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HemlocksJunk
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Some bad links from the old Geocities days, missing pictures and funny formatting - but it's 99 percant intact). Hemlock's Diary, Feb 2002-Sep 2009. The whole scathing, damning, hurtful, conceited, judgemental, hypocritical, hastily conceived and badly thought-out ramblings purporting to evidence the ineptness of mankind as it exists, or existed, in Hong Kong. Recipes and book reviews, also essays, including the classic Why Singapore Is Pathetic and some rude things about veganism.
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Piece of Mind: Shaved
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Sunday, January 28, 2007. A late night stroll outside the monastery, I met some gwaipos. Upon seeing me, they started giggling and whispering; and a curious-type from amongst them approached me. Why do you shave your head? It is necessary, and part of our belief-system," I told her. Do you also shave your pubic hairs? She asked me boldly. There is only one way you can find that out," I said as I stared at her huge breasts. Posted by Wan Ker-Sin at 11:00 PM. Links to this post:.
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Piece of Mind: I Am An A*shole!
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Thursday, January 18, 2007. I Am An A*shole! Sorry for the lack of posts, but I am busy and I will soon be rich. Posted by Wan Ker-Sin at 7:00 PM. From what I can see, you really are an asshole. 9:12 PM, January 18, 2007. I can call myself anything I want. But you cannot. Quick, touch your computer screen now so that your sins can be cleansed. Or else the added burden of your karma due to your comment above will reduce your chances of nirvana. 1:38 PM, January 19, 2007.
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Piece of Mind: My Lord's Humble Abode
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Saturday, February 24, 2007. My Lord's Humble Abode. Friend of Brother Ron. Has edited a beautiful video of Giant Buddha - My Lord's humble abode. Please enjoy my surroundings:. Posted by Wan Ker-Sin at 2:07 PM. Hong Kong as never seen before. If only Hong Kong tourism could do such a good job? Thanks Boyd and Wan Ker. 5:26 PM, February 25, 2007. That is an astounding video of Hong Kong. Very good. 3:28 PM, February 26, 2007. 4:00 AM, February 27, 2007. 2:46 PM, March 02, 2007.
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Piece of Mind: November 2006
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Friday, November 10, 2006. An evening with weird friend Ron. The lady-killer drags me to a Wan Chai bar. Why go to bars when you can pick women off the streets," I ask him. I can pick anyone I want," he says, assurance flooding out of his eyes, "but we are here so that you, my dear friend Wanker, can have some fun.". I would like to sleep with you," I whisper in her ear. Two thousand and five hundred dollars, darling," she whispers back in mine. I complain to Ron. Um," the maes...
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Piece of Mind: July 2006
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Wednesday, July 05, 2006. Beijing To Tibet And Back! I have just returned from a breathtaking tour, literally. You see, I was one of the passengers who boarded the miraculous train from Beijing to Lhasa (Tibet). And then I took a flight to Hong Kong. Chug-a-chug, chug-a-chug, we went all the way up to 5,072 meters. And that's when I saw them! The Tibetan donkeys. Even from the fast moving train I saw their penises. And I have good news:. Posted by Wan Ker-Sin at 8:38 AM.
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Piece of Mind: Worried
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Monday, October 22, 2007. Despite being a monk, I have always believed that Aung San Suu Kyi would be good and wild in bed. I mean I don't think she shares my carnal enthusiasm, but you know what I mean. In the absence of any news from Burma (and even our levitation techniques cannot penetrate the censorship. I am a bit worried about her. I mean, house arrest aside, what else might they be doing to her? I can only wonder. Forgive me for exposing my deep (and dark) desires.
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Piece of Mind: Revirginization [Not a contemporary English word]!
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Wednesday, November 01, 2006. Revirginization [Not a contemporary English word]! After about a month of arduous meditation, the Great Buddha has finally blessed me with special powers - I can revirginize a woman. You see, 'revirginize' or 'revirginization' isn't a word recognized by (or accepted by) the Standard English dictionaries. But that's because revirginization wasn't possible before I received the special powers yesterday. Posted by Wan Ker-Sin at 11:25 PM. 6:46 PM, Nov...
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Piece of Mind: August 2006
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Peace of Mind @ Wan Ker's. Monday, August 14, 2006. Dear Buddha, Please Help North Korea! Yesterday, I saw a North Korean woman, now an American citizen, greedily swallow lotus seed buns. And after eating all that, she said, " I'm still hungry. O Lord Buddha, please have some mercy on this woman. And give her a permanent amnesia so that she forgets her hungry childhood. And, please inspire her to send some of those buns back home, so that the hungry children of that poor country ruled by ILL.