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What Is in a Name? | Elka & The Seltzers
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What Is in a Name? From Elka 4 President. By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Buy the Full Digital Album. Oh what is in a name? That which we call a wiener. By any other name would smell as sweet. Oh some names sound like expletives. Like Fucks like Kant and like Schlitz. And some names sound like naughty acts. Bender, Grinder, and like Sachs. And some names, it’s kind of sad. Sound like male gonads. Native Am...
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Elka 4 President | Elka & The Seltzers
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By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. What Is in a Name? Train To E. Hampton. Elka 4 President is the brainchild of singer-songwriter, escape artist, and panda impersonator Hannah Elka Meyers. All songs are original takes on love, heartache, and public transportation. Released November 20, 2014. Written and Performed by Hannah Elka Meyers. Produced by Craig Levy at Little Pioneer Cider House. Feeds for this album.
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Mrs. Oppenheimer | Elka & The Seltzers
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From Elka 4 President. By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Buy the Full Digital Album. My baby says I’m foxy. My baby’s got the moxie. Oh he’s got my back, when I’m. Translating Syriac uh huh. He don’t tell me I’m pretty. And he don’t tell me I’m smart. But he’s awed by all my functional. Sweet nothing are serpentine uh huh. And when I look into his four eyes. I see myself reflected. I don’t need no more guys.
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Beat-Ba-Beat | Elka & The Seltzers
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Beat-Ba-Beat. From Elka 4 President. By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Buy the Full Digital Album. I’ve had a crush on you for at least a decade (But who’s counting? All throughout grade school, I thought you were so cool (But. I wasn’t really). And now that we’re grown-up I still cannot own up to how I feel (‘Cause I’m not that damn grown-up! Flip through the pages of my diary circa 19.9.3. I couldn’t s...
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Train To E. Hampton | Elka & The Seltzers
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Train To E. Hampton. From Elka 4 President. By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Buy the Full Digital Album. On the train to East Hampton. The blondes are all cramped in. And Buffy can’t get a seat. But mimosas are flowing. Because where we’re going. Lobster bisque floods all the streets. Voices are raised and. Coldplay is praised and. Cause the week is all over. And tote bags on shoulders. Is full of caviar.
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Elka 4 President | Elka & The Seltzers
http://elkaandtheseltzers.bandcamp.com/album/elka-4-president
By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. What Is in a Name? Train To E. Hampton. Elka 4 President is the brainchild of singer-songwriter, escape artist, and panda impersonator Hannah Elka Meyers. All songs are original takes on love, heartache, and public transportation. Released November 20, 2014. Written and Performed by Hannah Elka Meyers. Produced by Craig Levy at Little Pioneer Cider House. Feeds for this album.
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Marion Barry | Elka & The Seltzers
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From Elka 4 President. By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Buy the Full Digital Album. He was a sharecropper’s son. All the academic awards he won and he. Went off to study chemistry. Dabbled in ladies’ anatomy. Became a civil rights leader. Became a marital cheater. Ran for DC School Board. Ran with all the DC whores. Liked to be merry and. Smoke crack a bit. But is it fair-y that the. Feds prepared-y him to.
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If I Smoked | Elka & The Seltzers
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From Elka 4 President. By Elka and The Seltzers. Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Buy the Full Digital Album. If I smoked I would smoke. I always think I will choke. And everything that I do. When I’m feeling blue. I can’t get myself into. And everything that I like. When nothing feels right. Has lost all it’s delight. If I coked I would coke. Cause I ain’t got a rich bloke. But do I sit down and mope? Well I try not to).
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