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Idiot proof | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. August 17, 2010. March 2, 2007, 6:30am, middle of a snowstorm, suffering mild contractions but going to work anyway, pulled over in an empty grocery store parking lot, on my cell phone:. Me: There’s a light on in the car…. Hubs: what is it? Me: It looks like… a vagina. Me: Yeah, it looks like a vagina. Is the car trying to tell me I’m in labor? It’s a vagina light, stupid! 2 Responses to “Idiot proof”. October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm. December 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm.
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Feelin Kinda Three Fifths | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Feelin Kinda Three Fifths. March 17, 2010. Well, here it is buddy, this is where the government keeps tabs on us. It’s our constitutional obligation as a people to be enumerated every ten years. It’s all Article 1 an’ sh…. Oops, that’s right, talking to a kid). Hubs (reading over the document):. You mean we can’t do this online? The Founding Fathers certainly didn’t INTEND to have us use some magical adding machine likely posessed by evil spirits. Are We There Yet?
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I love you kissing monster | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. I love you kissing monster. March 3, 2010. Three years ago right now I was pushing you out into the world. You’re welcome. Age 3 on 3/3, you lucky bastard! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Overheard in the Potty | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Overheard in the Potty. September 14, 2010. Shorty, sitting on the potty and talking to Daddy:. 8220;Boys have penises. And girls have…. 8230; girls have two butts.”. You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Stickiest of the Icky ».
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Hold The Light: December 2008
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Monday, December 15, 2008. Today I went looking at french postacards. again. I'm a freak and a francophile and it's a scary combination, seeing as how I'm not even french. Anyway somehow absinthe (not drinking it) led me to ecodigerati. Looking at these beautiful haunting B&W's. Taking a break from scanning and editing. and just wanted to share. back to work. Saturday, December 13, 2008. 13 years, 5 months, 28 days, 5 hours, and 29 minutes. Friday, December 12, 2008. The creation of the Man Cave. These p...
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Hold The Light: The Story of my Life?
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Thursday, January 29, 2009. The Story of my Life? Ever had a song describe exactly. How you feel at a certain moment? Well anyway. I felt like this today:. Sun been down for days. A pretty flower in a vase. A slipper by the fireplace. A cello lying in its case. Soon she's down the stairs. Her morning elegance she wears. The sound of water makes her dream. Awoken by a cloud of steam. She pours a daydream in a cup. A spoon of sugar sweetens up. And She fights for her life. As she puts on her coat. Fuck, fi...
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Hold The Light: November 2008
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Saturday, November 15, 2008. In the corner of my mind. Are there places you've been that you just can't get out of your mind? Places that call to you and you just can't wait to experience again. This is how Wynand Fockink. Was for me. Yeah you heard me right. That is how it is pronounced, and just like everything else in Amsterdam it's a little naughty without even trying. Well that's how it is with this over 300 year old jenever and liqueur distillery and tasting room. Wednesday, November 5, 2008. It re...
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Hold The Light: Year in Review Bandwagon....
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Friday, January 2, 2009. Year in Review Bandwagon. 1 What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before? Made a film. Graduated College. Made some painfully rational decisions. 2 Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I'm sure I didn't but I can't remember what they were anyway. The only one I am making this year is to be healthier. 3 Did anyone close to you give birth? 4 Did anyone close to you die? 5 What countries did you visit? 11 What was the best thing you...