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Thursday, March 24, 2005 :. Oh Now I'm Light Headed. :. I was just reading messages on a message board and one thing caught my eye. I really hope you are sitting down. According to someone on this message board. Christopher Columbus is a character in Winnie the Pooh. Now go take your Tylenol and stop wondering what's going to happen to the future of this world. Happy place happy place happy place. WolfBard : 23:45 [. My photography (some are for sale) [. Original Dumbass Files, complete with many.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 :. Tip Your Courier :. I dropped off a change order to a store yesterday. When we do this, they are suppossed to give me money in exchange for it, which goes to the bank. Simple. So this guy hands me $140 as payment. No bag, no envelope, nothing to sign. Just $140 in cash. I was a good girl. I just looked at him, didn't touch the money, and said, "What's that? So I guess the nekkid cash shouldn't have been a surprise. WolfBard : 23:45 [. My photography (some are for sale) [.
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Tuesday, June 08, 2004 :. The Idiot Parade :. Almost shot three people because it was like the fucking Idiot Parade behind our truck. Three people who should not breed, and I am serious about this. We're in the big truck:. We're working on an ATM that has a roof and a lane so it is semi-indoors, but not. You probably don't get that, but sorry. Anyway, as I have stated 80 billion times before, the big truck does not fit under the roof or down these specific lanes. It's obvious. Fine, the longer you sit, t...
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Friday, April 30, 2004 :. So there I am out on my route when I had the run in from hell with a Diebold guy. And, wonder of wonders, it was at the moron magnet! I'm in the back stuffing canisters at top speed when I catch a glance of a car pulling up in the monitor. I can't see the whole car, only a small piece, so I wasn't sure what was going down. He sat for a long while with no indication of his intent. Then he flies backwards out the door yelling, "NO! WolfBard : 23:09 [. My photography (some are for ...
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Wednesday, December 22, 2004 :. Things That Make you go "Hmmm." :. Note: L is a rival company. I know you can guess who. LOL! Oh lord, did I have a lovely time trying to clarify things with a customer this afternoon. We finally managed to not only find the "store" but we were actually now allowed by the security to get near it. And I talked to a real, live human being. This is the first time anyone in my company has accomplished this with this particular customer. You're the L girl. No, *my company name*.
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Wednesday, April 07, 2004 :. For Every 10,000 Dumbasses, You get 1 Wonderful Customer :. This isn't really a dumbass entry. Oh, they're in there! But for once, here's a story of what life is like when you get a customer who is beyond nice. Yes, my car got to play make believe this evening. It got to pretend it was an armored truck. Let's all hope that game doesn't get repeated any time soon! And it was better than Greenville, which is what Randy got. And he lives an hour away from base as it is. I pull u...
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Monday, June 14, 2004 :. The Bathroom Gremlin :. I really, really. Hate people like this. And if there hadn't been small children present, I would have force fed her a piece of my mind. I decided to hold my tongue, seeing as I can't usually do this without using some very colorful language and hand gestures. So I'm in the bathroom at Michael's today. Lunch came and went pretty fast, what can I say. But I needed a few minutes. It's not going to spoil a meal several hours away. Or any. Badly, why not use t...
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Friday, April 02, 2004 :. I got to work on the new Optiva that replaced the Moron Magnet. I was right, btw.the morons are still coming. Although today they didn't seem to come in as high a quantity (we average about 8 a day there, although not all are note worthy). Which I guess is good. But my stories are lacking now. LOL! And I had to retire my sign.BOA has requested no tape be put on the new Optivas. He didn't. Mainly because I yelled back my own response. "Alright, sir, come on back. I ha...He was ac...
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Thursday, December 30, 2004 :. I've noticed things while in stores that make me feel rather nice about myself. Posted memos. Silly, I know. But they bring me joy. Anything written by various higher ups in all these places will really do it for me. Because I enjoy the bad spelling. Now, I'll be the first to admit. My spelling is horrible. But next to these people.shit. The one store's "tax emempt" file. The letter to the "chef of police" that needed to be signed by all employees. WolfBard : 21:59 [. Tatto...
