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Blissed Connections | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. March 9, 2008. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. In a brief moment of revelation this morning, I discovered that one of my boobs is slightly bigger than the other. Now I’m not talking about a freakish distinction that might earn me a permanent exhibit at the. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. Museum, but given the number of times lately that my goodies have been out on display, you’d think I might have noticed something. Whoops, did I just say that? I wrote a little ad with distinc...
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BittenChickpeas (A Lust Story) | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. BittenChickpeas (A Lust Story). February 11, 2008. Posted by BittenChick in Domestic Goddess. Yesterday eve, upon saucily sucking a certain creamy substance from my fingertips, I made what I found to be a most noteworthy discovery:. Hummus may just be the sexiest food. What, you were expecting a different revelation? Ahhh, hummus. Ground up chickpeas, sesame paste with a bitter/bland bite, and ungodly amounts of roasted garlic. What’s not to love? Where would I begin? I thought with a...
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Once Bitten | Dating in the Garden of Hedon! | Page 2
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Cast O’ Characters. November 11, 2007. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. This has been one crazy mamajama of a week. I met a fantastic new eHarmony guy, which aided and abetted in Dwandy’s pecking order tumble (oh, he helped too! Rico got his “benefits” and Don Juan got me drunk. Ozzy and I had The Talk … Again. Oh, and Spader texted me this gem: “what would u say if i said i wanted to kiss ur breasts? But every time I go bowling, the song “Score Tonight” from. We’re gonna rock, we’re gonna roll.
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October | 2007 | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. October 31, 2007. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. Hope all of you guys and ghouls out there had a frighteningly fabulous Halloween! 8230; And with that, I am fresh out of holiday-themed references. A for effort? So last night with Ozzy was sweetly awkward — kind of that in-between place where it’s a slight bit uncomfortable but in a charming way. By the end of the first. Ozzy is … Ozzy? Note to self: Writing believable male dialog, probably not a strong point. Ha! 8220;I’m ...
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Penal Code | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. February 10, 2008. Posted by BittenChick in Randomocity. I officially have the cockiest friends ever … Pun intended. ;-). Mac’s first offering was a marvel of modern technology and ingenuity, as well as just plain fucked-up and hilarious! It consisted of four pictures taken with his ubiquitous iPhone in the following order:. 8211; Naked with his lower half fully draped in a towel. 8211; Towel slightly undone. 8211; Towel just barely hanging on by a thread …. With their black and white...
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The Tao Of Hasselhoff | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. The Tao Of Hasselhoff. February 7, 2008. Posted by BittenChick in Randomocity. There are some slices of life that bring a grin to your face every time you remember them. A conversation I had with Ozzy a while back is definitely one of those. This was probably late November, in one of our several “just friends” phases, and he was trying to figure out what it was that often led to troubles in his relationships. A few stunned moments of silence followed, as the swell of the. Now while th...
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March | 2008 | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. March 9, 2008. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. In a brief moment of revelation this morning, I discovered that one of my boobs is slightly bigger than the other. Now I’m not talking about a freakish distinction that might earn me a permanent exhibit at the. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. Museum, but given the number of times lately that my goodies have been out on display, you’d think I might have noticed something. Whoops, did I just say that? I wrote a little ad with distinc...
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September | 2007 | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. The Artist Formerly Known As) Bitter Chick. September 30, 2007. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. So we sat there in the inky darkness at a local park, and he asked me what I was thinking about — a question he asks far too often, one of his less endearing traits (mystery is a. To visit, it made for a frustrating and disappointing arrival. I’m in your hands, Dr. W … Whatcha gonna send my way. September 29, 2007. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. Boring, uninteresting,.
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2008 BC | Once Bitten
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Cast O’ Characters. February 5, 2008. Posted by BittenChick in Dating n' Mating. 8220;Back once again for the renegade master! Riiiiight. ;-). Before we begin this edition of “where in bloody hell has BC been? 8221;, I’d like to wish everyone a happy new year, a month overdue! With me. Code Red! After about a week of not being in touch, I called Ozzy and he says he’s “facing reality” and moving on. I commence crossing my fingers … And then last night Dwandy takes me out for Th...Now let me backtrack a li...