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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: Daryl's 2013 Disney Project
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Wednesday, 27 March 2013. Daryl's 2013 Disney Project. Well, it finally happened. February 14th 2013 saw me hit the big "Three Oh". It's only a matter of time before I start complaining about aches and pains, mumble to myself with all the coherence of Zed from Police Academy (II) and generally grouch about the youth of today and their hippidy hop. The complete list can be found here. My Disney reviews so far include:. Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs.
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: April 2012
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Monday, 30 April 2012. The Avengers: Phase I complete. Way back in November of last year I made a list of films I was looking forward to in 2012, and while The Avengers wasn't on that list, I'd be pretty derelict in my duties as a geek, full time ranter/ part time dancing queen if I didn't mention it. Be warned. The blurb you are about to read contains spoilers. And poor grandma and punctuation and. Everybody seemed to love this film except me. Because of...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: My Lil' Review Of 2012
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Tuesday, 5 February 2013. My Lil' Review Of 2012. Next up is the Ti West movie Innkeepers. A slow burning ghost story with just the right balance of atmosphere and scares. The characters aren't "dick'ish", there's one great spectral reveal which has the hairs on the back of my neck on end just thinking about it. Oh. and that lady from Top Gun shows up for a few scenes. I'd give this a go anyway. Absolutely smashing! With the Amazing Spider-Man reboot fall...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: Prometheus: Spoilers and Splurges
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Monday, 10 September 2012. Prometheus: Spoilers and Splurges. Well it's certainly been a long time coming, but here's my review for Ridley Scott's Prometheus. In order for me to attack this I'm going to molest various elements and conclude with something profound that'll hopefully make me sound cleverer than I am. The costumes appear utilitarian and thankfully don't have that typical "Sci Fi" romper suit with a helmet look about them. The props/ equip...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey... Review
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Wednesday, 26 December 2012. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Review. Is splitting a 400odd page book into 3x 3hr movies pushing it? I'm just thankful Peter Jackson got the chance to work in this world once more. As much as I enjoy some of Guillermo Del Toro's work, in my opinion, you should never rub another man's rhubarb! I focussed on a few of the negative points which rang out in my ears as the opening credits fluttered before me. The introduction o...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: February 2012
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Sunday, 19 February 2012. A Potentially Wonderful Period. Oh and Fight Club and The Matrix. They were alright too I suppose. Firstly I'll be really boring and go into what I'd consider to be this years sizzling sequels (I think I just died a little inside writing that). Well, I say sequels. what I really mean is sequels, prequels, remakes, spin-offs and other such floggings of cash cows and dead horses. October 26 sees the return of Bond, James Bond in th...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: November 2012
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Saturday, 3 November 2012. Skyfall. my review. with a couple spoilers.ish. I promise you lot, once this is over it'll be at least another year before I write about Bond again! Then we had Condom Of Sausage. The first proper, actual, bona fide Bond sequel. And it was a tremendous letdown in many respects. But considering the situation in which it was developed and produced I'm surprised they managed to pull off what they did. It ain't great...It's fucking ...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: January 2012
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Sunday, 29 January 2012. A couple smidgens of news regarding future film releases and potential MPAA ratings have made me equally miserable and perplexed. There's no great shock in swearing on film. It's become as regular as an actor breathing on camera. I don't think it adds anything to an action film to hear the F Bomb every 5 minutes and these days it seems quite forced or hollow. Just hit play and gawp at the screen. One snippet of news which has piss...
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: March 2013
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Wednesday, 27 March 2013. Daryl's 2013 Disney Project. Well, it finally happened. February 14th 2013 saw me hit the big "Three Oh". It's only a matter of time before I start complaining about aches and pains, mumble to myself with all the coherence of Zed from Police Academy (II) and generally grouch about the youth of today and their hippidy hop. The complete list can be found here. My Disney reviews so far include:. Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs.
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog: July 2012
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Hot Donkey Bear's Blog. Filmed with lash inserts. Saturday, 21 July 2012. The Dark Knight Rises: Spoiler Free Review. I have absolutely no idea of how to start this review. First off the bat, to the best of my knowledge there is nothing here that will shake the foundations and change the opinion of the Nolan haters. Set 8 years after The Dark Knight, this film takes a knackered and spiritually broken Bruce Wayne and places him in a situation where he must don the cape once more. What was I talking about?
