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Monday, August 16, 2004. You may remember this movie. From 1983. Well, it is no longer a movie about a helicopter. Instead, it is my new website. It is blue. It declares that:. Top-notch appellate advocacy is an art and science unto itself, requiring a set of skills that few lawyers possess. Curiously, I don't know why whenever I type "Top-notch appellate advocacy," a picture of this guy. Pops up. If any of you know why this happens, please email me. Posted at 12:00 AM. Another site by me. A story by me.
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Thursday, September 30, 2004. There is something wrong with my email. For some reason, I did not get the email. From the Top-Notch Appellate litigators. Who condemned the nameless former law clerks at the Supreme Court. Who allegedly whined to Vanity Fair about Bush v. Gore. Like many of the signatories, I was not a member of the elect. But I am a member of the Federalist Society. I do my best to find out everything I can about the judges I either argue before. Posted at 9:28 PM. Please give me money.
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Wednesday, June 30, 2004. Where have I been? Kidnapped and taken to Mexico. Of course. My kidnappers were accompanied by a non-lawyer reporter. Read about it here. Posted at 4:16 PM. Monday, June 28, 2004. The Supreme Court of the United States. Has issued several decisions today. I am pleased to report that my predictions. Posted at 10:00 AM. Saturday, June 26, 2004. The Supreme Court of the United States. Is slated to issue seven more significant decisions, which you can read about here. Congratulates ...
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Thursday, October 06, 2005. I won't sell myself to AOL! As I note here. I will not sell myself to AOL. Of course, that's only because I already sold myself to Legal Affairs. Posted at 4:53 PM. The Web's fourth blog devoted to me, Howard Bashman. Another site by me. People rave about me. A story about me. A story by me.
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Monday, January 30, 2006. 20 Questions for the Low-paid Attorney. As I note here. I will interview a lawyer who received $1.50 in attorney's fees. Does anyone have any suggestions of questions for the attorney, other than, of course, whether he agrees the Ninth Circuit should be split, what he thinks about citation to nonpublished opinions, who his favorite judge is, living or dead, and whether there are any good places to eat in the 10th Circuit. Posted at 9:20 AM. Monday, January 09, 2006. A story by me.
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Monday, January 30, 2006. 20 Questions for the Low-paid Attorney. As I note here. I will interview a lawyer who received $1.50 in attorney's fees. Does anyone have any suggestions of questions for the attorney, other than, of course, whether he agrees the Ninth Circuit should be split, what he thinks about citation to nonpublished opinions, who his favorite judge is, living or dead, and whether there are any good places to eat in the 10th Circuit. Posted at 9:20 AM. Another site by me. A story about me.
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Monday, October 31, 2005. Sam Alito is my Friend! Oh how I am proven right again and again. As I note here. Circuit Judge Samuel Alito is my friend. I would also like to tell you that my wife knows Sam Alito. And he's her friend too! I have written extensively. About Judge Alito, and by that I mean I have mentioned him at least a couple of times. In fact, he sits on the appellate court where I practice. And that I write about. And I may or may not talk about him. Tomorrow on a local radio station!
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Monday, August 14, 2006. It has been a while since I posted, but I just could not resist promoting my blockbuster preview. Posted at 11:31 AM. The Web's fourth blog devoted to me, Howard Bashman. Another site by me. People rave about me. A story about me. A story by me.
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Tuesday, January 04, 2005. A reader emails to say. I have voted for you one million times! You are truly the most bestest legal thinker on earth, and I hereby condemn Legal Affairs for even doubting that you are not the best. In the future, all further awards analysis in the field of excellence should go to you. A Dean of a Very Important Law School which is highly ranked by Legal Affairs. Posted at 1:31 PM. Monday, January 03, 2005. Rehnquist violates federal law! But likely upwards of $405.00.
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Friday, January 06, 2006. If all goes as planned. I will wet my pants about Sammy A! Posted at 6:34 PM. The Web's fourth blog devoted to me, Howard Bashman. Another site by me. People rave about me. A story about me. A story by me.
