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No matter where you go, there you are.: February 2006
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No matter where you go, there you are. The crazy rantings of a (mostly) sane person. Friday, February 24, 2006. W, the Mensa Member. My Beef This Week. A coworker of mine made two statements this past week that I just found laughable. 1) George Bush is a republocrat, meaning he’s a moderate. 2) George Bush is intelligent. What makes you think he’s a moderate? How on earth can you call this guy intelligent? Personally, I think he is mildly retarded, or mentally handicapped as the PC term may be. I was...
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The Bad Ambassador: The Friday Album Cover #33
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The un-Joycean, incoherent ramblings of. well, an un-Jocyean, incoherent man. Friday 20 February 2009. The Friday Album Cover #33. They want you to be Jesus. They'll go down on one knee,. But they'll want their money back, If you're alive at 33. Bit of a toughie this week I feel. No John Lennon style "bigger than Jesus" proclamations here. and, while I'm at it, there will be no "turning tricks" with or without. Pun completely unintentional. promise. Labels: The Friday Album Cover. It was a compliment, wa...
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From the Gates of Hell: Ali Blah Blah is Right on the Money!
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From the Gates of Hell. Read on. or don't. December 11, 2007. Ali Blah Blah is Right on the Money! After I got home from work last night and got all my comments on yesterday's blog, I went on a hunt for my high school diary. Ali Blah Blah. Suggested that I had actually written about the first time I rutted with my first love boyfriend of The Volvo Wagon. Fame as I suggested in yesterday's post. She imagined that my diary entry went something like this:. Ok, there were several of this animal in my youth).
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From the Gates of Hell: October 2007
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From the Gates of Hell. Read on. or don't. October 27, 2007. It's rainy and cool outside. Things are looking up. I drank too much red wine with my sister last night and I'm paying the price today. I'll soon be making an exodus to a grease factory to have potatoes and unhealthy meats in an attempt to sooth my aching head and make the dizzy feeling go away. In other news, I've signed up for NaBloPoMo. Hmmmm . . . Perhaps this wasn't such a hot idea. October 18, 2007. Can a Sista Get a Mutha F'n Break!
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Feigning interest: June 2014
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Come sail your ships around me. Saturday, June 14, 2014. Nineteen Things That Will Break Your Heart When You Work in a Public Library. You cheerily accept books for checkin only to find they are coated in a strange unidentifiable mucus. You cheerily accept books for checkin only to find pure, white grains of sand falling from the spine, sand from a land you will never visit. Also the spine has been cracked from the heat and you'll need to repair it. Fuckers. When you offer your own favourite boo. Your pe...
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Feigning interest: Woe
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Come sail your ships around me. Friday, August 23, 2013. Obsessive adoration for Tina Fey projects is a dealbreaker for anyone who wants to make it into my inner circle of friends, FYI. How to hypnotize someone. Readily. Additionally it is great so that you can mentally constant together with live life good style of living together with a friend or relative. How to hypnotize someone is an effective form to link effectively. Along with being a totally secure and safe technique. Bridesmaidin: A dirty job.
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Feigning interest: High Fives All Round!
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Come sail your ships around me. Saturday, April 26, 2014. High Fives All Round! Storify. Who cares, really. I like the idea of it but, God, the effort. And really, if you're only storifying one channel, why can't people just follow the hashtag on that one channel? And now, I've just spent 45 minutes searching for and reading articles about Storify good practice only to start adding tweets and to find that you can't search for tweets over seven days old. OH WELL. WORK SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED ONCE MORE.
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Feigning interest: November 2012
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Come sail your ships around me. Sunday, November 25, 2012. 39 people came to my blog looking for cone-related dog pornography. Happy to thwart that so. Friday, November 23, 2012. 8216;It would be cheaper for everyone to have a Kindle than save all libraries’. A giant of a man, he stands at roughly 6ft 5in and delivers everything in a deadpan monotone, which often makes it hard to know whether he is being serious. Sunday, November 18, 2012. Instant mood changing tip. Thursday, November 08, 2012.
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Hotrocks: 09/06
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No sign of drizzle. I hereby announce that a bit of wake and bake at 10.30am will fuck you up. Which, I hasten to remind you, is good. Very good. I raise an inquisitive eyebrow in your general direction. What a fucking muppet. Anyway, those bottles are fucking shit, and the marketing dillon who started it needs a slap. Walking down the street, sees a friend). "Hey man, hizzle bizzle? Oh it's good, yo, I'm making a lizzle of mizzle". Excellent. I've gotta go so I'll sizzle you lizzle". It is an incredible...
