in Singapore was cheap. Wild Wadi cost me like 200 rands. Posted by M Junaid. 16 defiled my thoughts. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Get in touch - concerningmj@gmail.com or follow me on twitter @concerningmj. View my complete profile.
Concerning MJ: September 2007
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Sunday, September 30, 2007. Long Hair - check. Goofy smile - check. Building Sandcastles - check. It's comforting that some things never change :). Thanks to everyone for the e-mails, sms's, grafitti, wall posts, offline messages, phonecalls and other forms of communication - MJ adores you all. I'm the one in the middle - the other two were just actors who were paid to absorb the excess toddler awesomeness that i had). Posted by M Junaid. Post las...
Concerning MJ: October 2007
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Weak and Shallow commentary by Africa's Worst Strategist. Monday, October 29, 2007. Please note that this is a double posting purely for creating an awareness. Please visit our. For more crazy stories. Welcome back to C. MJ: Kareena, a population of over a billion people have been wiped out by the nuclear blast over Delhi last week, how many survivors are there? MJ: Kareena, How did this war start? MJ: We at C. NB WHILE THIS IS A WORK OF PARODY, I WISH THAT THE IMPLICATIONS ARE NOT LOST. WHILE I HAVE...
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MJ's Muslim Humour
Just a place to keep all my Muslim Humour stuff. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. If Hashim Amla Played Soccer. If Hashim played soccer he would never dive. If Hashim played soccer all matches on Thursday night will be moved. If Hashim played soccer, they'd be sprinkling rose water over the players when they stand for the national anthem. If Hashim played soccer and he scored like Maradona, the commentators would call it the the "hand of Hazrath". But Hashim wouldn't take the goal. If Hashim Amla played soccer,...
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