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Talk of the dog: "Oh, the humanity"
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Wednesday, May 6, 2009. Oh, the humanity". I'm emotionally and mentally traumatized! If not for the foul images that have seared themselves into my brain - I'd be pleading for someone to press hot coals into my eyes! I gasped in shear horror as this despicable sight started attacking my corneas - the owner - wearing only a pair of checkered XL boxer shorts - running on the treadmill! May 6, 2009 at 2:10 PM.
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Talk of the dog: Some Great Escape...
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Monday, March 14, 2011. Keep digging you little twit! I yelled at that little abomination of a Shih Tzu while pushing him forward. "You're smashing me. and I'm tired! You don't have time to be tired! I exclaimed wiping the dirt from my forhead, "Besides, don't you want to see all those bouncy balls of the other side? Now I sit dejected again in my dog hole - plans of freedom again squashed. The abomination i...
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Talk of the dog: My Volunteer to Help Japan...
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Sunday, March 13, 2011. My Volunteer to Help Japan. Love the people of Japan - nice people, great culture, and absolute lovers of dogs! So when I heard about the recent tragic events, my mind started racing about how I, a ninety-something pound dog could help. Today it came to me! For my part, I promise that I won't even bark when you show up. So good luck and God speed my good friends! March 13, 2011 at 6:12 PM.
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Talk of the dog: What's going on across the street?
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. What's going on across the street? I'm thinking that maybe its a volume problem. Maybe I just need to elevate my call to arms with more gusto. Hold on - I think I hear a cat outside. This may be a good time to try something new- it's about 12:30 am and everyone is in bed. Let me sound the alarm and I'll report back. Hold on. I'll sound the alarm and see if anyone stirs this time. View my ...
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Talk of the dog: Your the one that I want?
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Sunday, July 19, 2009. Your the one that I want? First we have the nice girl from down under - this Sandy girl who has moved from Australia to Southern California - I guess to screw up her life because she chooses the worst possible degenerate sluts as friends. This also comes on the heals of spending her whole Summer with the greaser loser - Danny Zucco! How did he get there everyday - he didn't have a car!
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Talk of the dog: Being held captive...
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Wednesday, March 11, 2009. I must say that I'm a bit depressed today. Talk about being made into a pariah! Look at my conditions and decide for yourself. One look at this fence is all you should need. Notice the large sign in red, "Beware of Dog". Is this really necessary? I swear - if I even get my teeth into them - oh . they will rue the day of their bastardized births! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Talk of the dog: On the road to Honolulu...
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Wednesday, June 3, 2009. On the road to Honolulu. Well, he did it again - the big nimrod owner ruined my golden opportunity to get away - this time to Hawaii! I was just about to leave on my big trip when he showed up to blow up all my plans - like he always does. I swear my anger towards him burns like that of a thousand suns. I may never get over this. How do you make up for a lost trip to Hawaii? Aloha (they ...
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Talk of the dog: I remember freedom.
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Monday, April 13, 2009. I may have more power than I think. Maybe it doesn't dare to come down my street because it knows I am here. I guess there is one way to find out. I should try to get out and confront the monster again. Of course I may be wrong and then what? Have a good day! April 13, 2009 at 11:19 PM. It always seems to make him smile. Plus, I really like the way he smells. April 18, 2009 at 6:08 PM.
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Talk of the dog: Radiation Reaches California?
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Saturday, March 19, 2011. I don't want to wear the shuit, I don't want to wear the shuit, I DON"T WANT TO WEAR THE SHUIT! Unfortunately the fool wouldn't listen to me and ran off back into the house to be with the idiot owner and the rest of the family. "Fine, see how well they take care of you. when you're in their food bowls! I screamed as he raced off. My God, it will be beautiful! Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life".
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Talk of the dog: Hail to the Chief...
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Talk of the dog. Daily post from a mix breed dog on love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Thursday, May 7, 2009. Hail to the Chief. 160; / dum. 160; dum . dum.DUM.DUM. DumDUM.DUM.DUM,. In size and pace . Until they were at their strongest and fastest . DUM DUM. DUM.DUM / DUM. DUM. DUM. DUM/ DUM. DUM. DUM.DUM! The toddler screeched with joy as he jumped around the room - showing off his version of a rain dance! Have a great day folks and for one last time - Hail to the Chief! May 7, 2009 at 1:21 PM.
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