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Music – Matt Gerwitz
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I am thankful that I have been blessed with the gift and talent of music. My Dad gave me my first guitar lesson on my ninth birthday; I haven’t looked back since. Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. II Cor. 5:17). Some of the more popular songs I have reworked include:. Beat It Michael Jackson. Gentle on My Mind Glen Campbell. American Pie Don McClean. Hotel California The Eagles. Living in America James Brown. I have ove...
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Writing – Matt Gerwitz
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This Theme Supports a Custom FrontPage. Grammar Nerds of the World Unite! Being a professional purveyor of words, meaning that I pay my bills by stringing together large groups of words into what appear as coherent thoughts to the naked eye, I like to put my work behind me at the end of the day and not think about it. Yet more often than not my lovely Read more about Grammar Nerds of the World Unite! Sports Fans and Writing Skills. Communication: Isn’t the Message Important? The King’s Speech. Starring C...
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Grammar Nerds of the World Unite! – Matt Gerwitz
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Grammar Nerds of the World Unite! June 16, 2015. Just the other night we found ourselves talking about whether or not articles should really be adjectives. Heck no, I said, articles should be their own separate part of speech, completely distinct from adjectives! My lovely wife’s response was, and I quote, But there are only eight parts of speech. So create a ninth! Anyway, getting back to the grammar nerd thing, how does one know if he, she, or it is a grammar nerd? Why do Canadians and Brits have so mu...
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CCSS – Matt Gerwitz
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This Theme Supports a Custom FrontPage. CCSS Test Scores in the Toilet: No Surprise Here. With just a few weeks left in the summer, the news regarding the CCSS tests given at the close of last school year are now starting to come out. In New York State the news isn’t good. According to an official state announcement, only 31% of students are proficient in English and math. But it gets worse. Read more about CCSS Test Scores in the Toilet: No Surprise Here. The similarities between 1930s Europe and 21st c...
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Freelance Writing – Matt Gerwitz
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Welcome to my world — a place where things look a little bit different. I am a freelance writer, author, public speaker, and musician. On these pages you can find out all about me and how I see the world. Feel free to look around and leave your comments. If you need a good laugh to brighten your day you might want to read the humor section of my blog. I also blog about other things including faith and Christianity, politics, education, writing and more. Resumes, CVs, professional profiles.
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Humor – Matt Gerwitz
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This Theme Supports a Custom FrontPage. One Man’s Satire Is Another’s Boring Read. A number of Christian-themed satire news sites have cropped up recently, making me think I could find another source of writing revenue by contributing a few stories that could lead to new clients. It turns out I was wrong. Apparently, my satirical writing skills are not up to snuff. I learned that one man’s satire Read more about One Man’s Satire Is Another’s Boring Read. Spinal Rigor or Something Like It. With Groundhog ...
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General – Matt Gerwitz
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This Theme Supports a Custom FrontPage. Pro Sports: Is It Time to Walk Away? I never thought I’d find myself asking whether or not it’s time to walk away from pro sports. But here I am. As I sit watching Thursday Night Football I am seriously questioning if I really want to do this anymore. Read more about Pro Sports: Is It Time to Walk Away? The Zimmerman Verdict: The View from the Jury. Read more about The Zimmerman Verdict: The View from the Jury. As I sit here reading the news on Independence Day 201...
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Books – Matt Gerwitz
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My first published e-book entitled “Disposable Catheters and Other Musings” is available from Lulu.com. It’s a funny collection of essays I’ve written on a number of topics over the years. If you’re a Dave Barry fan you’ll love this book. You can buy it here. In PDF or ePub formats for just for $5.99 or paperback for $17.99. If you want to see a FREE SAMPLE. YOUR KIDS WERE BORN THAT WAY. In PDF or ePub formats for just $12.99 or paperback for $19.99. If you want to see a FREE SAMPLE.
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What Time Is It Church? It’s Howdy Doody Time! – Matt Gerwitz
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What Time Is It Church? It’s Howdy Doody Time! October 31, 2013. From 1947 through 1960 America’s kids would plunk themselves in front of the television set for the 5:30 PM viewing of the Howdy Doody. Show For 30 minutes each weekday they would be entertained by the lovable puppet and a cast of characters including Buffalo Bob Smith, Bob Keeshan (later to become Capt. Kangaroo), and Gabby Hayes. Unfortunately, I see the same thing now dominating the modern American church. Many of us go to church on ...
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Blog – Matt Gerwitz
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This Theme Supports a Custom FrontPage. One Man’s Satire Is Another’s Boring Read. A number of Christian-themed satire news sites have cropped up recently, making me think I could find another source of writing revenue by contributing a few stories that could lead to new clients. It turns out I was wrong. Apparently, my satirical writing skills are not up to snuff. I learned that one man’s satire Read more about One Man’s Satire Is Another’s Boring Read. Why I No Longer Argue about the King James Bible.
