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ejs is me.: Chicago People Watching
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Monday, July 19, 2010. I was scrolling through my phone photos recently (as one tends to do when confronted with an awkward situation and needs to look busy) and I noticed how many secret pictures of people I have taken. And I've subsequently realized what a horrible, judgmental person I am. But what can I say? So I thought I would share some of my observations with all of you. I hope you enjoy these people as much as I did. Hey, guys. What's going on? Old Woman With Enormous Hair: "What's going on here?
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ejs is me.: Making Ends Meat
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010. I'm going to give you guys some free advice: Do not spend the day listening to old songs that remind you of your exes and then spend the evening reading people's wedding stories. Your dreams will be all kinds of crazy. Now, as promised, I need to explain to you a little something. It is called "Making ends meat.". When you don't have a lot of money, you still need to buy food. So you go to the butcher with your pennies and you say, "What can I get with this? I argued: well, it's ...
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ejs is me.: The Most Important Book You'll Ever Read
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Thursday, October 7, 2010. The Most Important Book You'll Ever Read. I have in my possession The Holy Grail. And, like Charlie's golden ticket, it is the kind of thing that one can only discover when one least expects it. Ahh, times were so simple back then (two days ago). So simple. I reached for the book and removed the sticker. And this was what I beheld:. It was a gift. for the world. Here we go for real. First picture. Here's all the numbers I got from hot babes who love men that knit dog sweaters!
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ejs is me.: Say What You Whale, Cetaphobia is Real.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010. Say What You Whale, Cetaphobia is Real. I'm sure you are dyyying to know. I gave you the little teaser, but with no true explanation. You're baffled. You're suspicious. You're hurt. Who the hell is scares of whales? Phobias are marked by their irrationality. There are people with phobias of clouds. Of butterflies. Of the color yellow. Why whales are scary:. I have a clarification at this point: because my phobia centers around size, I am not afraid of Beluga whales (Hello?
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ejs is me.: 10 Facebook Faux Pas You May Have Committed
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Sunday, January 24, 2010. 10 Facebook Faux Pas You May Have Committed. You know people who claim they knew a band before they got big and now everyone knows them and they’re too commercial and The Man and all that nonsense? Whine, whine* I knew Kings of Leon / Death Cab / Plain White Ts before anyone else! I hate it when bands make good songs and then people recognize their abilities! 2) 'Friending' someone who is not your friend:. Everyone has at least 50 friends who they aren’t really friends wit...
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ejs is me.: Meryl On Ice
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012. I shared this video with Hannah, but once again this is something that the world needs to experience. I don't think you understand JUST how much I love this clip. A) Aunt Meryl. Because she literally can do anything. I can't. This video has OFFICIALLY put him on the Famous Men I Would Marry. List In fact, he might replace Ed Helms. Who I love, but I think he's better suited for another person (COUGHMichelleCOUGH). That's all. Just watch and enjoy. February 26, 2012 at 5:30 PM.
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ejs is me.: To Those Who Made Me Feel Worthless:
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012. To Those Who Made Me Feel Worthless:. To those who laid me off,. To those who threw me under the bus during meetings,. To those who ignored second and third emails,. To those who underpaid me,. To those who insinuated that I don't work hard,. To those who wouldn't help when they could have,. To those who said I wasn't good enough,. To those who couldn't see my value,. I kindly invite you to SUCK IT. Because I'm hired full-time for a kick-ass job and it's BETTER THAN YOURS.
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ejs is me.: Regina Phalange: The Heart Of A Champion
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012. Regina Phalange: The Heart Of A Champion. A few weeks ago, I took Regina Phalange to the vet. I should have taken her around last June, but there was this whole thing called Looming and Subsequent Unemployment that kept me from doing it. She went in for surgery this morning and the vet called to say she survived it, the champ! But I believe in Regina. You know why? Poor patriotic fancy kitty. I hope she gets well soon! February 29, 2012 at 5:56 PM. Cats On A Plane.
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ejs is me.: The 5 Celebrities I'd Get A Timeshare With
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010. The 5 Celebrities I'd Get A Timeshare With. Last weekend I dusted off Season 3 of Friends. And since I don't reference that show enough for you, here's some more! It was the episode where Ross is trying to decide which 5 celebrities make his "list" of who he would be allowed to sleep with without Rachel getting mad. He takes the whole episode to decide, and at the end (10-YEAR-OLD SPOILER ALERT! The episode got me thinking- who would my 5 celebrities be? I decided that I would ...
