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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: ... Hashtag: Gymspiration
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Friday, May 29, 2015. However, despite all of my efforts to catch his eye, he seemed to be resisting my irresistible charms. I had just about given up the chase when I caught a rerun of "Just One of the Guys" on the CW late one night, and because Goonies never say "DIE! I came up with a fool-proof plan and ring up a Drag King friend of mine teach me how to tape mah titties. You know, you swimmers should really dry off in the pool area, you are going to slip in that puddle." he said. As the paramedics wer...
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: May 2013
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Thursday, May 30, 2013. A new fitness experience. Bitches always be askin, "Frau, how come you always looking so fine and fierce? I know I make it look effortless, but it takes a lot of work to look this fly. I thought it was going to be hard once I had to close my gym membership [fucking. And I tried all of the fad workouts [screw P90X. and Insanity is just crazy! And then, as if the gift of Prancercise was not enough,. Joanna Rohrback showed me how to twerk like I've never seen a bitch twerk before!
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: November 2013
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013. Breakdown: Kanye "Bound 2" Video. The video opens with some great nature shots. Like real quality shit. This really cements that Kanye West is the Henry David Thoreau of our time and he is about to take us on a tone poem that puts Walden to shame. Maybe it’s meant to be a dove but because its back lit. By the rising sun it just looks like a pigeon. Fantastic shot of the Kardashian sisters. Love the cameo. Then BAM, Kanye riding his Magic Motorcycle through the mountains.
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: Sex Traffic
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Thursday, October 9, 2014. You know whats not as fun as it sounds? How in the world could that happen? I can hear you ask. Well, you'd be surprised just how easy it can happen! Then I was approached by some shifty looking Asian guy. I'm not racist or anything, I'm not saying that all Asian guys are shifty, but this guy was shifty, and he happened to be Asian. He starts to tell me this this is his turf and that I can't sell here, and he wants 80% off the top. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Anywho, ce...
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: June 2013
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Tuesday, June 25, 2013. Abraham Lincoln once said. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Tweets by @Frau Bella. I am the way and the light. Well thats what the kids say these days, isnt it? Anywho, cest moi, Frau Bella, that delicious dish that said no to you at the Sadie Hawkins dance in eighth grade, and not because it was Sadie Hawkins and the girls are meant to ask the boys to dance, but because you were awkward, and your brightly colored shirt attracted gnats. View my complete profile. Happi Devil Loves You.
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: A Daisy Chain for Satan
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Friday, March 20, 2015. A Daisy Chain for Satan. Like this bitch [at mark 53 seconds]:. Bwahahah. dumb bitch. but anywho.]. Anywho, the first cop shows up, and I had thought that I had ordered a stripper by mistake. Like a less Swedish [re:Russian] Dolph. All tall dark and handsome, kind of how I picture the Brawny Man to be IRL [that means "In Real Life" for you readers over 40]. Right this way, officer," I say, tugging at my nightgown strings. When was the last time you used? The ambulance showed up a ...
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: August 2013
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Wednesday, August 21, 2013. Bananas are good for you! So I was doing my daily catching up on the HuffPo. thats what the kids call it, if I have to explain it to you, then yer too old and should be catching up on your NCIS or whatever it is on CBS that you watch. but anywho, so they post this article with the lead as "T he Most Awkward Ad You'll See all Day. Or some shit, I'm paraphrasing because I partially can't be bothered]. That was.horrific.". Try explaining that ad to your 6 year old! There isn't an...
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: November 2014
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Thursday, November 13, 2014. Then Catwoman and Alfred are like, "Oh Shit, Matty McC, all the worlds pot is gonna to die! And Matty McC is like "that's not alright alright alright! And Alfred tells Matty McC about their plans to get off the planet, Plan A and Plan B. Plan A is like a giant rocket space station thingy that takes the population off the planet, and Plan B is something else, but I can tell you from experience, Plan B has totally worked for me, like 14 times now! And then he meets with J-Girl,...
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The Life and Times of the Fabulous Frau Bella: A Learning Moment
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Wednesday, July 1, 2015. It was a hot muggy afternoon yesterday, so I decided that I was going to get myself a nice cold Blended Vanilla Ultimate down at the Coffee Bean. You know how much I love my Coffee Bean [and that's not just a euphemism for my clitoris, but they both give me life]! My pseudonym is Herr Bello, and on Scruff I'm 8 1/2 inches, uncut, like everyone else, just sayin'] when some janky woman with an expensive weave walks up and cuts in line. Hey, Steven Tyler," I yell ,"no cuts! Anywho, ...
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