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The Femicrazy Chronicles: December 2008
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Sunday, December 14, 2008. I'm teaching myself french by reading french news. And then translating it b/c my french sucks. Did you move yet? How is your job? I feel like its dumbing you down. Where's my whipper-snapper kamdizzleface. I found a place. Who has a full time job. And is in grad school. She is never home. So if she IS crazy like my current roomate. I will never see her. And if she isnt crazy, then thats awesome! Cheaper than my current apartment. And nicer than my current apartment. My theory ...
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: June 2008
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Thursday, June 12, 2008. I need a spouse. But kam i'm really not into the kid thing. I don't know if i ever will be. All the carrying and feeding. It's like bunnies TIMES A MILLION. I want the kiddies. I'll take care of the kids. And you'll get the spouse. But you gotta bring home the bacon then. Monday, June 9, 2008. Conversations of Substance (and Fluid). I've never been there. So re-digest your barf. Fuck Change (.org). Ok i need a change bowl. I have copious amounts of coins. And it was cash only.
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: Fuck Change (.org)
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Monday, June 9, 2008. Fuck Change (.org). Ok i need a change bowl. I have copious amounts of coins. Omigod something fortuitous happened today. I went to get coffee and automatically went for the large w/out knowing how much money i had or how much it cost. And it was cash only. I knew i had one dollar bill and a bunch of change. It was $1.73. I had EXACTLY $1.73, 13 cents of which was in PENNIES. That is the universe watching out for you. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Fuck Change (.org).
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: May 2008
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008. Conversations of Substance (and Fluid). I didnt get my morgan fill yesterday. And for that i am deeply repentant. One sec must peee. Wanna see my mri. The answer is yes. How cool am I me: that is going to be so awesome. Patting.self.on.back. And how badass am i to call an orthopedic surgeon all by myself and get him to read my MRI before the radiology report comes out. You beat me in your badassery. You beat me in madeupwordiness. Saturday, May 17, 2008. Tuesday, May 6, 2008.
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: February 2009
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Monday, February 9, 2009. My womb is slowly coming out of my vagina. I don't think you can have a womb unless your preg. Thats why i'm in pain. Because of this incredibly abnormal situation. What if i'm spiritually pregnant. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: Conversations of Substance (and Fluid)
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008. Conversations of Substance (and Fluid). I didnt get my morgan fill yesterday. And for that i am deeply repentant. One sec must peee. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My theory is that everyone in the working world, especially those recently blessed with the attainment of a BA and a job that requires them to sit in front of a computer all day entering data/emailing egotistical types who don't like to be on the CC: list (I'm TO: person, got it?
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: Mind-Dumbing
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Sunday, December 14, 2008. I'm teaching myself french by reading french news. And then translating it b/c my french sucks. Did you move yet? How is your job? I feel like its dumbing you down. Where's my whipper-snapper kamdizzleface. I found a place. Who has a full time job. And is in grad school. She is never home. So if she IS crazy like my current roomate. I will never see her. And if she isnt crazy, then thats awesome! Cheaper than my current apartment. And nicer than my current apartment.
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. President George W. Bush spoke with soldiers in Afghanistan. "I'm a little envious," he said via a remote video link. 'It must be exciting for you - in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger.'" (harper's). Posted by morgan at 9:24 AM. On Mar 31, 2008. You know what's ROMANTIC? Getting slapped by Scarlett. Oh yeah, that turns me on. Hot in Pants,. Friday, March 28, 2008. More projecting; sorry old people. Maybe he will be clever and witty. I ate another donut.
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: Conversations of Substance (and Fluid)
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Monday, June 9, 2008. Conversations of Substance (and Fluid). I've never been there. So re-digest your barf. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My theory is that everyone in the working world, especially those recently blessed with the attainment of a BA and a job that requires them to sit in front of a computer all day entering data/emailing egotistical types who don't like to be on the CC: list (I'm TO: person, got it? Conversations of Substance (and Fluid). Fuck Change (.org).
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The Femicrazy Chronicles: April 2008
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008. Ok i can subject them to. No that doesn't work. That actually just sounds like an exploding kam. Isn't that amplifying the problem! Therefore subjecting it to more detailed scrutiny! We'll kamvestigate the problem! Saturday, April 26, 2008. Mo' jelly beans mo' problems. I'm in a longitudinal study about music and i have to answer all these questions about my current musical involvement. And how i am liking/attaining/succeeding in my music career. Don't care don't care don't care.