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mad street cred: Seeking Mr. Right-there-jumping-out-of-that-plane
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Sunday, January 6, 2013. Seeking Mr. Right-there-jumping-out-of-that-plane. There's no end to what I could write about my experiences on Match.com, and I've only been on the site for a week. (My favorite is probably the guy whose opening line was, "Hey baby u r cute n sexy, come cuddle w me by my fireplace." Sounds great, what's the address? But there is one issue in particular I'd like to take up. And they work out 5 times a week. And with what money?
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mad street cred: No mom, our house is NOT Grand Central Station
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Tuesday, February 1, 2011. No mom, our house is NOT Grand Central Station. Of course that also meant people frequently showed up at my door and called on the phone. By about the second phone call/doorbell ring in, my mother would start saying:. What is this, Grand Central Station? And somehow, this phrase took on a life of its own. "What is this, Grand Central Station? Playing slip-and-slide and tracking in a few blades of grass? A person who sells pins.
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mad street cred: My Netflix Nemesis
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Friday, March 25, 2011. I'll say it: I think my Netflix account has been taken over by a ruthless, vengeful android. I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. I think to myself. What an idiot. Netflix wastes no time in using my moment of weakness against me. My account fills before my eyes with only the most depressing, horrific movies. Romantic comedy? Ha "Our best guess for Lisa: 2/5 stars based on your previous ratings," Netflix taunts. Comedy?
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mad street cred: Resolve
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Monday, January 3, 2011. I'll say it. I hate New Year's Resolutions. Mostly because, let's be honest, I either forget about them after about a month (.a week) or am just such a complete failure at them that it just destroys my already tenuous self-esteem. And so I submit to you my New Year's Anti-Resolutions:. 2 Cancel gym membership. Why even pretend, you know? Zero) Not this year baby. Bring on the cheesecake. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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mad street cred: Going Postal
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Wednesday, April 28, 2010. Instead of posting a quote or video, I'm going to tell you all a little story. Try to contain your excitement, guys! My friend Amanda and I recently planned a trip to Niagara Falls at the end of June. She's never been there, and it may or may not be one of the world wonders (have you ever tried to look those up online? It can't be that hard to get a new passport, right? Of course I get to the store, make a copy of the front, ...
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mad street cred: No good deed...
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Wednesday, December 22, 2010. I went to the store like a good little human and bought some new floss and some better mouthwash. I didn't know they made Crest Pro-Health with FLUORIDE! And it's purple. It's like a Christmas miracle! Score For the last several days I've been diligently mouthwashing away, what's another minute if it means no cavities or gingivitis, right? It's Christmas, and Jesus loves fluoride! I'm free at last! Stupid Amy Grant.) I...
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mad street cred: Really REALLY organic raspberries (hey, I found all the bees!)
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Wednesday, June 15, 2011. Really REALLY organic raspberries (hey, I found all the bees! I try to be a good, responsible human being. Some examples: I recycle. I support local and used book stores. I try to buy my fruit at a farmer's market, but when I do go to a grocery store, I always pick out the organic fruit. It's this last point I'd like to discuss. 3) Bugs of any kind. Every Damn. Time. But why is there ALWAYS a bee? I'm not even kidding you, in ...
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mad street cred: Tough old broad
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Monday, January 10, 2011. My mom noticed me starting to get sniffly (is that a word? On the phone last night about being single and having soon-to-be-dried-up ovaries. She asked me if I've been reading articles online again. (Yep. How'd she know? Psychic mothers.) And she said something that actually made me feel so much better. She reminded me that my grandparents got married at age 30. After that, the sixth one when they were just turning 40. Really ...
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mad street cred: One thing to avoid on a first date
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Monday, January 24, 2011. One thing to avoid on a first date. While we're on the subject of dating. It reminded me that I wanted to give you guys a tip for something not to do on a first date. (And don't worry, this isn't another anti-texting diatribe. Okay, so here's the tip I wanted to pass along:. On a first date, do not mention date rape or roofies. Now, this might be a funny joke that's exchanged between friends, and that's one thing. I have s...
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mad street cred: Textin' Bout My Generation
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Who has it, who needs it, and how to get more of it. Monday, August 9, 2010. Textin' Bout My Generation. Yoohoo, remember me? Yeah, over here. Hey, you! Yeah, look over here! See the person physically sitting across from you? Unless that's a text to ME (ha ha, aren't you clever, texting me sitting across from me! Please put the phone away. I still don't know what his phone looks like. He literally hasn't looked at it once in my presence. Do you know how refreshing that is? I don't understand these Gen-Ye...
