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Secret Internets: No bottoms
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Monday, April 7, 2008. From the usual no bottoms situation was the fact that she was eating a yogurt cup. Yep, just standing there, eating a yogurt cup with no bottoms. She had enough time to pull out her track jacket, put it on, zip it up, and pull out a cup of yogurt. I don't think I can go back there tomorrow. Is this another one of your stories where you are actually the character being described? Cuz' it reminds me of one 80s night in Bellingham. April 8, 2008 at 5:26 AM. April 10, 2008 at 1:22 PM.
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Secret Internets: 1837
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008. Emember when this is the City of Chicago Seal? Way to go Chicago for thinking of all of my favorite things and placing them in one quintessential. Icon of my dreams and aspirations. The only things that could possibly be an improvement would be a dinosaur and/or eagle. Chicago, there's always room to improve. A baby in a shell is one of your aspirations? May 8, 2008 at 5:38 AM. My tattoo aspiration-why are you asking questions? May 8, 2008 at 10:23 PM. Not So Secret Internets.
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Secret Internets: A surprise treat awaits you
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Thursday, May 1, 2008. A surprise treat awaits you. O celebrate our final remaining days with our current employer, my tiny colleague and I decided that we would give in to temptation and visit the Panda Express. We had been resisting for a year and a half and we thought that it was time to treat ourselves. However, as was to be expected, there were so many regrets:. 1 Minute [after ordering]: feelings of excitement, delusions of grandeur, immortality. 30 Minutes: serious regret. Bodes well for me.
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Secret Internets: To the sweat drop down my balls
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Saturday, May 31, 2008. To the sweat drop down my balls. And if that ain't enough, I bring you this:. Now I feel a fear so deep inside that I must fight thiswith everything I have. Holy shit. Simone de Beauvoir was totally hot. Push it to the limit gurrrlll. June 2, 2008 at 5:37 PM. Crazy bird lady better than crazy cat lady. smell better. June 4, 2008 at 7:57 PM. Does this make you feel better? Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? July 22, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Simone de Beauvoir was totally hot: The truth
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Simone de Beauvoir was totally hot. Thursday, April 10, 2008. In the meantime I'll have the opportunity to keep a skeptical eyeball on the secret Internet blogspot jokes. In conclusion, be inspired: Alexander McQueen, Spring 2008 Ready to Wear. Go forth my friends, and be fearless. Simone de Beauvoir was totally hot. Some people talk in their sleep. Design is a lot of work. I am too lazy for most design. If i didn't lay in bed and watch so much roseanne. April 11, 2008 at 6:12 AM. Big Buck Hunter Pro.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: Your Head is Full of Dreams
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Friday, February 6, 2009. Your Head is Full of Dreams. So I have this friend. Whose brain is The Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds. We have been known to TiVO dog shows and we may or may not have attended a dog show together. For real, in actual life. Friend, what is the name of the dog breed whose eyeballs are the same height as its mouth? They are earth's grumpiest mammal? They look like this.". Oh, you mean a Brussels Griffon. Savor your victory BG. The poodles will not forget you. Subscribe in a reader.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: Body Massage
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Sunday, February 15, 2009. Would it be possible for me to send you some information about our extra-curricular programs that provide training to children who are interested in massaging dogs? We're a member of the International Association of Animal Massage and Bodywork. The PetMassage for Kids™ program teaches children the basic hands-on skills of canine massage. They learn the basic handling, touching, holding, stroking. Please send me more information immediately.". February 16, 2009 at 8:59 AM.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. Winning Over the All-Important Methuselah Demographic. Good news, America! It's time for the veepstakes. I was watching CNN the other day and the anchors were debating the merits of potential Vice Presidential candidates for McCain. One anchor observed, "He should pick someone young to balance out the ticket.". Oh, so he shouldn't. As his running mate? He should pick Baby New Year," said my companion. But it's the perfect bait and switch,". McCain/Baby New Year in '08! It also remin...
