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We're not in Kansas anymore: December 2009
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Thursday, December 31, 2009. My top 5 resolutions (yes, there are more, less appropriate for the interwebs):. 1 Start smoking. I figure I need to ramp up to 4 packs per day to catch up to family and friends. 2 Swear more. Because there's nothing like telling your boss you need an effing raise to buy more coach bags and manolo blahniks. 3 Buy more fur. Who does PITA think they are anyways? 4 Spend more. Nothing says recession like coach bags and manolo blahniks. Tiger woods. Nuff said. When I think back o...
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We're not in Kansas anymore: May 2010
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Thursday, May 20, 2010. Here's the story of a man named Brady. Once upon a time, in a land far far away,. There was a man and woman who dreamed for this day. Years ago they talked about what they would name their future boy. Never did they imagine their audience would also enjoy. The very same name. Who knew the mans mother could be so shady? One week later she came home with a dog, named Brady. And that is the story of our K's mother stole our name. And now our boy is nameless. Ideas? Links to this post.
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We're not in Kansas anymore: Long time no see
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010. Long time no see. I realize that the amount of my suckage has reached infinite levels. I could say something like: I've been in meetings with the executives at NASA for weeks now and just haven't had a spare second to write a measly post. Barack called and invited me to spend a few weeks at Camp David with him and the fam. And, well, it's been so long since we've caught up, I couldn't resist. Anyways, here I am. We have not selected a daycare. And we have not made a final deci...
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We're not in Kansas anymore: January 2011
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Monday, January 17, 2011. Three Oh It's the Magic Number. Well everyone here is the story, before I am too senile from sleep deprivation to remember it:). 40 2 Thursday, September 16th:. 8pm: I start feeling some funny goings on down below. Some "tightening" if you will. I start timing. We're at every 10 minutes. I continue timing contractions all night, because I am getting all crazy with overdue excitement and I have nothing else to do. Like I don't know, SLEEP. 40 3 Friday, September 17th:. I tried nu...
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We're not in Kansas anymore: Bud Light Presents: Mr. Baking Aisle Trash Talker
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009. Bud Light Presents: Mr. Baking Aisle Trash Talker. Lately my blog material has been downright non existent. I’ve been thinking that I’ve been stuck in a funk and unable to see the world through my hilarious rose colored glasses. Things that would normally strike me as funny and blog worthy have come and gone without so much as a flinch. I think there is light at the end of the tunnel. I believe the fog is lifting. Maybe we are making forward motion. Just maybe. At this point ...
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We're not in Kansas anymore: Queen of the crazies
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Friday, August 13, 2010. Queen of the crazies. What exactly is it about me that attracts the craziest mother fuckers in the state? The baking aisle trash talker was one thing. But sporting a buddah belly has brought it to a whole new level. During my preggo pics photo session there were a couple of bizarre encounters, which clearly point out what a nice area of town I live in. We were on the last few pictures when these 2 "gentleman" were walking by and threw out a "Hey, Cutie! Picture this: 9 months pre...
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We're not in Kansas anymore: June 2010
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010. Is that like D&B? The fun times just never end over here in my faux-functional gestation. Over the weekend there was more spotting. End of story. Thanks for playing. Please come again. I'm seeing Dr. POC tomorrow for a regular appointment (and gest. diab. test). Am planning on having a serious discussion with her about all of this. And, if we can't figure out why it's happening, then how are we able to predict what will happen in the future? Links to this post. Links to this post.
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We're not in Kansas anymore: Three Oh It's the Magic Number
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Monday, January 17, 2011. Three Oh It's the Magic Number. Well everyone here is the story, before I am too senile from sleep deprivation to remember it:). 40 2 Thursday, September 16th:. 8pm: I start feeling some funny goings on down below. Some "tightening" if you will. I start timing. We're at every 10 minutes. I continue timing contractions all night, because I am getting all crazy with overdue excitement and I have nothing else to do. Like I don't know, SLEEP. 40 3 Friday, September 17th:. I tried nu...
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We're not in Kansas anymore: November 2010
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010. Tyler Ryan - September 18, 2010. 6lbs 14ounces, 21 inches long. And now (actually a couple of weeks ago):. We are absolutely in love. BS to follow. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). We're not in Kansas anymore. It's not your momma's blog. Look at me, I'm in a nutshell! Becoming uncomfortably close to 30. Married to my best friend and most wonderful man I could have imagined. June 2005 - Married. January 2007- Dx endometriosis and annovulation. Jan 2010 - BFP.
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Whose mother am I: December 2009
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Friday, December 25, 2009. Only 3 months this time! No, I mean if I could live on the road, I'd be THERE in a heartbeat! I ask how she can possibly have enough laundry to do. She tells me that she had a bit of a problem in the bathroom. Uh oh. Do I want to know what follows? Remember, this is an almost 33 year old person. I say "Ooooooh kay. What happened? Have a great weekend! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Whose mother am I. Only 3 months this time! View my complete profile. Hopes and Dreams for Us.