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The Cheesepaper: August 2012
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Friday, August 31, 2012. Thursday, August 30, 2012. Don't try on underwear at Wal Mart. Know your size before you walk in to the store. It's against store policy to try underwear on in Wal Mart anyways but you can never be too careful. You're not supposed to buy individual boxers, anyways. If you must, do not wear them until they've been washed. This is a good rule for everything but especially for Wal Mart, individually hanging, non-plastic sealed boxers. Go for underwear that comes three in a pack, is ...
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The Cheesepaper: Bookstore
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The Cheesepaper: December 2012
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Thursday, December 20, 2012. The NRA, the 1st Amendment, and the 2nd Amendment. I'm not one of those people who doesn't acknowledge that the 2nd Amendment exists. It does, we live with it. The right to bear arms isn't a free-for-all, though. I can't get anti-aircraft weapons. That's good. I can't get a bazooka. I can't get a tank. These are all reasonable restrictions. I get carded. In fact, I get carded more for purchasing a video game than I do for buying alcohol. Why is that? Responsible gun ownership...
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The Cheesepaper: Instant replay in baseball
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Friday, August 16, 2013. Instant replay in baseball. This morning, it happened. I nearly fell off the shitter when I read that the MLB is instituting instant replay starting in 2014. I was relieving myself of a night's worth of solids reading the news on my phone and I almost fell off. Swear to God. I'll tell you what. Referees staring at goddamn instant replay screens trying to decide what the perfect call is. Baseball is already a slow game. Why slow it down with getting every call just perfect? Instan...
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The Cheesepaper: Longbrief Vacation from the Cheese. I'm back.
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Thursday, April 11, 2013. Longbrief Vacation from the Cheese. I'm back. It's been a long time since I've posted. Last time I posted I wrote about a cop-family killer and now he's dead. I've been hard at work on a new project called The Slagdrop. If you click that name, it'll take you to our site. Why are we doing this? All of this can be done by sharing our page and encouraging people to donate. To make things really easy, here are individual links to every story published so far:. BANGFACE and the GLORY...
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The Cheesepaper: January 2013
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013. The worst part of Rick Perry's State of the State Address. Granted, particularly is a particularly hard word to say clearly. It's much harder than nuclear. Rick Perry says particularly like his tongue had just spent five hours licking cocaine out of a coyote's asshole. He said something about the rainy day fund and using funds to fix Texas' water situation. That was good. He said something about education funding. Wednesday, January 23, 2013. Really, who cares? He's not kissi...
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The Cheesepaper: New Yorker Caption Contest
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Wednesday, February 6, 2013. New Yorker Caption Contest. I demand to be looked at. He complained that I cut off his sideburns so I straight up killed him. Labels: New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). BANGFACE and the GLORYHOLE. New Yorker Caption Contest. North Koreas karaoke video from Hell. Whats wrong with Burger King horse meat? Mr Hara-San's Magical World of Help Time Deluxe Edition. Circuit of the Americas. New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.
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The Cheesepaper: Christopher Dorner
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Sunday, February 10, 2013. I've sat back and watched people comment on this story for about a week now but I do feel it's time to say something as it hits close to home. I grew up in the same town that Christopher Dorner is from. Chris Dorner is no hero. He's a cold-blooded murderer. The world owes Dorner nothing. If his cause were righteous, there would be no innocent blood spilled. He could have pursued legal means, he could have pursued media attention, instead he chose violence. I suspect these are p...
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The Cheesepaper: September 2012
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Thursday, September 27, 2012. Howdy, y'all. This here post is to inform you that the wonderful folk down at Out of the Gutter Online. Posted my goddamn story, "Two Cowboys Settle a Dispute.". Click the title or here. Or here, or here, or here to read it. It's a tale of mystery and intrigue, temptation and murder, donkeys and jack asses. You'll dig it. There is sadness in my eyes. Wednesday, September 19, 2012. Taking Mitt out of Context. When he clearly stated he doesn't care about half of America. 2 He ...
