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Zero Unlimited: September 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Friday, September 30, 2005. Maintenance came by and asked me if I had two tiny post it notes. It seemed like an innocent request, but when I went into the restroom a few minutes later, I found that they'd put them up on the new soap dispensers. Suggestion Box faux pass.
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Zero Unlimited: November 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Well, I know we've all been talking about shredding the wrong documents, so this is oddly pertinent. Our Executive Director just tried to put his tie through the shredder. While it was still attached to his neck. Proper Use of the Shredder.
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Zero Unlimited: February 2006
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Tuesday, February 28, 2006. The Supernatural Killer Killer. Anyways, that leads to todays invention, which Freeman told me to post here. So here goes:. The Supernatural Killer Killer. So step right up to buy the latest product to keep away killers of every kind. Bu...
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Monocle of Terror: June 2005
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The Amazing Slappy and Centuries of Good Old Fashioned Mayhem. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Fingers Look Like Carrots. My master has no shame. I was forced to perform at a children's party today. The vile creatures were barely tolerable during our act. Afterwards they went insane in a bizarre sugar induced frenzy. Posted by Slappy the Zombie at 7:12 PM. 9 imbeciles annoy Slappy. Wednesday, June 29, 2005. PS Slappy has a knife. Posted by Slappy the Zombie at 11:26 AM. 3 imbeciles annoy Slappy. When I was firs...
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Zero Unlimited: January 2006
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Candy Left in the Office. To whoever is leaving these on our desks:. Posted by Kitty Baxter @ 12:14 PM. 4 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Wednesday, January 25, 2006. And, I still have my job! Your influence during our employee retr...
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Zero Unlimited: August 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Do Not Torment Those With Unfortunate Names. Why torture us as well? I, for one, am sick of it. Posted by Roger Moore @ 12:57 PM. 4 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Saturday, August 27, 2005. Is This A Joke? This is extremely creepy...
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Zero Unlimited: December 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Friday, December 30, 2005. I don't know who thinks this is funny, but I'm tired of having people pulling pranks on me today. Is this some sort of New Years joke? Posted by Tiffany Hilter @ 1:59 PM. 7 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Thursday, December 29, 2005.
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Zero Unlimited: October 2005
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A bulletin board for the employees of Zero Unlimited. No riff raff allowed without prior permission. No wait, I've changed my mind. Absolutely no riff raff. We don't need another incident like last summer's "flaming flying monkey debacle". Friday, October 28, 2005. You Can't Hide From Me. Posted by John, clog hater @ 9:22 AM. 2 ZU employees live in fear of Mr. Freeman. Monday, October 24, 2005. Follow up to memo: If A Poisoning Occurs. Do not taste test the poison to see if it really is poison. This is s...
