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The First Jump Jack was telling John about his parachuting…: bad_jokes
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Jack was telling John about his parachuting experience. I had all the lessons, and on my first jump the instructor. Opened the door and told me to jump, but I told him. I wanted everyone to go first. After everyone jumped. The instructor told me to go, but I told him I couldn't. The instructor tried to motivate me by saying, 'C'mon,. I have trained you, you can do it! But I said, 'No,. No, I can't do it, I can't'. The instructor got really. Angry and said, 'YOU CAN DO IT, JUMP NOW OR I AM GOING.
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How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza. What's…: bad_jokes
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How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza. What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. Your IP address will be recorded. Post a new comment. Post a new comment. Follow us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. 1999 LiveJournal, Inc.
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.…: bad_jokes
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, You look terrible. What's the problem? Then this month,. continued, the friend, Nothing! Not a single dime! Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. Your IP address will be recorded. Post a new comment. Post a new comment. Follow us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.
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when gauging, how long should one wait to jump to a lower gauge?: flesh_and_metal
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When gauging, how long should one wait to jump to a lower gauge? Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. Post a new comment. Post a new comment. Follow us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. 1999 LiveJournal, Inc.
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Cool!: flesh_and_metal
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Currently 4 in each ear. Black and red celtic knot scorpion, upper right arm; blackwork winged panther, left outer calf. I am considering re-piercing my tongue, and perhaps do my bellybutton.future tats? Too many and not enough money! Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. Post a new comment. Post a new comment. Follow us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.
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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe…: bad_jokes
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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me? Asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with big blue hair.". Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. Your IP address will be recorded. Post a new comment. Post a new comment. Follow us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.
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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't…: bad_jokes
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A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight.". Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and e...
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hi, i'm new, and not work safe: flesh_and_metal
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Hi, i'm new, and not work safe. Location: Melbourne, Florida. Lip x2, ears 5/8th, left tragus (brand new, as of yesterday), septum, nipples. I have many vague ideas about tattoos I'd like to get, but for the most part I am undecided. My next piercing will either be paired lowbrets or another tragus. Include a picture if you wish). Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post.
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if i'm having something done that's free of charge, how much should i…: flesh_and_metal
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If i'm having something done that's free of charge, how much should i tip? Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post. Post a new comment. Post a new comment. Hi, i'm new, and not work safe. Follow us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. 1999 LiveJournal, Inc.
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