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My life in a fishbowl. By Warren Benedetto feed. Too Young To Fail. This weekend, my wife and I found ourselves filled with the Easter spirit — as well as enough marshmallow Peeps to send the average human into a diabetic coma — so we decided to take the kids to an Easter carnival at the local park. Diamonds… rubies… exotic meats and spices… maybe even a Fun Size Snickers. As the start of the hunt drew near, the children began to grow unruly. Desperate parents struggled to restrain their rabid offspr...

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my life in a fishbowl » 2010 » February

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My life in a fishbowl. By Warren Benedetto feed. Hallmark Sucks: Rejected Valentine’s Day Greetings. I recently decided I’d try to make some extra cash by submitting Valentine’s Day greeting card ideas to Hallmark. Unfortunately, they rejected all of them. Rather than have all my hard work go to waste, I decided to post them here instead. Your love gives me diabetes. Let’s make love like we did before the restraining order. I [.]. Posted by Warren Benedetto at 02:16 am. I Punched (Like) A Girl.

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My life in a fishbowl. By Warren Benedetto feed. Dad’s An Ass : An American Girl Story. Last week, my daughter graduated from kindergarten. On her final day of school, she presented us with her “art portfolio,” a folder full of drawings she did over the last year. One of them in particular caught my eye. It was a painting of my daughter and her mom, both holding dolls. Her hand-scrawled caption [.]. Posted by Warren Benedetto at 10:25 am. Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Your Mom? I Punched (Like) A Girl.

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Tongue Thrust: February 2006

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Meals I Have Eaten. Of Jess's Old Blogs. Pockets Stuffed With Notes. Marvelous Prompts (& Responses). Only Words To Play. If I Were to Take 4 Photobooth Moments With You Th. Upon examining a picture of Trotsky. Um, howdy there. I think its going to take a bit. Encrazed (with three exclamation points)! Some days, some days most recently, I just dont k. Re: teaching / learning. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Posted by: bezdomnik / 12:12 PM. 0 licks and bites. Saturday, February 25, 2006. And so forth. I f...

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my life in a fishbowl » I Punched (Like) A Girl

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My life in a fishbowl. By Warren Benedetto feed. I Punched (Like) A Girl. Sometimes I regret not beating our children. Parents have been beating their kids since time immemorial. Your dad beat you, you beat your kid, your kid will beat his kid it’s tradition. Beatings are handed down through generations, like a secret family recipe. Grandma’s apple pie. Mom’s chicken soup. Dad’s back-handed bitch-slap. Some parents have kids specifically so they can beat them. We’re having a baby! Can I beat it? When you...

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Speak Forcefully: November 2004

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Monday, November 29, 2004. It was rare for me to skip recording a class on my laptop and I remember as the term progressed I debated the merits of bothering with the hassle. Today - I feel really, really, really smart for making digital recordings of my classes. Using Audacity. I can double or even triple the playback speed of past classes enabling me to quickly skim through the recordings for clues as to what the Prof was emphasizing. Posted by majqa @ 4:57 PM. Ashcroft and Bacon Sing The Gospel Blues.

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i2: Infective Invective: March 2007

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Sardonic sociological satire and similitude. Wednesday, March 28, 2007. Unlimited eMail . with IMAP. Ummm, yeah, that would be YAHOO MAIL. Ladies and gentlemen, not. Posted by ftw at 10:34 PM. Monday, March 05, 2007. Videotape shows men giving pot to kids - USATODAY.com. Yeah, "men" who are 17 and 18 years old. Yes Harmful to infants? Posted by ftw at 11:29 PM. Friday, March 02, 2007. The Parable of God's Giant Shovel. Watch the video at godlessAmerican.org. Posted by ftw at 8:40 PM. Brought to you by:.

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i2: Infective Invective: February 2007

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Sardonic sociological satire and similitude. Monday, February 26, 2007. Discovery Channel : The Lost Tomb of Jesus. Discovery Channel : Beyond. Posted by ftw at 10:55 PM. Wednesday, February 21, 2007. Mind Control 101- Influence with the Power of a Cult Leader! Mind Control 101- Influence with the Power of a Cult Leader! Also from JK Ellis, the Lulu.com self-published " Perfected Mind Control - The Unauthorized Black Book of Hypnotic Mind Control. Posted by ftw at 9:08 PM. Thursday, February 15, 2007.