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Recursive Bee: Colophon
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Note: Everyone here is aware that it is lame to call this a "colophon". Is a blog written by Patrick Mortensen who lived in Brooklyn for a long time but now lives in Chicago because Real Estate. For feedback/book deals, he can be reached at pmortensen[at]gmail[dot com]. Or, if you're feeling terse, @mrbikferd. Patrick Mortensen loves all of his children the same, but he probably would say he loves these more than the others if in like a Sophie's Choice / only-one-dessert-off-the- prix-fixe. Unless noted ...
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Recursive Bee: I mispronounced “consortium” in front of a consortium
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Friday, January 31, 2014. I mispronounced “consortium” in front of a consortium. I said it like “consort-ee-um” and the consortium rolled its eyes. I knew I had messed up, but how often do you get to talk to a consortium, so I kind of felt like “It’s an honor just to be nominated.”. I was over by the table with the crudités and the consortium was going over to a different area where some people were smoking. It bugged me for a while, to be honest! 8221; and I was like, oh, whoops. My phone was at like 2%...
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Recursive Bee: November 2013
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013. This is a thing I wrote. About cake vs. pie, and people coming over to my house, and my dad. I should have called it These Indomitable Internet Friends Met Up To Decide Whether Cake Or Pie Was Better. But What They Discovered Changed Their Lives Forever. But instead I called it "A Corroborating Opinion" because it agreed with the prior day's post about the same meet-up; so anyway, this is it. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Secret Love's No Secret Anymore. Season 2 of Going D...
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Recursive Bee: September 2012
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012. I think of a book I bought a long time ago that I thought was funny, and then I type about it and then I ask Splitsider if they want to publish what I just typed and three times now they've said "Sure.". Anyway, this is the latest one. A writeup on a high school year book parody that National Lampoon. Put out in 1974 (but about a high school in 1964). PLEASE TRY TO KEEP UP. I hope you enjoy this walk down yesterday's main street with me. High school yearbook parody. Daily Mon...
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Recursive Bee: January 2012
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Friday, January 06, 2012. It's All in Books! If you like looking at things, here is something I wrote about a Late Night with David Letterman. Inside the Almost 100% Successful 1985 Late Night with David Letterman Book. I am as shocked as you to see it contains a short "interview" with Merrill Markoe and less shocked that it has a reference meant only for Voyagers! By the way, you look really pretty today! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Secret Love's No Secret Anymore. If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger,.
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Recursive Bee: It's All in Books!
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Friday, January 06, 2012. It's All in Books! If you like looking at things, here is something I wrote about a Late Night with David Letterman. Inside the Almost 100% Successful 1985 Late Night with David Letterman Book. I am as shocked as you to see it contains a short "interview" with Merrill Markoe and less shocked that it has a reference meant only for Voyagers! By the way, you look really pretty today! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Secret Love's No Secret Anymore. Daily Monster at 344 Design.
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Recursive Bee: This is a thing I wrote
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013. This is a thing I wrote. About cake vs. pie, and people coming over to my house, and my dad. I should have called it These Indomitable Internet Friends Met Up To Decide Whether Cake Or Pie Was Better. But What They Discovered Changed Their Lives Forever. But instead I called it "A Corroborating Opinion" because it agreed with the prior day's post about the same meet-up; so anyway, this is it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Secret Love's No Secret Anymore. Season 2 of...
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Hola Guatemala: May 2011
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Monday, May 30, 2011. Here's how it went down. Stefan the Austrian and I caught a shuttle to Quetzaltenango (Xela for short) Friday afternoon. When we arrived in Xela, we went directly to QuetzalTrekkers, which is headquartered in this really skeevy hostel . I mean this place was rough even by hostel standards. In the hostel corridor. Back at QuetzalTrekkers, we loaded up with tents and food then took a 10 minute pick-up ride to catch a chicken bus to San Marcos. The restaurant we ate breakfast at in...
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Recursive Bee: Periodically
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012. I think of a book I bought a long time ago that I thought was funny, and then I type about it and then I ask Splitsider if they want to publish what I just typed and three times now they've said "Sure.". Anyway, this is the latest one. A writeup on a high school year book parody that National Lampoon. Put out in 1974 (but about a high school in 1964). PLEASE TRY TO KEEP UP. I hope you enjoy this walk down yesterday's main street with me. High school yearbook parody. Daily Mon...
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Recursive Bee: The Year's Best Book
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Monday, December 19, 2011. The Year's Best Book. SO: I waited for another indie band to act out a sitcom. For a while and it didn't look like it was going to happen, so instead here is a write-up I did on a book edited by Anne Beatts and John Head. About the first two seasons of Saturday Night Live on Splitsider. IT IS DEFINITELY WORTH SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 98 CENTS AND $82.78. Everyone who reads this write-up gets five dollars! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Secret Love's No Secret Anymore. Season 2...