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Netflix Hidden Gems ; Dread | The Horror Online
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Netflix Hidden Gems ; Dread. November 13, 2014. Welcome To Netflix Hidden Gems! Here The Horroronline digs through the Netflix Horror dumping ground to find shiny gems! Today let’s look at Dread a fantastic Clive Barker adaptation! Based upon Clive Barker’s short story of the same name, the film had its premiere at the 4th annual After Dark Horror Fest. The direction, production and notably a fantastic standout soundtrack (featuring perfectly placed tracks by The Veils, We Are Scientists. I’m alway...
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Low Budget + Big Name = BAD IDEA | The Horror Online
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Low Budget Big Name = BAD IDEA. October 3, 2014. Except Val Kilmer, Val Kilmer’s just giving it away these days, put it away Val. Jesse Eisenberg Camp Hell (2010). Probably the most high profile case of this sort of practice in recent years, Lionsgate. Eisenberg quickly called his lawyers and sued asking for three million in compensation (more than the film cost to make). Eisenberg’s camp (see what I did there) had this to say about the debacle ;. Well it’s good to know that you’re doing it for us the lo...
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Horror Movie Boyfriends Rated!! | The Horror Online
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Horror Movie Boyfriends Rated! November 12, 2014. Note : There are spoilers ahead for anyone who has not seen the films discussed here. SO MANY. Nightmare On Elm Street (1984). Boyfriend : Glen Lantz (Johnny Depp). Boyfriend Points : 7/10. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997). Boyfriend : Ray Bronson (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Boyfriend Points : 6/10. Boyfriend : Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrick). Boyfriend Points : 0/10. House of Wax (2005). Boyfriend : Wade (Jared Padaleki). Boyfriend Points : 4/10. Netflix Hid...
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We Need To Talk About ; Cursed | The Horror Online
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We Need To Talk About ; Cursed. September 23, 2014. Welcome to ‘We Need To Talk About’ A regular feature that will explore current burning topics in the world of horror that really need to be explored and discussed. Let’s get to it ; We need to talk about ; Cursed. How did it all go so horribly wrong? Was the studio truly the only one to blame? Before I discuss the awful critical reception that the film received I would like to highlight the lives that were personally effected by this tragedy of film, ma...
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Annabelle Review | The Horror Online
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November 3, 2014. James Wan’s Summer 2013 hit ‘The Conjuring’ was a real tease. It played mercilessly with it’s audience, telegraphing jump scares and only to present a dead lull that snatched the audience’s breath just before its denouncement. Annabelle is not a bad film, it is a passable horror with some very effective jump scares but considering the effectiveness of the titular doll’s short appearance in The Conjuring’s opening, it could have been so much more. 3 out of 5. Halloween Party Music Picks!
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Ouija Review | The Horror Online
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November 10, 2014. This is going to get ugly. Ouija was funded by Hasbro and produced by Platinum Dunes.Michael Bay’s production company and released on Halloween. Yes it is a thinly veiled marketing scheme masquerading as a movie and yes it is a little heartbreaking that such a creepy concept was given such poor treatment. Later they visit the same house at night to begin their seance and suddenly the trees protrude with barren branches that stencil the moonlight sky.There is no sense here. Overall, it ...
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How To Kill A Horror Movie | The Horror Online
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How To Kill A Horror Movie. October 23, 2014. Do you remember Saw. Before it had ridiculous amounts of roman numerals after the title? The producers felt that Saw. Had serious potential and so they put their money behind it, it went to the Sundance and Toronto Film festivals and scored big, then it achieved huge box office success. The three producers used their windfall to create Twisted Pictures an independent production company. And now Saw. Was theirs ,. Theirs to do what. Why Horror Remakes Need To ...
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The Bad Horror Film Club : April Fool’s Day (2008) | The Horror Online
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The Bad Horror Film Club : April Fool’s Day (2008). September 7, 2014. Welcome to The Bad Horror Film Club : Here we take a look at Horror films that give off a ‘Likely to be baaaaaad’ vibe TheHorroronline is going to see if they can find a diamond in the crappy horror movie rough. Each film will be given a fair chance and we will discover whether or not they belong in The Bad Horror Film Club. Today we (unfortunately) look at April Fool’s Day. Based on three different screenplays. Uh oh. This is horror ...
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Why Horror Remakes Need To Stop Immediately. | The Horror Online
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Why Horror Remakes Need To Stop Immediately. October 23, 2014. Picture the scene it’s the year 2017 and a death is occurring, this death is not untimely, in fact it’s long overdue. The Saw. Franchise has dragged its bloated 3D manipulated body into a dark cold corner to die. It no longer remembers why it exists, who created it or who will even mourn it’s passing. With its last dying breath it rasps out the words Dear God.please.please don’t remake me. All of these films brought together people from the f...
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Halloween Party Music Picks! | The Horror Online
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Halloween Party Music Picks! October 30, 2014. Whether you’ve having a huge Halloween Shindig or a small spooky gathering here are some music suggestions to help create the creepy mood, without resorting to ‘The Monster Mash’. Rasputina Thanks For The Ether (1996). TheHorrorOnline is a long time fan of these girls. They are a ladies cello collective who borrow their style from the 1800’s. Their gothic debut is a mix of cello, goth rock and spoken word. The single Transylvanian Concubine. White Zombie Ast...