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Headline Limericks: June 2012
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Retelling Today's News In Anapestic Meter. Monday, June 25, 2012. Obama to Eurozone: Get Your Debt Under Control. He tells Europe to shore up their debt? That's the cockiest thing he's said yet! Let's give thought and ligation. To our own situation,. Lest the plank in our eye we forget. Obama tells Europe to watch spending, Germany finds it ironic. Posted by Jason Talbott. Friday, June 22, 2012. Ultimate in Tackiness: Obama WantsYour Wedding Presents. An event coming up, like a wedding? The news these da...
Headline Limericks: February 2012
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Retelling Today's News In Anapestic Meter. Monday, February 27, 2012. Chancellor Merkel Has Five Beers At A Party. Ms Merkel was gracious and dear. When the waiter "delivered" her beer. The serving tray slipped. And and its contents were dripped. Down her back soaking clear to her rear. Expecting to be drawn and quartered. For spilling five glasses of portered,. The waiter's heart sped. Until Angela said,. This isn't the drink that I ordered.". Waiter says, "Oopsie.did I do thaaaaat? Gas prices are steep.
Headline Limericks: March 2012
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Retelling Today's News In Anapestic Meter. Thursday, March 29, 2012. Man Survives Cougar Attack - Saved By A Bear! Robert Biggs, who was out for a walk,. Saw some bears so he stopped there to gawk. A cat pounced from behind! Mama Bear, being kind,. Smacked the lion, while Biggs watched in shock! Man lucky to escape with only bruises and scratches. Lions and hikers and bears, oh my! Posted by Jason Talbott. Tuesday, March 27, 2012. Jane Fonda Miscast as Nancy Reagan. Hanoi Jane is low rent, like a stripper.
Headline Limericks: July 2012
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Retelling Today's News In Anapestic Meter. Tuesday, July 31, 2012. Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars. Mr Harris will face a long trial. His Snickers made nobody smile. Smuggling meth to Japan? Something tells me this man. Is not going anywhere for awhile. Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere.". Posted by Jason Talbott. Monday, July 30, 2012. Obama Flip Flops Stance On Negative Ads. I will not run on negative ads,".
Headline Limericks: Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars
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Retelling Today's News In Anapestic Meter. Tuesday, July 31, 2012. Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars. Mr Harris will face a long trial. His Snickers made nobody smile. Smuggling meth to Japan? Something tells me this man. Is not going anywhere for awhile. Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere.". Posted by Jason Talbott. August 3, 2012 at 5:08 PM. Yes Not much ecstasy for him either! Should I mention Rocky Road? OEDIL...
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Sub Par Poetry: A Lurker In The Men's Room
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Tuesday, April 24, 2012. A Lurker In The Men's Room. As I was sitting on the pot. I felt a pair of eyes;. I took a glance out through the slot. And much to my surprise,. There was a patch of blue out there. I'd never seen before. I couldn't make out head or hair. Or shoes upon the floor,. But I could see (about chest high). What seemed to be a shirt. There's someone waiting just outside. Which served to disconcert! I had to laugh.
Sub Par Poetry: November 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Wednesday, November 23, 2011. I submitted a few Tom Swifty limerick definitions at the OEDILF. Since the acci'ent, Tom has felt blessed,. And his 'octors have all been impressed. Though his Ds are unsung,. He still speaks (with no tongue). No big 'eal," Tom demissly. In a zeppelin race overseas,. The French team veered left from a breeze. I've got this one bagged,". I beat left-leaning Frenchies with ease.". Posted by Jason Talbott.
Sub Par Poetry: Tailgaters
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Friday, June 1, 2012. The Washington Post Invitational ran a contest. Where entrants had to use a line from a well known poem then add their own rhyming line to follow it. The results of the contest. Were posted today and, as usual, there were tons of hilarious entries. The one that tickled me the most was this one, by Brian Allgar, using a William Shakespeare line:. Who will believe my verse, in time to come, (Shakespeare). Is wond'ring...
Sub Par Poetry: February 2012
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, February 27, 2012. A Chicken Avoids Its Demise. Posted this on a forum thread called The Chicken's Demise. We can't harvest the crops, it's too cold out,. So let's butcher the poultry, but hold out. The little red hen,. Put her back in the pen. Cuz I heard that there bird can poop gold out. Posted by Jason Talbott. Tuesday, February 21, 2012. Prolific Day Writing Definitions for OEDILF. I desponsate the lovely Miss Betty. Star Wa...
Sub Par Poetry: John Kerry's Accident
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Mr Kerry was lacing his skates. In the midst of a game with his mates. Flip-flopping, he cried,. I shall leave them untied! Then he tripped. Sir, your ambulance awaits. The Real Story at CBS Boston. Posted by Jason Talbott. January 28, 2012 at 11:03 PM. I couldnt believe how awful Kerry looked at the State of the Union speech. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My limerick got an honorable mention in th.
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Saturday, January 21, 2012. My limerick got an honorable mention in the weekly contest at Mad Kane's Humor Blog. http:/ www.madkane.com/humor blog/2012/01/22/limerick-of-the-week-45/. Posted by Jason Talbott. January 22, 2012 at 11:12 PM. I just stopped by to congratulate you for your Honorable Mention in last weeks Limerick-Off. But I see you beat me to the punch. :). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Really Really Sup Par Writing.
Sub Par Poetry: July 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Thursday, July 28, 2011. An Ode to Baggy Pants. One of the projects I'm involved in is an online dictionary in which every definition is given in the form of a limerick. Authors can draw random words from a list of words that need to be defined and today I got the word "cullyism" which Dictionary.com defines as the state of being a cully. I had to look up "cully" which means a fool. Define cullyism: Being a fool. I wear big baggy pants.
Sub Par Poetry: June 2012
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Friday, June 1, 2012. The Washington Post Invitational ran a contest. Where entrants had to use a line from a well known poem then add their own rhyming line to follow it. The results of the contest. Were posted today and, as usual, there were tons of hilarious entries. The one that tickled me the most was this one, by Brian Allgar, using a William Shakespeare line:. Who will believe my verse, in time to come, (Shakespeare). Is wond'ring...
Sub Par Poetry: August 2014
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, August 11, 2014. The rap was sorta like poetry and the whole thing is definitely sub-par so here it goes on the blog. You can listen to it on my SoundCloud account or download it. Here's a link: https:/ soundcloud.com/jason-talbott-1/spidey-senses-a-tingling. If you decide to click the link, I apologize in advance. Posted by Jason Talbott. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You Might Also Like:. Star Wars Retold. In Limericks.
Sub Par Poetry: October 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, October 10, 2011. Another limerick about cysts, this one defining another form of the word: cystis. My sister once asked, "What's a cyst? So I gave her the general gist:. An old word for this blister. Like your face." Then my nose met her fist. Posted by Jason Talbott. Wednesday, October 5, 2011. I entered this one in a contest where the subject was "Eraser". In arithmetic, he wasn't strong. This math quiz was taking so long.
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A look at leadership in journalism. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site. NPR’s quest to expand their digital platform. December 17, 2013. Refuge: The Washington Post’s recent coverage of Syria. December 17, 2013. This was one crazy honeymoon. December 7, 2013. I generally am a proponent of the internet, however I can’t help but wonder if the internet may be to blame for this situation? Http:/ www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/07/police-married-couple-killed-man/3902111/. Ken Su...
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Retelling Today's News In Anapestic Meter. Tuesday, July 31, 2012. Long Beach Man Caught Smuggling Meth Disguised As Snickers Bars. Mr Harris will face a long trial. His Snickers made nobody smile. Smuggling meth to Japan? Something tells me this man. Is not going anywhere for awhile. Best line from the article: "There was no tasty nougat, caramel, or peanuts to be found anywhere.". Posted by Jason Talbott. Monday, July 30, 2012. Obama Flip Flops Stance On Negative Ads. I will not run on negative ads,".
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